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OT: What is the most scenic beach you've ever strolled along for perspective?

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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    edited September 2017
    Swaye said:

    Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

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    Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.

    And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.



    o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club

    Pattaya is full of hookers, ladyboys, massage parlors and Russians. There is a hooker standing about every 10 feet on the main drag.

    Closer, imo.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    pawz said:

    Swaye said:

    Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

    image

    image

    Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.

    And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.



    o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
    Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381


    pawz said:

    Swaye said:

    Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

    image

    image

    Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.

    And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.



    o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
    Did you bangkok an unvaccinated ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:


    pawz said:

    Swaye said:

    Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

    image

    image

    Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.

    And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.



    o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
    Did you bangkok an unvaccinated ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?
    Hurtful.
  • gmo
    gmo Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,891 Founders Club
    this thread is definitely Splooge approved. RIP.
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373
    pawz said:


    pawz said:

    Swaye said:

    Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

    image

    image

    Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.

    And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.



    o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
    Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?

    No.


    THE (o/u) FIVE H's TO AVOID LADYBOIS IN THAILAND


    HOT - They are too hot. They look like they are going clubbing in Vegas. Trying too hard.

    HEIGHT - I don't know why, but all the biggest dudes in Thailand become ladybois. If she looks like she could be a linebacker, watch out.

    HANDS - To couple with height, if her hands are bigger than yours, watch out. Her cock is bigger than yours too.

    HIPS - Women have hips. Dudes do not. If she hot, but her body looks like a tube, watch out.

    HOARSE VOICE- This is the final straw, the one thing they can't hide. Even when they try to talk in a higher voice, they can't.



    ps. the adam's apple indicator is overrated. if you rely on that, you might end up with an extra anaconda in the bed
    Sex tourism superiority guy.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,703 Founders Club
    This thread delivered.