You guys think you're so smart, trying stepping into Sark's shoes

Tailgater said:

The true situation called for a QB bootleg run backwards that even my peg-leg grandpa(rip) could have fooled the coogs enough to score on unmolested. You're thinking it was the regular season final and a hard fought rivalry game crucial for the home team in black ninja suits achieving that elusive eighth win. But in truth, it was only another apple cup we were suppose to win and did win in typically unmotivated sloppy style while the motherless sodbusters received most of the credit for making the scoreboard close against huge odds. In such a can't-win situation, it's best to find a way for the crippled senior to score the winning TD on senior day...... or get buried under a pile of steaming horse apples in failed disgrace for trying. If the best RB in the nation craves such glory, let him come back for a senior season to get it.