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The Sharkfucker is out

Chip Kelly spotted at Gainesville Intergalactic Airport

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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club
    That would be awesome. Chip vs. Saban for the next decade.
  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,337
    edited October 2017



    The Sharkfucker is out

    you know why.

  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,500 Founders Club

    Saban is clearly homophobic.

    It will be awesome.

    Have you gotten close enough to scan him with a Gaydar?
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

    He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

    He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.
    That sounds more like Nick Saban to me.
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,425

    Mosster47 said:

    It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

    He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.
    Hi. Chip was from the other side of the country. He hated recruiting and you have to get on a plane to recruit just about anyone to Eugene. Then you factor in his salary was about $3M a year. The Eagles gave him close to $7M a year. He was back way closer to home and he didn't have to recruit anymore.

    The rumor I've heard from a couple different booster was Chip asked for $5M a year and the AD said no way.

    Closer to home + not having to do something you hate + doing what you love at a higher level + double the salary = Common Sense.
    Hi. Swallow one of these:

    image

    Then chase it with a pint of magma.
    Dickrod.
    Norwegian cuisine free pub?
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,347 Founders Club

    Doogles said:

    That would be awesome. Chip vs. Saban for the next decade.

    Saban would plunger him every year.
    And he'd like it ... allegedly
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

    Mosster47 said:

    It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

    He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.
    Hi. Chip was from the other side of the country. He hated recruiting and you have to get on a plane to recruit just about anyone to Eugene. Then you factor in his salary was about $3M a year. The Eagles gave him close to $7M a year. He was back way closer to home and he didn't have to recruit anymore.

    The rumor I've heard from a couple different booster was Chip asked for $5M a year and the AD said no way.

    Closer to home + not having to do something you hate + doing what you love at a higher level + double the salary = Common Sense.
    Hi. Swallow one of these:

    image

    Then chase it with a pint of magma.
    Dickrod.
    So when you act like a stupid fucker your response is to double down? You must crush it in real life.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    You must crush it in real life lol
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club

    Doogles said:

    That would be awesome. Chip vs. Saban for the next decade.

    Saban would plunger him every year.
    I'm not so sure, he would have his SEC lineman and Saban struggles with mobile QBs.

    He would get his Tebow/Manziel/Mariota and make shit really fucking messy for Saban.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    Doogles said:

    That would be awesome. Chip vs. Saban for the next decade.

    Saban would plunger him every year.
    I'm not so sure, he would have his SEC lineman and Saban struggles with mobile QBs.

    He would get his Tebow/Manziel/Mariota and make shit really fucking messy for Saban.
    He’s a rich mans Hugh Freeze
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Just imagine what Peterman could do with Florida players
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    AZDuck said:

    Just imagine what Peterman could do with Florida players

    Florida wants someone with a clue on offense.

    Peterman is out.
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,425

    AZDuck said:

    Just imagine what Peterman could do with Florida players

    Florida wants someone with a clue on offense.

    Peterman is out.
    That's what made them hire Aquaman in the first place. They don't have a clue.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

    He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.
    Hi. Chip was from the other side of the country. He hated recruiting and you have to get on a plane to recruit just about anyone to Eugene. Then you factor in his salary was about $3M a year. The Eagles gave him close to $7M a year. He was back way closer to home and he didn't have to recruit anymore.

    The rumor I've heard from a couple different booster was Chip asked for $5M a year and the AD said no way.

    Closer to home + not having to do something you hate + doing what you love at a higher level + double the salary = Common Sense.
    Hi. Swallow one of these:

    image

    Then chase it with a pint of magma.
    Dickrod.
    So when you act like a stupid fucker your response is to double down? You must crush it in real life.
    Quookfight!