Musings on a 3 year old's first "real" Husky Game
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Mosster47 said:
Was it a football game or A Tale of Two Cities?
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Sober?YellowSnow said:
I usually roll a flask full of whiskey to games and no smuggling challenges there, although was sober as a judge on Sunday at a Husky Game for the first time in years for Montana. I more so have to laff at the silliness of poring out a 3 years old water bottle from. Come on guys, give a parent the benefit of the doubt.Doog_de_Jour said:@YellowSnow - I was at the game Saturday and I took my 2-year nephew to his first game as well. Like your son he only made it to about halftime, but he really enjoyed the spectacle of it all. I even taught him how to say "doog".
p.s. Sounds like you need smuggling tips, so here goes...a hip flask fits nicely inside a folded up clean diaper. Roll up water bottles tightly inside a stadium blanket. Edibles go inside the Animal Crackers box. Weapons you keep on your person though. Be warned though it was a challenge to not have Nephew_de_Jour pull his tiny set of brass knuckles out of the kangaroo pocket of UW hoodie while going through security, so be vigilant with the little ones.
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Pitchfork51 said:
Make sure to take him to his first game at autzen next.
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Sounds like you didn't get him drunk or explain to him what a shit fuck Browning is... SAD!YellowSnow said:
Actually we're more of a throwback to the 1950's era nuclear family.RedRocket said:Did you and your husband adopt little snow or find a surrogate?
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I did have to explain briefly why the other team got in the end zone. One of my more challenging parenting moments to date. On a side note - it was if the Grizz had just beaten EWU or something when the pick six occurred. The North Side upper deck probably hadn't rocked that hard since we won the Decibal Natty against Nebraska in '92.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Sounds like you didn't get him drunk or explain to him what a shit fuck Browning is... SAD!YellowSnow said:
Actually we're more of a throwback to the 1950's era nuclear family.RedRocket said:Did you and your husband adopt little snow or find a surrogate?
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Hope he doesn't turn out looking like that dude on the leftPineapplePirate said: -
I read that with voice from the Christmas Story. I took my kids Saturday too. My son and I had the good seats. The women were at the top of section 301 until they came down to our section in the second half. The practice games are great. You get dad of the year points that you can use to get out of trouble the rest of the season.
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Let us know when Little Snow logs onto Hardcore Husky for the first time.
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@backthepack could be Little Snow's mentor.
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Smuggle? My two dads say they just walked right in with 'em.YellowSnow said:
That's classic. My Dad told me is used to be pretty easy to smuggle a keg of beer into the student section back in the mid 60's.doogie said:Used to seal-a-meal a gallon of vodka in 4 pouches and place them at the bottom of a diaper bag, then a false bottom, then w waterlogged Pamper rolled up, then whatever else.
Wife... (NO! you sick fucks) would say just as the gate person was ready to plow into the bag, " Careful! Explosive diarrhea!" pass. -
You guys are all fags. I just put a pint of black velvet in my back pocket and nobody's ever done shit. @HeretoBeatmyChest
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I smuggle about 2/3 of a liter of alcohol in my veins.
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Hardcore Husky: Next GenerationDerekJohnson said:@backthepack could be Little Snow's mentor.
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If you aren't soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them up your butt before you walk into Husky Stadium you aren't doing gameday right.Mad_Son said:I smuggle about 2/3 of a liter of alcohol in my veins.
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At least I've been doing one thing correctlyEdwin_Bambino said:
If you aren't soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them up your butt before you walk into Husky Stadium you aren't doing gameday right.Mad_Son said:I smuggle about 2/3 of a liter of alcohol in my veins.
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Honorary Wigwam member?DerekJohnson said:Let us know when Little Snow logs onto Hardcore Husky for the first time.
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Or maybe per child Wigwam deduction for those of us in the working poor with multiple dependents.Swaye said:
Honorary Wigwam member?DerekJohnson said:Let us know when Little Snow logs onto Hardcore Husky for the first time.
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multiple dads?
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Coogs, SDSU, Utoooes, Zoogs, USD, CSU, UBC and UW are the schools i applied toYellowSnow said:
And the little guy isn't even going to attend UDub.Pitchfork51 said:God I forgot btp is too young to even be in the fucking student section
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backthepack said:
Coogs, SDSU, Utoooes, Zoogs, USD, CSU, UBC and UW are the schools i applied toYellowSnow said:
And the little guy isn't even going to attend UDub.Pitchfork51 said:God I forgot btp is too young to even be in the fucking student section
I'd pick sdsu of those.backthepack said:
Coogs, SDSU, Utoooes, Zoogs, USD, CSU, UBC and UW are the schools i applied toYellowSnow said:
And the little guy isn't even going to attend UDub.Pitchfork51 said:God I forgot btp is too young to even be in the fucking student section
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UW if you get in and care about academis. It's a not brainer.backthepack said:
Coogs, SDSU, Utoooes, Zoogs, USD, CSU, UBC and UW are the schools i applied toYellowSnow said:
And the little guy isn't even going to attend UDub.Pitchfork51 said:God I forgot btp is too young to even be in the fucking student section
CSU is a great beer down and where the "real" Coloradans go to school. Boulder is for out of state, crunchy know it all hippies.
Utah is the greatest skiing college in the USA if you like the snow sports at all.
