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When the fuck did Uber start asking for tips?

Pitchfork51
Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
edited August 2017 in Tug Tavern
If I wanted to tip I'd get kicked out of an Uber and call Lyft.


Fuck you San Francisco!
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    It's silly. I still don't tip.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    edited August 2017
    I usually do give them a tip.














    Of course the tip is that if you're not making enough money from your fares, then you should find another side hustle. May be the reason I'm a 2.5 star recruit with them. But in Salem it doesn't matter as it just came on board and they'd practically blow ya just to have someone in the car.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,983 Founders Club
    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Mosster47 said:

    It's silly. I still don't tip.

    Did they just start this a couple days ago or is it only in certain cities?

    I used one Sunday and didn't have to
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club

    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club

    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
    Don't fuck with the NOLA uber drivers. You'll end up hog-tied and thrown in a dumpster in the Lower 9th Ward.



    Why? Are they Jews?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,093

    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
    Don't fuck with the NOLA uber drivers. You'll end up hog-tied and thrown in a dumpster in the Lower 9th Ward.



    Why? Are they Jews?
    No - gays from the Marigny.

  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
    Don't fuck with the NOLA uber drivers. You'll end up hog-tied and thrown in a dumpster in the Lower 9th Ward.



    Lyft is far better in NOLA.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    MisterEm said:

    I used Uber in Atlanta. Reminded me of Driving Miss Daisy

    I too used Uber in Hotlanta. The drivers there are better than the ones in Seattle at talking college football. He told me Roll Tide and that we? had no chance. High level football analysis.
    My driver thought I was a USC fan. Pretty sure that is the only team he knew out here.
    Maybe when we play Bammer in the Plunger Bowl part II, the New Orleans Uber drivers will know who our? Dawgs are.
    Don't fuck with the NOLA uber drivers. You'll end up hog-tied and thrown in a dumpster in the Lower 9th Ward.



    Lyft is far better in NOLA.
    Rich Rod>Graham potd
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Is that what you learned from the Uber driver who turned off his Uber app when he received your Lyft request?
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited August 2017
    Just got driven to the bar in a self driving Uber.

    Wondered what those satellite on the roof having motherfuckers were up to.

    No tip.

    So now I've answered my own question.

    It's just the extra faggy cities.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901

    Just got driven to the bar in a self driving Uber.

    Wondered what those satellite on the roof having motherfuckers were up to.

    No tip.

    So now I've answered my own question.

    It's just the extra faggy cities.

    Knowing this exists I feel the need to have sex in one of these.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    You want to perform Cam sex?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Just have your dad drop you off.