What I think I think about Fresno State...always mix drugs and alcohol...
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I have always found that "So what's the fucking problem?" is a good way to start a productive conversation.
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and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagonWeakarmCobra said:If BBK was faster he would make great safety
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She's talking now. Not overly hostile, but miffed. I'll be able to smooth this one over and blame the drugs while taking little to no responsibility for my actions. Feel like a real modern American today.dflea said:I have always found that "So what's the fucking problem?" is a good way to start a productive conversation.
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Sounds like she just needs to cum to her senses
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Just tell her she reminds you of a clapping seal.
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#ProfilesInCourageSwaye said:
In my defense, I was too smashed to operate a camera.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Flagged your post for lack of picturesSwaye said:#Inb4Sven
Also, CLS set the coffee on the counter and walked straight to the bathroom and got in the shower without saying a word. Trying to decide if I should risk it and go get in the shower with her, or accept that she's pissed and @dnc will have to take care of my boner.
Savages have always been brave. I'm going in. -
The old, rich white man apologizes to his woman. A little part of his soul dies each time.
The old, wealthy white man DGAF.
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I work part time with a petite 17 year old who keeps slamming her large breasts into me, and then smiling and saying "oh sorry". I'm not too experienced with women, so I was wondering if that means she's my girlfriend now. Also, should I bring her flowers as a way of saying thank you?
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Pic's or GTFO.Fenderbender123 said:I work part time with a petite 17 year old who keeps slamming her large breasts into me, and then smiling and saying "oh sorry". I'm not too experienced with women, so I was wondering if that means she's my girlfriend now. Also, should I bring her flowers as a way of saying thank you?
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So now she knows you're an alcoholic with low standards (her friend) who she can't trust. On top her friend will forever poison this well. Before today she only knew you were an alcoholic.
Time to decide what you want.
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The only fuck up here was going drinking with her friends.Mad_Son said:So now she knows you're an alcoholic with low standards (her friend) who she can't trust. On top her friend will forever poison this well. Before today she only knew you were an alcoholic.
Time to decide what you want.
I'm surprised she's talking to you again.
You're either a pussy for not making a move on them or a fuckhead for making a move on them. There's no winning.
The good news is that after the well is poisoned and she kicks swaye to the curb the friends will still be down to bone. -
Sounds like a trip to the discipline hole is in order.
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Excuses are like bleached assholes. They're awesome.Swaye said:
In my defense, I was too smashed to operate a camera.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Flagged your post for lack of picturesSwaye said:#Inb4Sven
Also, CLS set the coffee on the counter and walked straight to the bathroom and got in the shower without saying a word. Trying to decide if I should risk it and go get in the shower with her, or accept that she's pissed and @dnc will have to take care of my boner.
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There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"
I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.
Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.
There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.
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Would have chinned, but only upvoted b/c of lack of pics of trust fund wifeMosster47 said:There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"
I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.
Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.
There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.
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Randoms sure, but you don't put your wife in the middle of the store.AZDuck said:
Would have chinned, but only upvoted b/c of lack of pics of trust fund wifeMosster47 said:There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"
I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.
Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.
There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.
Now, go and do. -
I don't even discuss the fact that I'm marriedMosster47 said:
Randoms sure, but you don't put your wife in the middle of the store.AZDuck said:
Would have chinned, but only upvoted b/c of lack of pics of trust fund wifeMosster47 said:There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"
I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.
Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.
There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.
Now, go and do.
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Pics?Gladstone said:
and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagonWeakarmCobra said:If BBK was faster he would make great safety
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You couldn't contain yourself or is this another dude? Heard rape is big in the duck community.AZDuck said:
I don't even discuss the fact that I'm marriedMosster47 said:
Randoms sure, but you don't put your wife in the middle of the store.AZDuck said:
Would have chinned, but only upvoted b/c of lack of pics of trust fund wifeMosster47 said:There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"
I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.
Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.
There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.
Now, go and do.
dat ass doe
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Only the dude ducks have the stupid green helmets.RedRocket said:
You couldn't contain yourself or is this another dude? Heard rape is big in the duck community.AZDuck said:
I don't even discuss the fact that I'm marriedMosster47 said:
Randoms sure, but you don't put your wife in the middle of the store.AZDuck said:
Would have chinned, but only upvoted b/c of lack of pics of trust fund wifeMosster47 said:There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"
I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.
Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.
There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.
Now, go and do.
dat ass doe -
ISAFNRCYellowSnow said:
Only the dude ducks have the stupid green helmets.RedRocket said:
You couldn't contain yourself or is this another dude? Heard rape is big in the duck community.AZDuck said:
I don't even discuss the fact that I'm marriedMosster47 said:
Randoms sure, but you don't put your wife in the middle of the store.AZDuck said:
Would have chinned, but only upvoted b/c of lack of pics of trust fund wifeMosster47 said:There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"
I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.
Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.
There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.
Now, go and do.
dat ass doe
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I'm old enough to remember when you could tell a boy duck from a girl duck just by the way they dressed
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I'm not sure which is more pathetic or pathogenic, Swaye's inept groping or the OL's anemic performance. I would feel better about the OL if their disoriented play was due to percocet and pregame Irish car bombs during the scrimmages as a ruse before conference games. At this point I have more confidence that Swaye will recover to 5-star groping status than I have in the OL playing well enough to return to the PAC championship game.
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Best way to read this thread is scroll past everything while reading Swaye's posts in succession. Saw some ducks upthread, but who really cares. The suspense is awesome.
Basic Law of Nature, btw: If CLS let's the black-out prone drunken, pill-popping, constantly aroused by anything Injun into her life and love-hole, she's waived all rights of protest. Fucker comes as is, no warranty, no guarantees. Yes, I know how white-man that sounds. -
"auburnhusky reeks of that mental cesspool that is HardcoreHusky.com"
First, I wonder what gave it away. Second, that is a pretty good slogan for HH. -
GRUNDLE STOpGrundleStiltzkin said:"auburnhusky reeks of that mental cesspool that is HardcoreHusky.com"
First, I wonder what gave it away. Second, that is a pretty good slogan for HH. -
So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.
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Well fuck. The duck really is a vicious animal.RedRocket said:
You couldn't contain yourself or is this another dude? Heard rape is big in the duck community.AZDuck said:
I don't even discuss the fact that I'm marriedMosster47 said:
Randoms sure, but you don't put your wife in the middle of the store.AZDuck said:
Would have chinned, but only upvoted b/c of lack of pics of trust fund wifeMosster47 said:There are some life lessons to be learned here. White women are terrible people, especially the hot ones. I've been with a Scottsdale trust fund blonde for 15 years so you can imagine the nonsense I have to deal with. It's like a sixth sense now. I can be sitting on the coach and suddenly my brain tells me "She hasn't been pissed at you for three days, go do something bad immediately before she makes up something to be mad about!"
I've tried to have sex with every one of her friends and have even had some successful attempts, which I wasn't even trying to do. The reason why I do this is because she is friends with other attractive white women and the only thing worse than one hot white girl is more of them. Now, my wife knows not to bring friends around me, ever, which is fantastic.
Now you have to move on to phase two; paying young girls who make poor life choices for sex. You have the stability and status in your life that an attractive white girl brings to the table with the sex life that you want.
There really is no better formula. A Mexican girl will explode the second you knock her up. The world still isn't ready for you to marry a black woman. An Asian will have you working 16 hour days. Indians (dot) just aren't main stream enough yet.
Now, go and do.
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I want to be reincarnated as a pair of yoga pants.Swaye said:
I'm hoping it's just because this friend got all offended and is sort of flat chested and dumpy. I just need more time to stalk and find a hot chick.TierbsHsotBoobs said:So CLS isn't into threesomes.
SADAA
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They are all crazy.Swaye said:So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.
Do we need to review the crazy hot matrix?
