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SweatpantsGeneral
SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
I am intermittent because I have multiple TBIs due to defending your fucking douche bag asses and being stupid and I forget that this site exists. But don't take that as a repudiation.

I got hit on the back of the head by a redneck truck mirror while I was running in Lewis County I've been a bit out; I don't remember it but I still can't walk a straight line. (However I used a semicolon correctly---BOOM!) This is a true story.

But other than sucking up sympathy, I am watching the Washington vs. Stanford game on YouTube to get ready for the season. This might be the best I've ever seen the Huskies play in 17 years up to this point and I think I JOed to it back in the day. Recommended viewing.

And BTW, is the dude that posts this stuff on here?

Love and sturdy nipples,

Koop

Comments

  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club
    edited August 2017
    STAY and poast more often
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    JFC. And I am in the small minority that believes in that shit. Just watch the goddam Stanford game from last year. If I lived in Europe that gross anteater looking thing would be gone off my cock.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    koopdog said:

    JFC. And I am in the small minority that believes in that shit. Just watch the goddam Stanford game from last year. If I lived in Europe that gross anteater looking thing would be gone off my cock.

    huh?
  • Doogstone
    Doogstone Member Posts: 202
    Jesus Christ please elaborate on getting hit in the back of the head
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    edited August 2017
    koopdog said:

    I am intermittent because I have multiple TBIs due to defending your fucking douche bag asses and being stupid and I forget that this site exists. But don't take that as a repudiation.

    I got hit on the back of the head by a redneck truck mirror while I was running in Lewis County I've been a bit out; I don't remember it but I still can't walk a straight line. (However I used a semicolon correctly---BOOM!) This is a true story.

    But other than sucking up sympathy, I am watching the Washington vs. Stanford game on YouTube to get ready for the season. This might be the best I've ever seen the Huskies play in 17 years up to this point and I think I JOed to it back in the day. Recommended viewing.

    And BTW, is the dude that posts this stuff on here?

    Love and sturdy nipples,

    Koop

    Thank you for your service!

    *edited to say FYFMFE, I didn't see @DNC's gif.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    This is higher discussion board shit!
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,785 Swaye's Wigwam
    backroads of Lewis county can be dangerous. Evreyone drives like they are out in the fields still. Hell, main roads are iffy
  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Might be time to find a new place to run.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    Dardanus said:

    Might be time to find a new place to run.

    Might be time to run faster

    https://youtu.be/pyCGEHYvgsU
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club

    koopdog said:

    JFC. And I am in the small minority that believes in that shit. Just watch the goddam Stanford game from last year. If I lived in Europe that gross anteater looking thing would be gone off my cock.

    I have no idea what this means but it made me laugh my ass off. Hopefully this isn't a symptom or lingering effect from the mirror that jack ass bounced off your head. If it is I guess maybe the best course of action is to embrace it and start a blog or at least write a regular front page article here for Stalin. Solid gold! Cheers @koopdog .
    I, for some reason, in that particular post, was referring to foreskin, and I have no idea why. Severely concussed a few weeks ago. I was running up Mineral Hill Road (If any of you have been to Mineral Lake you may know it...curvy and hilly like a good German woman) and got smacked in the back of the head by a mirror on a lifted truck. No memory of it, but the folks that picked me up on the side of the road with a bloody head stopped by the next day to tell me. I have a huge head. Good thing.

    Anyway....
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,181 Standard Supporter
    Will you be poasting sponge bath stories in the 'Wam?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    koopdog said:

    koopdog said:

    JFC. And I am in the small minority that believes in that shit. Just watch the goddam Stanford game from last year. If I lived in Europe that gross anteater looking thing would be gone off my cock.

    I have no idea what this means but it made me laugh my ass off. Hopefully this isn't a symptom or lingering effect from the mirror that jack ass bounced off your head. If it is I guess maybe the best course of action is to embrace it and start a blog or at least write a regular front page article here for Stalin. Solid gold! Cheers @koopdog .
    I, for some reason, in that particular post, was referring to foreskin, and I have no idea why. Severely concussed a few weeks ago. I was running up Mineral Hill Road (If any of you have been to Mineral Lake you may know it...curvy and hilly like a good German woman) and got smacked in the back of the head by a mirror on a lifted truck. No memory of it, but the folks that picked me up on the side of the road with a bloody head stopped by the next day to tell me. I have a huge head. Good thing.

    Anyway....
    T's and P's
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    phineas said:

    Thought this was a topicalchica thread. Big disappoint.

    Topicalchicka is FAKE! It's just one of you motherfuckers.
    You heard it hear first.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    dnc said:

    phineas said:

    Thought this was a topicalchica thread. Big disappoint.

    Topicalchicka is FAKE! It's just one of you motherfuckers.
    You heard it hear first.
    image
    the profile pic is from a porn site for one thing
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    phineas said:

    Thought this was a topicalchica thread. Big disappoint.

    Topicalchicka is FAKE! It's just one of you motherfuckers.
    You heard it hear first.
    image
    Bad news for your girl:
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/teresa-and-joe-giudices-marriage-may-be-over-w499105

  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,268
    koopdog said:

    koopdog said:

    JFC. And I am in the small minority that believes in that shit. Just watch the goddam Stanford game from last year. If I lived in Europe that gross anteater looking thing would be gone off my cock.

    I have no idea what this means but it made me laugh my ass off. Hopefully this isn't a symptom or lingering effect from the mirror that jack ass bounced off your head. If it is I guess maybe the best course of action is to embrace it and start a blog or at least write a regular front page article here for Stalin. Solid gold! Cheers @koopdog .
    I, for some reason, in that particular post, was referring to foreskin, and I have no idea why. Severely concussed a few weeks ago. I was running up Mineral Hill Road (If any of you have been to Mineral Lake you may know it...curvy and hilly like a good German woman) and got smacked in the back of the head by a mirror on a lifted truck. No memory of it, but the folks that picked me up on the side of the road with a bloody head stopped by the next day to tell me. I have a huge head. Good thing.

    Anyway....
    Sorry about that.

    I did yell "MY BAD!" So i thought we were square...
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    phineas said:

    Thought this was a topicalchica thread. Big disappoint.

    Topicalchicka is FAKE! It's just one of you motherfuckers.
    You heard it hear first.
    image
    Bad news for your girl:
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/teresa-and-joe-giudices-marriage-may-be-over-w499105

    NOCATAJGM
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    phineas said:

    Thought this was a topicalchica thread. Big disappoint.

    Topicalchicka is FAKE! It's just one of you motherfuckers.
    You heard it hear first.
    image
    Bad news for your girl:
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/teresa-and-joe-giudices-marriage-may-be-over-w499105

    NOCATAJGM
    If you can't see that I was telling you she is available, I can't help you.
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club
    koopdog said:

    koopdog said:

    JFC. And I am in the small minority that believes in that shit. Just watch the goddam Stanford game from last year. If I lived in Europe that gross anteater looking thing would be gone off my cock.

    I have no idea what this means but it made me laugh my ass off. Hopefully this isn't a symptom or lingering effect from the mirror that jack ass bounced off your head. If it is I guess maybe the best course of action is to embrace it and start a blog or at least write a regular front page article here for Stalin. Solid gold! Cheers @koopdog .
    I, for some reason, in that particular post, was referring to foreskin, and I have no idea why. Severely concussed a few weeks ago. I was running up Mineral Hill Road (If any of you have been to Mineral Lake you may know it...curvy and hilly like a good German woman) and got smacked in the back of the head by a mirror on a lifted truck. No memory of it, but the folks that picked me up on the side of the road with a bloody head stopped by the next day to tell me. I have a huge head. Good thing.

    Anyway....
    Damn. Serious Ts & Ps. I hope the good folks who helped you were able to ID the truck's plate.

    Still laughing about the anteater looking thing. That's good chit man. I'm thinking an @Swaye bonfire, some firewater, Spirit Fingers and @Swaye 's casino cocktail waitress could help with that thing. It would definitely disappear for a while, it might even get worn off. Either way, the post happenings poast would be epic.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    phineas said:

    Thought this was a topicalchica thread. Big disappoint.

    Topicalchicka is FAKE! It's just one of you motherfuckers.
    You heard it hear first.
    image
    Bad news for your girl:
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/teresa-and-joe-giudices-marriage-may-be-over-w499105

    NOCATAJGM
    If you can't see that I was telling you she is available, I can't help you.
    image
  • AlCzervik
    AlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    phineas said:

    Thought this was a topicalchica thread. Big disappoint.

    Topicalchicka is FAKE! It's just one of you motherfuckers.
    You heard it hear first.
    image
    Bad news for your girl:
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/teresa-and-joe-giudices-marriage-may-be-over-w499105

    NOCATAJGM
    If you can't see that I was telling you she is available, I can't help you.
    image
    image
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,712 Standard Supporter
    koopdog said:

    I am intermittent because I have multiple TBIs due to defending your fucking douche bag asses and being stupid and I forget that this site exists. But don't take that as a repudiation.

    I got hit on the back of the head by a redneck truck mirror while I was running in Lewis County I've been a bit out; I don't remember it but I still can't walk a straight line. (However I used a semicolon correctly---BOOM!) This is a true story.

    But other than sucking up sympathy, I am watching the Washington vs. Stanford game on YouTube to get ready for the season. This might be the best I've ever seen the Huskies play in 17 years up to this point and I think I JOed to it back in the day. Recommended viewing.

    And BTW, is the dude that posts this stuff on here?

    Love and sturdy nipples,

    Koop

    Most of us are dain bramaged so that's no excuse! Post away!
  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,385 Founders Club
    edited August 2017


    Actually, I was hoping you could maybe send me your mailing address. The replacement for the broken mirror cost me $117 and I was kinda looking for reimbursement.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    Alexis said:



    Actually, I was hoping you could maybe send me your mailing address. The replacement for the broken mirror cost me $117 and I was kinda looking for reimbursement.

    I like the cut of your jib. Despite it being over 3 weeks later the vertigo is shitty. I hope your truck is okay. You can axe @DerekJohnson how thick and big the noggin is. I used to ram him with it repeatedly.
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club
    koopdog said:

    Alexis said:



    Actually, I was hoping you could maybe send me your mailing address. The replacement for the broken mirror cost me $117 and I was kinda looking for reimbursement.

    I like the cut of your jib. Despite it being over 3 weeks later the vertigo is shitty. I hope your truck is okay. You can axe @DerekJohnson how thick and big the noggin anteater is. I used to ram him with it repeatedly.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club

    koopdog said:

    Alexis said:



    Actually, I was hoping you could maybe send me your mailing address. The replacement for the broken mirror cost me $117 and I was kinda looking for reimbursement.

    I like the cut of your jib. Despite it being over 3 weeks later the vertigo is shitty. I hope your truck is okay. You can axe @DerekJohnson how thick and big the noggin anteater is. I used to ram him with it repeatedly.
    You don't want to malign Der Komissar. Malign me all you want. Not him.