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Doogles drunken adventures

Doogles
Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,730 Founders Club
After a 36 hour layover in Chicago that has left my nose bloodied and head fuzzy I find myself in the home of Race Bannon: The inland empire.

What a fuck show this place is. Everything @BallSacked said about here is true. Rancho Cucamonga is such a cool name, it's wasted on this dump of a place. I feel like I should be able to order fresh fish tacos, but all I see is Arby's and Jack in the box.

Fuck this place! Lenius will be good! Browning is the best since Tui! Mas cervecas por favor! Ahora mis amigos!

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  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994
    Live the Fourth, Broseidon. Keep on keepin on.
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    These adventures are outrageous, but are they excellent?

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    I feel like you should go stand on a street corner and show your dick to passing motorists. See where the night takes you.

    If you drive through there he won't be the only one.
  • uzi
    uzi Member Posts: 1,298
    Swaye said:

    I feel like you should go stand on a street corner and show your dick to passing motorists. See where the night takes you.

    True story... when I was a kid, probably about 10, I was riding with my parents near Fremont and Aurora in the mid 70s, and I saw a hippie biker dude standing in the middle of a corner gas station with his dick out, taking a big piss for all the world to see. My mom clutched her bible harder. My dad pretended not to notice. It scared me for life.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    My celibacy is at an end. Have no work to do til Monday so I'm walking to the bar.
  • AlCzervik
    AlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
    Doogles said:

    After a 36 hour layover in Chicago that has left my nose bloodied and head fuzzy I find myself in the home of Race Bannon: The inland empire.

    What a fuck show this place is. Everything @BallSacked said about here is true. Rancho Cucamonga is such a cool name, it's wasted on this dump of a place. I feel like I should be able to order fresh fish tacos, but all I see is Arby's and Jack in the box.

    Fuck this place! Lenius will be good! Browning is the best since Tui! Mas cervecas por favor! Ahora mis amigos!

    image
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    I remember back in ott'7 I made the trip west to Pasadena to watch a game at the Rose Bowl. The Ducks were #1 the week prior but lost their QB.

    They lost to that terrible UCLA squad 16-0 and we got lost in Rancho trying to find the In N Out. It was over on Radford from what I remember The Dude saying.

    Long story short, SoCal is a fucking cesspool. The only place on Earth that's more dirty than Paris is North Hollywood.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    My celibacy is at an end. Have no work to do til Monday so I'm walking to the bar.

    You have a job?
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    AlCzervik said:

    Doogles said:

    After a 36 hour layover in Chicago that has left my nose bloodied and head fuzzy I find myself in the home of Race Bannon: The inland empire.

    What a fuck show this place is. Everything @BallSacked said about here is true. Rancho Cucamonga is such a cool name, it's wasted on this dump of a place. I feel like I should be able to order fresh fish tacos, but all I see is Arby's and Jack in the box.

    Fuck this place! Lenius will be good! Browning is the best since Tui! Mas cervecas por favor! Ahora mis amigos!

    image
    Eastern Europe is always lit.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    My celibacy is at an end. Have no work to do til Monday so I'm walking to the bar.

    You have a job?
    I work for amazon
  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942

    My celibacy is at an end. Have no work to do til Monday so I'm walking to the bar.

    You have a job?
    I work for amazon
    Why are the delivery vehicles those ugly bastardized things, that wanna be a truck and van at the same time?

    Also why are all the drivers of said vans such fat fucks? UPS and FedEx down have huge pieces of shit going door to door like Amazon does.

  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994

    AlCzervik said:

    Doogles said:

    After a 36 hour layover in Chicago that has left my nose bloodied and head fuzzy I find myself in the home of Race Bannon: The inland empire.

    What a fuck show this place is. Everything @BallSacked said about here is true. Rancho Cucamonga is such a cool name, it's wasted on this dump of a place. I feel like I should be able to order fresh fish tacos, but all I see is Arby's and Jack in the box.

    Fuck this place! Lenius will be good! Browning is the best since Tui! Mas cervecas por favor! Ahora mis amigos!

    image
    Eastern Europe is always lit.
    Kosovo is always lit