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I was watching UF/Mich and Bama/FSU...

Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
One thought kept jumping out at me: WE HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING SMALL WHITE GUYS.

This isn't just my normal white people hate either. Those teams had white guys (especially Michigan), but generally way fewer playing meaningful minutes, and when they did have them, they weren't undersized little turds. Can we please stop recruiting faggy whites for LBers?
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  • Bread
    Bread Member Posts: 4,075
    It's tough for us. Stanford and wazzu have a duopoly in all the big white guys in Washington.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Lb and ol are pretty much the only legit places for white guys.

    Maybe a blocking te aka ol that doesn't like the weight room.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Are kickers invisible to you?
  • gmo
    gmo Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,853 Founders Club
    QB, OL, TE and rare occasions LB or DL. Really the only places for #mywhities.

    Unless they are this guy, who could play the entire field... at once.

    image
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    There are good LBers in CFB that are white. We just don't have any. We get undersized little fucks who mostly suck. I would prefer we use the tried and true model of QB, OL and TE's can be white, but everyone else should be black (or Poly on DL) with an occasional white thrown in on DL or LB if they are actually a fucking bad ass - AKA Gaines. Otherwise fuck whites.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Mad_Son said:

    Swaye said:

    There are good LBers in CFB that are white. We just don't have any. We get undersized little fucks who mostly suck. I would prefer we use the tried and true model of QB, OL and TE's can be white, but everyone else should be black (or Poly on DL) with an occasional white thrown in on DL or LB if they are actually a fucking bad ass - AKA Gaines. Otherwise fuck whites.

    Actually I'd rather go with Derek's suggestion from last night and return to the days of only whites playing.
    Can the blacks be grounds keepers? If so, I'm okay with this.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    One thought kept jumping out at me:

    My thought is: You flaming piece of red fagshit - you desecrated your sacred Motorhead T-shirt at a fondue party ?

    jeZuZ fuKKing fuKK, please do the right thing and go back on coke

    Starting with mescaline. Let's just see where things go from there.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited September 2017
    jesus chill the fuck out. why is the board overreacting. it is not like we will play these teams
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    jesus chill the fuck out. why is the board overreacting. it is not like we will play these teams

    We? could play Michigan in San Diego.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    jesus chill the fuck out. why is the board overreacting. it is not like we will play these teams

    If you can't see that the entire season is for overreation, then eafd and diaf.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Swaye said:

    jesus chill the fuck out. why is the board overreacting. it is not like we will play these teams

    If you can't see that the entire season is for overreation, then eafd and diaf.
    wooooshhhhh
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    Swaye said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Swaye said:

    There are good LBers in CFB that are white. We just don't have any. We get undersized little fucks who mostly suck. I would prefer we use the tried and true model of QB, OL and TE's can be white, but everyone else should be black (or Poly on DL) with an occasional white thrown in on DL or LB if they are actually a fucking bad ass - AKA Gaines. Otherwise fuck whites.

    Actually I'd rather go with Derek's suggestion from last night and return to the days of only whites playing.
    Can the blacks messicans be grounds keepers? If so, I'm okay with this.


    Crispy
  • Gwad
    Gwad Member Posts: 2,855
    Coach Pete was proud of how BBK played!!!
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    jesus chill the fuck out. why is the board overreacting. it is not like we will play these teams

    If you can't see that the entire season is for overreation, then eafd and diaf.
    wooooshhhhh
    image
  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
    Swaye said:

    One thought kept jumping out at me: WE HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING SMALL WHITE GUYS.

    This isn't just my normal white people hate either. Those teams had white guys (especially Michigan), but generally way fewer playing meaningful minutes, and when they did have them, they weren't undersized little turds. Can we please stop recruiting faggy whites for LBers?

    Racist. You are just trying to subject young blacks to this athletic slavery you call a sport.

  • uzi
    uzi Member Posts: 1,298
    Swaye said:

    One thought kept jumping out at me: WE HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING SMALL WHITE GUYS.

    This isn't just my normal white people hate either. Those teams had white guys (especially Michigan), but generally way fewer playing meaningful minutes, and when they did have them, they weren't undersized little turds. Can we please stop recruiting faggy whites for LBers?

    There is a higher % of OKGs with good grades from good families in the "small white guy" cohort, and Pete seems to love the OKGs with good grades from good families.

    I suspect the swamp monster type of players that Bama and LSU and FSU get, don't have a lot of OKGs, but somehow, those coaches are able to work with them.

    I'm worried we are just going to become like BSU, but with slightly more athletic small guys.

    Fuck off before you tell me this sounds like something Kim would say. Kim, himself, is a small white guy.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    One thought kept jumping out at me: WE HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING SMALL WHITE GUYS.

    This isn't just my normal white people hate either. Those teams had white guys (especially Michigan), but generally way fewer playing meaningful minutes, and when they did have them, they weren't undersized little turds. Can we please stop recruiting faggy whites for LBers?

    There is a higher % of OKGs with good grades from good families in the "small white guy" cohort, and Pete seems to love the OKGs with good grades from good families.

    I suspect the swamp monster type of players that Bama and LSU and FSU get, don't have a lot of OKGs, but somehow, those coaches are able to work with them.

    I'm worried we are just going to become like BSU, but with slightly more athletic small guys.

    Fuck off before you tell me this sounds like something Kim would say. Kim, himself, is a small white guy.
    Yeah this is vintage 2014 Kim. Not a good look.

    The issue is our recruiting area not recruiting philosophy. OKG just means obsessed with football.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161

    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    One thought kept jumping out at me: WE HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING SMALL WHITE GUYS.

    This isn't just my normal white people hate either. Those teams had white guys (especially Michigan), but generally way fewer playing meaningful minutes, and when they did have them, they weren't undersized little turds. Can we please stop recruiting faggy whites for LBers?

    There is a higher % of OKGs with good grades from good families in the "small white guy" cohort, and Pete seems to love the OKGs with good grades from good families.

    I suspect the swamp monster type of players that Bama and LSU and FSU get, don't have a lot of OKGs, but somehow, those coaches are able to work with them.

    I'm worried we are just going to become like BSU, but with slightly more athletic small guys.

    Fuck off before you tell me this sounds like something Kim would say. Kim, himself, is a small white guy.
    OKG just means obsessed with football.
    OKG means wears dockers and only has sex after marriage for procreation purposes...

    I want an inner city thug gangsta thinking "I'ma getta pick six then those bitches gonna serve me in the hot tub."

    I want someone who will make $80 million in the NFL and squander it all - not some OKG go to class acounting major who thinks about tax consequences of his blue chip investments

    Fuck OKG's and the fat virgins that marry them
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    tenndawg said:

    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    One thought kept jumping out at me: WE HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING SMALL WHITE GUYS.

    This isn't just my normal white people hate either. Those teams had white guys (especially Michigan), but generally way fewer playing meaningful minutes, and when they did have them, they weren't undersized little turds. Can we please stop recruiting faggy whites for LBers?

    There is a higher % of OKGs with good grades from good families in the "small white guy" cohort, and Pete seems to love the OKGs with good grades from good families.

    I suspect the swamp monster type of players that Bama and LSU and FSU get, don't have a lot of OKGs, but somehow, those coaches are able to work with them.

    I'm worried we are just going to become like BSU, but with slightly more athletic small guys.

    Fuck off before you tell me this sounds like something Kim would say. Kim, himself, is a small white guy.
    OKG just means obsessed with football.
    OKG means wears dockers and only has sex after marriage for procreation purposes...

    I want an inner city thug gangsta thinking "I'ma getta pick six then those bitches gonna serve me in the hot tub."

    I want someone who will make $80 million in the NFL and squander it all - not some OKG go to class acounting major who thinks about tax consequences of his blue chip investments

    Fuck OKG's and the fat virgins that marry them
    FremontTroll's definition is closer to the truth than yours.

  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
    uzi said:

    Swaye said:

    One thought kept jumping out at me: WE HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING SMALL WHITE GUYS.

    This isn't just my normal white people hate either. Those teams had white guys (especially Michigan), but generally way fewer playing meaningful minutes, and when they did have them, they weren't undersized little turds. Can we please stop recruiting faggy whites for LBers?

    There is a higher % of OKGs with good grades from good families in the "small white guy" cohort, and Pete seems to love the OKGs with good grades from good families.

    I suspect the swamp monster type of players that Bama and LSU and FSU get, don't have a lot of OKGs, but somehow, those coaches are able to work with them.

    I'm worried we are just going to become like BSU, but with slightly more athletic small guys.

    Fuck off before you tell me this sounds like something Kim would say. Kim, himself, is a small white guy.
    Upvoted for the use of "swamp monster". That is some quality wordsmithing
    right there. Needs to be added to the everyday lexicon here.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club

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    Thanks for compromising the gay cabal operatives, @GrundleStiltzkin.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club

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    @PurpleBaze
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    Looks like @GrundleStiltzkin agrees.