PM to PurpleBaze

I'm chinquiring about your chin-thority,
To decide what is and isn't chin-worthy.
A chinteresting here and a chincredible there,
A few other predictable chinformatives and you don't care.
But you chinjur me with you're arbitration,
When Chin'ing things is a common chinfection.
So for this chinput I cannot back down,
Your chinflexible stances makes me frown.
And not by the hair of Jordan's chinny chin chin,
I'll chinclude my chins even on Swaye's chindians.
So better chinvest in some chinsurance,
Because I'll chinstitutionalize your ass chin a(n) chinstance.