Official: USC vs Cuog Dream Dash pre-game thread

Also, why is USC throwing it????
Same retarded reason Smiff does. Gotta out think the competition even if your Oline and RB can push the other team's shit in.

And Bevell and...

CuntWaffle

IVAN!!!

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Would AP All-American Cody O'Connell be in UW's two deeps?

Hippopeteamus

Also, why is USC throwing it????
Same retarded reason Smiff does. Gotta out think the competition even if your Oline and RB can push the other team's shit in.

I knew that was the answer. I was just hoping that there was one offensive coach who was not an idiot.

Hippopeteamus

IVAN!!!

You would think USC was playing in Florida with 100 degree temperatures and 100% humidity.

Baseman

The Ivan Factor
#ivangate #hotdogsovereverything

RoadDawg55

Darnold flat-out sucks

Very average without last year's line and receivers. He makes horrible decisions every game.

CuntWaffle

At what point does USC go "hmmmmmm all of our players get injured all the time. I wonder where the source is"?

Hopefully never!

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Helton is basically a caricature of the Dumb-Ass Football Coach.

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Mush Brain will take 3-4 ridiculous sacks each game