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DoogieMcDoogersonDoogieMcDoogerson Member Posts: 2,482
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So there are 4 of us in the lower section around the 15 yard line. Plenty of empty seats around us. probably 5 to the right of us and 5 to the left. This big dude sits down next to me and his drunk ass wife. He must think I'm infringing on his space because he's pushing on me in small increments. Never mind there are 3 more empty seats to his wife's left. Eventually I ask him, what the fuck man? What's your problem? I'm lined right up centered in my seat. My wife makes some comment - first asshole we have met in Corvallis. He pushes more but I'm not moving. Now he is just turned right at me staring me down. Again, I ask him what's your fucking problem.

So then I say - if I move 4 inches can we be buds? The 4 of us shift down 4 inches. All is good. About 5 minutes later, we are apparently buds as he now wants to try to talk intelligent football.

First question from him - "So what do you think of Jonathan Smith?" -- I answer. "I can't stand that fucking guy and think we should fire him." Obviously this wasn't the answer he was expecting.

Then we started talking about Oregon. He says "I don't fucking go there. Those guys are assholes." I say, you know, I've gone to the last 2 games against the huskies and NEVER had a problem. Their fans were great. They were very welcoming, some good friendly banter.

At the point in the 3rd when "we" intercepted the beavs he got up and stormed out stranding his wife. She stumbled after him.

Good times, cheap drinks and I did not get the shit beat out of me.
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,182
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    CSB.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    People go to road scrimmages?
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    edited October 2017
    haie said:

    The beav fans around me didn't like me yelling that they are an embarrassment to the PAC 12.

    lol did anyone remind you of the glory days of 08?
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    doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    WeakarmCobra said:

    haie said:

    The beav fans around me didn't like me yelling that they are an embarrassment to the PAC 12.

    lol did anyone remind you of the glory hole days of 08?
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    Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    If you are addicted to a legal drug and are usually dirty when you come home from work then you are a Beaver fan.

    It's the most pathetic fan base I've ever been around.
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    AEBAEB Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,962
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    Just a wide base ;) <—- wink wink
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    whatshouldicareaboutwhatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,492
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    There were trees inside the stadium that blocked my view.
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    rustysavagerustysavage Member Posts: 942
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    Mosster47 said:

    If you are addicted to a legal drug and are usually dirty when you come home from work then you are a Beaver fan.

    It's the most pathetic fan base I've ever been around.

    Gaze down upon the blue collar man from your perch high among the upper echelon of JV coaches. You never get dirty cleaning up your players vomit after they drink too much C4?
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    TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
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    ApostleofGrief said:

    DoogieMcDoogerson said:

    So there are 4 of us in the lower section around the 15 yard line. Plenty of empty seats around us. probably 5 to the right of us and 5 to the left. This big dude sits down next to me and his drunk ass wife. He must think I'm infringing on his space because he's pushing on me in small increments. Never mind there are 3 more empty seats to his wife's left. Eventually I ask him, what the fuck man? What's your problem? I'm lined right up centered in my seat. My wife makes some comment - first asshole we have met in Corvallis. He pushes more but I'm not moving. Now he is just turned right at me staring me down. Again, I ask him what's your fucking problem.

    So then I say - if I move 4 inches can we be buds? The 4 of us shift down 4 inches. All is good. About 5 minutes later, we are apparently buds as he now wants to try to talk intelligent football.

    First question from him - "So what do you think of Jonathan Smith?" -- I answer. "I can't stand that fucking guy and think we should fire him." Obviously this wasn't the answer he was expecting.

    Then we started talking about Oregon. He says "I don't fucking go there. Those guys are assholes." I say, you know, I've gone to the last 2 games against the huskies and NEVER had a problem. Their fans were great. They were very welcoming, some good friendly banter.

    At the point in the 3rd when "we" intercepted the beavs he got up and stormed out stranding his wife. She stumbled after him.

    Good times, cheap drinks and I did not get the shit beat out of me.

    Boring story. Not even a fight. Put something in next time like the wife offering a blow job.
    ApostleofGrief said:

    DoogieMcDoogerson said:

    So there are 4 of us in the lower section around the 15 yard line. Plenty of empty seats around us. probably 5 to the right of us and 5 to the left. This big dude sits down next to me and his drunk ass wife. He must think I'm infringing on his space because he's pushing on me in small increments. Never mind there are 3 more empty seats to his wife's left. Eventually I ask him, what the fuck man? What's your problem? I'm lined right up centered in my seat. My wife makes some comment - first asshole we have met in Corvallis. He pushes more but I'm not moving. Now he is just turned right at me staring me down. Again, I ask him what's your fucking problem.

    So then I say - if I move 4 inches can we be buds? The 4 of us shift down 4 inches. All is good. About 5 minutes later, we are apparently buds as he now wants to try to talk intelligent football.

    First question from him - "So what do you think of Jonathan Smith?" -- I answer. "I can't stand that fucking guy and think we should fire him." Obviously this wasn't the answer he was expecting.

    Then we started talking about Oregon. He says "I don't fucking go there. Those guys are assholes." I say, you know, I've gone to the last 2 games against the huskies and NEVER had a problem. Their fans were great. They were very welcoming, some good friendly banter.

    At the point in the 3rd when "we" intercepted the beavs he got up and stormed out stranding his wife. She stumbled after him.

    Good times, cheap drinks and I did not get the shit beat out of me.

    Boring story. Not even a fight scuffed elbow?. Put something in next time like the wife offering a blow job.
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    JayJayDawgJayJayDawg Member Posts: 19
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    Every time I think of Corvallis; I remember aluminum bleachers, porta potty's and mud.
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