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Annual "I hate the Apple Cup" Post

Auburndawg
Auburndawg Member Posts: 362
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Nothing to win playing little brother.

For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

And the trophy is stupid.
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Fuck you! I love apple cup. Get off your ignorant/arrogant high horse and enjoy the fun.
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  • mobey
    mobey Member Posts: 3,254
    I just hope Sark wears that cool hat from the big victory over Oregon st.
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  • Tailgater
    Tailgater Member Posts: 1,389
    Totally agree with you on this as I do every year and I'll add my traditional complaint about the faux rivalry apple cup game: UW almost always has absolutely nothing to gain from another expected win over the coogs and the Huskies can only be motivated by avoiding the disgrace of a loss. No other game in college football is as lopsided as the apple cup in regard to inducing epileptic seizure in the ranks of the favored.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137
    Auburndawg said:

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

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  • Auburndawg
    Auburndawg Member Posts: 362
    RoadDawg55 said:

    Auburndawg said:

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137
    Auburndawg said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    Auburndawg said:

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.
    Die. I don't care if it is in a fucking fire or not. Just die.

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    RoadDawg55 said:

    Auburndawg said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    Auburndawg said:

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.
    Die. I don't care if it is in a fucking fire or not. Just die.

    Napalm filled bus makes another appearance, so Aubbie knows what he should be crushed under:

    image

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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,623 Standard Supporter
    Auburndawg said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    Auburndawg said:

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.
    What year are we in? 1930?
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  • loadsock
    loadsock Member Posts: 686
    edited November 2013
    That pillow fight last year turned into the Dawgs biting the pillow. We basically have been the 2 bit whore for Oregon and ASU for a decade. We beat the shit teams and get smoked by the better teams. You already know that personifies mediocrity.

    We can return to old dominating ways when we find a coach who understands how to do it. Right now we take one step forward for every 2 steps back. This year is the same as the other 3 prior years and that's only because we ate up on the Idaho State, Cal, and Colorado teams while the elite in the conference played us as their cupcake.
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  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994
    NIT Champs!!! Whoo Hoo!!!
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Go Gators Thread Of The Week!
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited November 2013
    The Big Five?

    Is that like the Fab Five?

    Or is that the sporting goods store?

    There's a Big Five in Philly...

    There's a test you can take to tell you how much of an asshole you are. It's called the Big Five Personality Inventory
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,886 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    The Big Five?

    Is that like the Fab Five?

    Or is that the sporting goods store?

    There's a Big Five in Philly...

    There's a test you can take to tell you how much of an asshole you are. It's called the Big Five Personality Inventory

    The AAWU came out of the destruction of the old Pacific Coast Conference. It was the 4 Cali schools plus Worshington.

    Got the Rose Bowl berth from that league. That's why your ducks could play in the Cotton Bowl in 59
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  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    Post stupid shit AND refer to yourself in the third person.

    Abundance.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    I know the history Race

    Doesn't make Aubbie's take any less fucktarded
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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,277
    My dad played for WSU but was the biggest Husky fan there was.

    House divided my ass.
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  • Auburndawg
    Auburndawg Member Posts: 362
    To a true Husky, no matter how much you ducks win you are still just the Beverly Hillbillies.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nouveau riche
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited November 2013
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  • LanceUppercut
    LanceUppercut Member Posts: 23
    edited November 2013
    Auburndawg said:



    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.

    USC leads UW's all time series 51-28.

    So you don't consider the Coogs your rivals because you win 2/3rds of the time, yet your true rivals are the ones that beat YOU 2/3rds of the time?

    Great logic as always.

    One of these days you'll figure out that the shit that went on in the 70s doesn't matter anymore and you're at an impressive 5-5 over the last ten years with the coogs, and we had Paul Wulff for four of those years. Welcome to the dreck. At least we're not in denial about it.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,886 Founders Club
    LanceUppercut said:

    Auburndawg said:



    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.

    So your true rivals are the ones that beat you 2/3rds of the time?

    Great logic as always.

    One of these days you'll figure out that the shit that went on in the 70s doesn't matter anymore and you're at an impressive 5-5 over the last ten years with the coogs. Welcome to the dreck. At least we're not in denial about it.

    I'm pretty sure 5-5 over the last 10 years is our best effort against anyone we play yearly. "lol"

    Maybe Cal
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  • LanceUppercut
    LanceUppercut Member Posts: 23
    RaceBannon said:




    I'm pretty sure 5-5 over the last 10 years is our best effort against anyone we play yearly. "lol"

    Maybe Cal

    That's the poont. I realize the coogs suck. Aubs hasn't quite figured out WASHINGTON isn't coming back anytime soon.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    LanceUppercut said:

    Auburndawg said:



    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.

    USC leads UW's all time series 51-28.

    So you don't consider the Coogs your rivals because you win 2/3rds of the time, yet your true rivals are the ones that beat YOU 2/3rds of the time?

    Great logic as always.

    One of these days you'll figure out that the shit that went on in the 70s doesn't matter anymore and you're at an impressive 5-5 over the last ten years with the coogs, and we had Paul Wulff for four of those years. Welcome to the dreck. At least we're not in denial about it.
    Lance has always been my favorite Coug.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    LanceUppercut said:

    TheGlove said:

    LanceUppercut said:

    Auburndawg said:



    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.

    USC leads UW's all time series 51-28.

    So you don't consider the Coogs your rivals because you win 2/3rds of the time, yet your true rivals are the ones that beat YOU 2/3rds of the time?

    Great logic as always.

    One of these days you'll figure out that the shit that went on in the 70s doesn't matter anymore and you're at an impressive 5-5 over the last ten years with the coogs, and we had Paul Wulff for four of those years. Welcome to the dreck. At least we're not in denial about it.
    Lance has always been my favorite Coug.
    Aubs has more poasts on Cougfan than I do. But he's above it all...
    boom, roasted.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    LanceUppercut said:

    Auburndawg said:



    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.

    USC leads UW's all time series 51-28.

    So you don't consider the Coogs your rivals because you win 2/3rds of the time, yet your true rivals are the ones that beat YOU 2/3rds of the time?

    Great logic as always.

    One of these days you'll figure out that the shit that went on in the 70s doesn't matter anymore and you're at an impressive 5-5 over the last ten years with the coogs, and we had Paul Wulff for four of those years. Welcome to the dreck. At least we're not in denial about it.
    Fredocoog!!! True???

    We all have our idiots.
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Aubs, did you attend UW? Normally, I don't like using this card but I think you earn it. Because if you didn't attend UW then you can't talk about WSU being our little brother. You wouldn't even be in the fucking family. At best, you would be the awkward guest that comes over unannounced and never knows when it's time to leave.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    DeepSeaZ said:

    Aubs, did you attend UW? Normally, I don't like using this card but I think you earn it. Because if you didn't attend UW then you can't talk about WSU being our little brother. You wouldn't even be in the fucking family. At best, you would be the awkward guest that comes over unannounced and never knows when it's time to leave.

    What part of "Go Gators Thread Of The Week!" didn't you understand?

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  • LanceUppercut
    LanceUppercut Member Posts: 23
    dnc said:

    LanceUppercut said:

    Auburndawg said:



    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.

    USC leads UW's all time series 51-28.

    So you don't consider the Coogs your rivals because you win 2/3rds of the time, yet your true rivals are the ones that beat YOU 2/3rds of the time?

    Great logic as always.

    One of these days you'll figure out that the shit that went on in the 70s doesn't matter anymore and you're at an impressive 5-5 over the last ten years with the coogs, and we had Paul Wulff for four of those years. Welcome to the dreck. At least we're not in denial about it.
    Fredocoog!!! True???

    We all have our idiots.
    I blocked FredoCoog on twitter two or so years ago. Touche.
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