5 Reasons
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Punter made me LOL
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Cal students all had 4 years of high school
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Typing "Kwiatkowski" 3 times in a couple sentences was the real challenge.
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Oh so close.
Hey, UDub fan! I just wanted to wish you all luck, too, and also thank you for coming here and giving us five reasons you're so great!
Too bad you're probably right!
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Bow wow buttsniffers!
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Classy Cal fan responds:
What are some of the good strip clubs near campus? Asking for a fren -
Titty bars in Seattle, nothing special.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Classy Cal fan responds:
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I can't approve of not having Charlie McClutchins, sorry.
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F. S. Smith was good.
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@GulagDawg popped off.
I'd do more than sniff ur butt hun..
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Chonga McClatcher?
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Gosh those guys are a bunch of kindergartens.
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Gravest chinsult ever leveled out herebackthepack said:Gosh those guys are a bunch of kindergartens.
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ISAFNRCApostleofGrief said:Chonga McClatcher?
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I recommend going to Gorst especially if it's a dirty and rainy night.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Classy Cal fan responds:
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I would of posted 5 Reasons this year but I think I'm still banned on BI..
No Charlie McClutchins?
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He broke his ankle a couple weeks back. HTHPurpleReign said:I would of posted 5 Reasons this year but I think I'm still banned on BI..
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Wow those posters are fucking dorks
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They would not last here. We are the TUFF blue collar loggers of CFB message boreds.Pitchfork51 said:Wow those posters are fucking dorks
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I don't root against UW as much as I used to. As far as I know, they are no longer covering up rapes or giving boats to coaches to steer committed recruits and dole out covfefe cups.
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might as well not even play the game
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Pfffft... Just about everyone on this forum had AT LEAST a 3.9 GPA, son. Big whoops. Did you get confused and think you were on EDuck or Hardcore Husky? Get yer azz back on the shortbus and study hard. If you can run a 4.4 forty and weigh over 200 lbs, maybe you can walk on at UW someday.QuornDawg said:might as well not even play the game
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It's amazing how many people still bite on 5 reasons despite the fact it's been posted on every single conference opponent's board (as well as numerous other CFB, NFL, NBA, and other sports boards) almost every year for like 8 years now.
I think it's because 5 reasons reads exactly like your typical fan prediction post...full of blind homerism, inaccuracies, meaningless information, and a lack of any sort of specific detail as to why the game will go the they it's predicted...so it blends in perfectly. -
That bearswin character seems like a real dick. He should get a
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Next best thing: this afternoon I'm dealing with oil-based paint fumes in an enclosed spacechuck said:That bearswin character seems like a real dick. He should get a
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Might as well fire up the grill while you're in there and have some burgersBearsWiin said:
Next best thing: this afternoon I'm dealing with oil-based paint fumes in an enclosed spacechuck said:That bearswin character seems like a real dick. He should get a
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I'm not sure that's volatile enough to do the job but id definitely recommend breathing heavily and deeply. It really helps clear the sinuses.BearsWiin said:
Next best thing: this afternoon I'm dealing with oil-based paint fumes in an enclosed spacechuck said:That bearswin character seems like a real dick. He should get a
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What kind of POS comes onto another teams board when they are 28 point favorites and gives 5 reasons why they will win?
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That was a good one. I also like how the new spin is for someone to join the thread and accuse the opposing fans of implied racial prejudice -
Ok...too drunk to figure this shit out (busy drinking on the 17th green at the Safeway Open...the players shootin hoops on my suite...will be on ESPN at some point this week) but I can't poast to ask the following question ....can somebody please direct me to the Tits Brass and Ass thread? TIAMelloDawg said:https://bearinsider.com/forums/2/topics/76084
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Isn't that how ISAFNRC started?MelloDawg said:What kind of POS comes onto another teams board when they are 28 point favorites and gives 5 reasons why they will win?
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That was a good one. I also like how the new spin is for someone to join the thread and accuse the opposing fans of implied racial prejudice
