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Annual "I hate the Apple Cup" Post

Nothing to win playing little brother.

For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

And the trophy is stupid.
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Fuck you! I love apple cup. Get off your ignorant/arrogant high horse and enjoy the fun.
  • mobey
    mobey Member Posts: 3,254
    I just hope Sark wears that cool hat from the big victory over Oregon st.
  • Tailgater
    Tailgater Member Posts: 1,389
    Totally agree with you on this as I do every year and I'll add my traditional complaint about the faux rivalry apple cup game: UW almost always has absolutely nothing to gain from another expected win over the coogs and the Huskies can only be motivated by avoiding the disgrace of a loss. No other game in college football is as lopsided as the apple cup in regard to inducing epileptic seizure in the ranks of the favored.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,392 Standard Supporter

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

  • Auburndawg
    Auburndawg Member Posts: 362

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,392 Standard Supporter

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.
    Die. I don't care if it is in a fucking fire or not. Just die.

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.
    Die. I don't care if it is in a fucking fire or not. Just die.

    Napalm filled bus makes another appearance, so Aubbie knows what he should be crushed under:

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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,125 Standard Supporter

    Nothing to win playing little brother.

    For one week we have to act like WSU is our equal.

    People calling it a "rivalry" when we win 2/3 of the time.

    This year we get to watch a pillow fight between two 4-4 teams over who might get to go to the macaroni and cheese bowl.

    And the trophy is stupid.

    The irony is I bet you consider UW vs Oregon a rivalry game.

    You don't know Auburndawg very well.

    Absolutely not. Our true rivals are the other members of west coast Big 5, not any of our NW little brothers.
    What year are we in? 1930?
  • loadsock
    loadsock Member Posts: 686
    edited November 2013
    That pillow fight last year turned into the Dawgs biting the pillow. We basically have been the 2 bit whore for Oregon and ASU for a decade. We beat the shit teams and get smoked by the better teams. You already know that personifies mediocrity.

    We can return to old dominating ways when we find a coach who understands how to do it. Right now we take one step forward for every 2 steps back. This year is the same as the other 3 prior years and that's only because we ate up on the Idaho State, Cal, and Colorado teams while the elite in the conference played us as their cupcake.