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The "average" American woman is now a size 16-18.

TurdBomber
TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
Fortunately, there's an easy solution to this problem.
https://youtu.be/xXuM6nzoQRc
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,073
    Swaye said:

    Fat chicks are the worst.

    It has been my experience fat chicks have far above average oral skills.

    Which is nice.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Fortunately, there's an easy solution to this problem.
    https://youtu.be/xXuM6nzoQRc

    This thread is worthless without ChuckHIV and BaldwinHIV
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    edited July 2017
    What are you? About a size 16- 18? is the new pick up line? Where's Buffalo @GrundleStiltzkin when you need him?
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    So, 14 is the new hot?
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
    Fact is most women in the US think this fat-ass disgusting plus-size model that got "fat-shamed" on an airplane is justifiably proud of herself, like it shows courage, instead of hating her fat, ugly, disgusting pig body, mind and soul. What in the hell happened?
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
    doogie said:

    So, 14 is the new hot?

    For cucks.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
    edited July 2017

    Swaye said:

    Fat chicks are the worst.

    It has been my experience fat chicks have far above average oral skills.

    Which is nice.
    I'd rather die than share that experience.

    Fuck, I just tripled. FML
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    Swaye said:

    Fat chicks are the worst.

    It has been my experience fat chicks have far above average oral skills.

    Which is nice.
    I'd rather die than share that experience.

    Fuck, I just tripled. FML
    Unfortunately I think I own the heavyweight belt of my friends.

    Fortunately no one ever saw.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,073

    Swaye said:

    Fat chicks are the worst.

    It has been my experience fat chicks have far above average oral skills.

    Which is nice.
    I'd rather die than share that experience.

    Fuck, I just tripled. FML
    Unfortunately I think I own the heavyweight belt of my friends.

    Fortunately no one ever saw.
    Let he who is without a fat chick on his resume cast the first stone...

  • jhfstyle24
    jhfstyle24 Member Posts: 3,255
    edited July 2017

    Fact is most women in the US think this fat-ass disgusting plus-size model that got "fat-shamed" on an airplane is justifiably proud of herself, like it shows courage, instead of hating her fat, ugly, disgusting pig body, mind and soul. What in the hell happened?
    image

    How the fuck is she a plus sized model? Ashley Graham is plus size. This chick is a fatass who can't lay off the cheetos. Ashley Graham is at least attractive:
    image

    That is a real plus sized model. Anyone who thinks that fat chick is attractive has issues.

    This thread makes me want to stab my eyes out. I'll add Yanet so eyes don't bleed. image
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,073
    I don't find fat chicks attractive at all.

    Just saying that at 1:55 AM with the prospects slim and a few belts of Bullett in the tummy - a fat chick unleashing her above average oral skills is preferable to brb, jo and a jar of vaseline.

    Preferably in the front seat and no expectation of a lift home.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046
    Purfect for the Mexicans who are invading California; my boys like 'em phat. And fat.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    What are you? About a size 16- 18? is the new pick up line? Where's Buffalo @GrundleStiltzkin when you need him?

    Huh?
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098

    Fact is most women in the US think this fat-ass disgusting plus-size model that got "fat-shamed" on an airplane is justifiably proud of herself, like it shows courage, instead of hating her fat, ugly, disgusting pig body, mind and soul. What in the hell happened?
    image

    I didn't need to see this
  • RedRocket
    RedRocket Member Posts: 1,527

    Fact is most women in the US think this fat-ass disgusting plus-size model that got "fat-shamed" on an airplane is justifiably proud of herself, like it shows courage, instead of hating her fat, ugly, disgusting pig body, mind and soul. What in the hell happened?
    image

    She's got an amazing FUPA. No wonder she's a sensation.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,617 Standard Supporter
    There's nothing worse than the fat chicks who don't care about being fat. Now it's accepted because this country is devolving into a white trash-third world cesspool.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046

    There's nothing worse than the fat chicks who don't care about being fat. Now it's accepted because this country is devolving into a white trash-third world cesspool.

    But the Mexicans!
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

    Swaye said:

    Fat chicks are the worst.

    It has been my experience fat chicks have far above average oral skills.

    Which is nice.
    Once. They give a good BJ once, then it's just lazy awfulness like with everything else they do.

    Fat women suck ass.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662


    Swaye said:

    Fat chicks are the worst.

    It has been my experience fat chicks have far above average oral skills.

    Which is nice.
    I'd rather die than share that experience.

    Fuck, I just tripled. FML
    Unfortunately I think I own the heavyweight belt of my friends.

    Fortunately no one ever saw.
    Let he who is without a fat chick on his resume cast the first stone...

    It was really fat. Like she was so gross she threatened that she would come by and tell my roommates we banged if I didn't drop off her sweater to her.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246


    Swaye said:

    Fat chicks are the worst.

    It has been my experience fat chicks have far above average oral skills.

    Which is nice.
    I'd rather die than share that experience.

    Fuck, I just tripled. FML
    Unfortunately I think I own the heavyweight belt of my friends.

    Fortunately no one ever saw.
    Let he who is without a fat chick on his resume cast the first stone...

    It was really fat. Like she was so gross she threatened that she would come by and tell my roommates we banged if I didn't drop off her sweater to her.
    How did your dick work? I get a BJ, there is no ugly BJ. Actually banging a whale? I don't understand the mental logistics necessary to pull that off.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Mosster47 said:


    Swaye said:

    Fat chicks are the worst.

    It has been my experience fat chicks have far above average oral skills.

    Which is nice.
    I'd rather die than share that experience.

    Fuck, I just tripled. FML
    Unfortunately I think I own the heavyweight belt of my friends.

    Fortunately no one ever saw.
    Let he who is without a fat chick on his resume cast the first stone...

    It was really fat. Like she was so gross she threatened that she would come by and tell my roommates we banged if I didn't drop off her sweater to her.
    How did your dick work? I get a BJ, there is no ugly BJ. Actually banging a whale? I don't understand the mental logistics necessary to pull that off.
    Well I thought it was a different girl. I was super drunk and looked her up when she was on the way.
    When I realized it was the wrong person I called up my best friend and said dude I have a choice to make.
    I said I have the opportunity to take the heavyweight belt but the beauty is my roommates are out of town so no one will actually see.
    He advised I plow away.


    But yeah I threw up.
    And so did she.
    And then locked her keys in her car so I had to wait for AAA.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited July 2017
    So Gilbertson was an AYDS saleman prior to his CFB stint? That splains a lot.

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  • priapism
    priapism Member Posts: 2,304
    edited July 2017
    I have found fat girls to be nice and make for good codependents.


    Watch this from 42:30 to 56:04. (They have done twin studies of skinny/fat twins. There is one common trait - the fat one almost always lacks the "good" gut bacteria. Fecal transplants from skinny people are the future solution. It seems that the good gut bacteria alters hormone levels, which decreases hunger.) (You could start out, secretly putting probiotics into your significant others' food...)

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ee3de_why-are-we-getting-so-fat-2016-bbc-documentary_tv

    BBC docs are the best.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    priapism said:

    I have found fat girls to be nice and make for good codependents.


    Watch this from 42:30 to 56:04. (They have done twin studies of skinny/fat twins. There is one common trait - the fat one almost always lacks the "good" gut bacteria. Fecal transplants from skinny people are the future solution. It seems that the good gut bacteria alters hormone levels, which decreases hunger.) (You could start out, secretly putting probiotics into your significant others' food...)

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ee3de_why-are-we-getting-so-fat-2016-bbc-documentary_tv

    BBC docs are the best.

    Why am I not surprised that BBC is your favorite thing?
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
    Tequilla said:

    Fact is most women in the US think this fat-ass disgusting plus-size model that got "fat-shamed" on an airplane is justifiably proud of herself, like it shows courage, instead of hating her fat, ugly, disgusting pig body, mind and soul. What in the hell happened?
    image

    I didn't need to see this
    I believe she calls Texas home.
    You might have a shot tequila.