Centraal Football Illustrated NOGAF which week

CENTRAL BEATS UP GNAC CONFERENCE LIKE THE BITCH THEY ARE
CENTRAL BEATS UP EVERYBODY IN D2 LIKE THE BITCH THE ARE EXCEPT FOR SOME TEAMS
SHOWDOWN WITH ALABAMA LOOMS
This week we* beat Oregon like the bitch they are, have beat up the GNAC like the bitch they are, and have beat up the top 25 rankings like the bitch they are, and the polls will have us* in the top 10.
Next week is the big non conf game with Alabama (although technically it is actually in fact not actually the Tide, but N. Alabama if you want to put a fine point on it; also it was W. Oregon not Oregon if again you want to be really technical about it. The fact is that in D2 you play a lot of teams with some type of geographic specifier which is why it is Central Washington and not just Washington if you want to really put a fine technical fact legitimately on it).
This weeks illustration: The seating chart for the stadium in Ellensburg: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/ac/e7/88ace76b8c6196f32af5aac3259a628a--seating-charts-charger.jpg
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Someone needs to peapatch that shit. For real.
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I’m now on the Central bandwagon. I like winners. Funny, I know, being a Washingtonian.
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We* had a Gaskin Lite running back named Cummings (I think he did some time at WSU) in the starting lineup, but he is out for the season with a broken ankle. Runs just like Gascan. It remains to be seen if somebody can step in and fill those shoes. If so, Centraal may go the distance. We will see... pick out your tickets from the seating chart today!Baseman said:I’m now on the Central bandwagon. I like winners. Funny, I know, being a Washingtonian.
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Fail. You need to go back to the basics to earn the chins. Things like brief commentary on recent Central games, live reports from Ellensburg, etc. Things we all give a fuck about.
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You should go this week. Northern Alabama was the runner up in D2 last season, and they are moving to FCS next season. Use this seating chart for your Wildcat tickets --> https://goo.gl/images/vAIjsjoregonblitzkrieg said:Fail. You need to go back to the basics to earn the chins. Things like brief commentary on recent Central games, live reports from Ellensburg, etc. Things we all give a fuck about.
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Does Central have a band or do they pipe in faggy music?ApostleofGrief said:
You should go this week. Northern Alabama was the runner up in D2 last season, and they are moving to FCS next season. Use this seating chart for your Wildcat tickets --> https://goo.gl/images/vAIjsjoregonblitzkrieg said:Fail. You need to go back to the basics to earn the chins. Things like brief commentary on recent Central games, live reports from Ellensburg, etc. Things we all give a fuck about.
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Great question.... a band. There is no fucking jumbotron, instant replay, TV time outs, or any delays other than required by regulations. The result is an hour shorter game time.Baseman said:
Does Central have a band or do they pipe in faggy music?ApostleofGrief said:
You should go this week. Northern Alabama was the runner up in D2 last season, and they are moving to FCS next season. Use this seating chart for your Wildcat tickets --> https://goo.gl/images/vAIjsjoregonblitzkrieg said:Fail. You need to go back to the basics to earn the chins. Things like brief commentary on recent Central games, live reports from Ellensburg, etc. Things we all give a fuck about.
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BYOB into stadium encouraged?ApostleofGrief said:
Great question.... a band. There is no fucking jumbotron, instant replay, TV time outs, or any delays other than required by regulations. The result is an hour shorter game time.Baseman said:
Does Central have a band or do they pipe in faggy music?ApostleofGrief said:
You should go this week. Northern Alabama was the runner up in D2 last season, and they are moving to FCS next season. Use this seating chart for your Wildcat tickets --> https://goo.gl/images/vAIjsjoregonblitzkrieg said:Fail. You need to go back to the basics to earn the chins. Things like brief commentary on recent Central games, live reports from Ellensburg, etc. Things we all give a fuck about.
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you don't need to drink for Central.Baseman said:
BYOB into stadium encouraged?ApostleofGrief said:
Great question.... a band. There is no fucking jumbotron, instant replay, TV time outs, or any delays other than required by regulations. The result is an hour shorter game time.Baseman said:
Does Central have a band or do they pipe in faggy music?ApostleofGrief said:
You should go this week. Northern Alabama was the runner up in D2 last season, and they are moving to FCS next season. Use this seating chart for your Wildcat tickets --> https://goo.gl/images/vAIjsjoregonblitzkrieg said:Fail. You need to go back to the basics to earn the chins. Things like brief commentary on recent Central games, live reports from Ellensburg, etc. Things we all give a fuck about.
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Roll Cats!ApostleofGrief said:
you don't need to drink for Central.Baseman said:
BYOB into stadium encouraged?ApostleofGrief said:
Great question.... a band. There is no fucking jumbotron, instant replay, TV time outs, or any delays other than required by regulations. The result is an hour shorter game time.Baseman said:
Does Central have a band or do they pipe in faggy music?ApostleofGrief said:
You should go this week. Northern Alabama was the runner up in D2 last season, and they are moving to FCS next season. Use this seating chart for your Wildcat tickets --> https://goo.gl/images/vAIjsjoregonblitzkrieg said:Fail. You need to go back to the basics to earn the chins. Things like brief commentary on recent Central games, live reports from Ellensburg, etc. Things we all give a fuck about.
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How's the porking lot? Dimly lit? Axing for a fren