FIRE MARSHALL PICK 'EM
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Maryland @ Texas -Who the fuck cares. MD hasn't been respectable since that fat guy who I get confused with Mark Mangino was there.
Cal @ North Carolina -I actually like Cal's staff. But they're still Cal, and Tosh Lupoi and his cups of money are long gone and their roster is shit.
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX) -With half of Florida's roster selling their couches to pursue a lucrative life of white collar crime, I'm not sure they can even field a full squad this weekend.
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta) -FSU is overrated. Their french QB is not that good. Bama rolls.
Montana State @ WSU -It's an upset to predict that WSU will beat their season opener against an FCS team.
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game) -These two soft shit teams are made for each other. UCLA gets the nod because they have female cheerleaders.
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TexAssFire_Marshall_Bill said:
Rules: Just pick straight up. No spreads, confidence, over/unders etc. It'll be similar to J's (he got this particular thing right).
Picks are due by 08:55 Pacific Saturday. That's 8:55, then 9:55 some Sat. for us Arizonans. I'm not doing any Thu. or Fri. games, even Husky ones.
Just bold the teams you want to pick. Alt names like Oklahomo, Bammer, Lice (Rice), and whOregon are encouraged but not necessary. You know who you're dealing with here.
I'll try to post @ to make it easy to understand who the home team is. For the SEC fake neutral site gaymes, I'll try to post the city they're in, but no promises. I will do SEC games, but it'll be done in a sadistic way. faggy Kim wink
Any other rule I can think of I'll post later. I'll only do one tie breaker game with the final score neccesary at the end of the season.
Week 1:
Maryland @ Texas
Cal @ North Carolina
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX)
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
Montana State @ WSU
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game)
BLACK TARHEELS
Mitchigan
Bammer
Coogs
Black Sark -
Texas
UNC
Fagbaugh
FSU
WSU probably
A&M
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Texas
North Carolina
Michigan
Alabama
WSU
UCLA (shit coach at home > shit coach on the road)
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Texas
North Carolina
Michigan
Alabama
WSU
Texas A&M
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Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Maryland @ Texas
Cal @ North Carolina
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX)
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
Montana State @ WSU
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game) -
Maryland @ Texas
Cal @ North Carolina
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX)
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
Montana State @ WSU
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game) -
DJ we could use an upgrade to poles to automate this shit.
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Maryland @ Texas
Cal @ North Carolina
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX)
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
Montana State @ WSU
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game) -
Texas
Maryland
Washington
Florida State
Alabama
Montana State -
Texas
UNC
Florida
Bammer
The Coug
UCLA -
Maryland @ Texas
Cal @ North Carolina
12 men on the field vs. Florida (Arlington, TX)
FSU vs. Cousin Lovers (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
Montana State @ Pullman Comm. College
Texas A&M @ FUCLA (Sunday game) -
Maryland @ Texas - Bevo!!!
Cal @ North Carolina - Ross Bowers puts up video game numbers.
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX) - Coach Mac suspends his entire team 3 hours prior to the game.
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta) - Jimbo Fisher graciously admits that Deondre Francois is no Jameis and says 'until I get another Jameis, how can you expect me to win?'
Montana State @ WSU - When will the madness end in Bozeman!?!? FIRE CHOATE!!!
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game) - I believe they will have Sark do the coin toss on the big screen prior to the game.
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Maryland @ Texas
Cal @ North Carolina
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX)
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
Montana State @ WSU
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game)
I picked all the homo teams -
Texas
North Carolina
Michigan
FSU
WSU
Texas A&M -
Texass
Tar Holes
Michigan
Bammer
WSU
UCLA -
I had to do 2 or 3 double takes and read this one carefully.NorwegianHusky said:That place from The Wire @ West New Atlantis
Cal @ The Soon-to-be Short-lived Brandon Harris Redemption Tour
Harbaughville vs. No one because the entire team has been suspended, literally (Arlington, TX)
Mia Khalifa's Team vs. The 2017 Raekwon Davis Memorial Crimson Tide sponsored by Plaxico Burress (R.I.P.) (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
The Fightin' Jeff Chodes @ Western Idaho
Black Sark and Friends @ Bargain Bin USC (Sunday game)
Skol, sir. Well done. -
Maryland @ Texas
Cal @ North Carolina
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX)
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
Montana State @ WSU
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game) -
UW @ Rutgers
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Maryland @ Texas
Cal @ North Carolina
Michigan vs. Florida (Arlington, TX)
FSU vs. Alabama (Mercedes Dome, Atlanta)
Montana State @ WSU
Texas A&M @ UCLA (Sunday game) -
Texas
North Carolina
Michigan
Alabama
WSU
Black Sark
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Looks like everyone is sittting equally shitty at 0fer 2
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The one game out of 6 that was supposed to be a lock, and they lose....hahaha
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oregonblitzkrieg said:
The one game out of 6 that was supposed to be a lock, and they lose....hahaha
It's hard.Pitchfork51 said:Looks like everyone is sittting equally shitty at 0fer 2
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oh fuck. obk is winningTierbsHsotBoobs said:oregonblitzkrieg said:The one game out of 6 that was supposed to be a lock, and they lose....hahaha
It's hard.Pitchfork51 said:Looks like everyone is sittting equally shitty at 0fer 2
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Not for longPitchfork51 said:
oh fuck. obk is winningTierbsHsotBoobs said:oregonblitzkrieg said:The one game out of 6 that was supposed to be a lock, and they lose....hahaha
It's hard.Pitchfork51 said:Looks like everyone is sittting equally shitty at 0fer 2
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true. florida lolTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Not for longPitchfork51 said:
oh fuck. obk is winningTierbsHsotBoobs said:oregonblitzkrieg said:The one game out of 6 that was supposed to be a lock, and they lose....hahaha
It's hard.Pitchfork51 said:Looks like everyone is sittting equally shitty at 0fer 2
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Bleachedanusdawg is the last one to get it this week.
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This week won't be typical. Get ready for some Vanderbilt/Citadel type SEC gaymes of the week.
