PM to 89 Ute

YellowSnow · July 2017

https://athlonsports.com/college-football/utah-football-game-game-predictions-2017

Ice_Holmvik · July 2017

8-3 looks about right. But I have them beating UCLA and Oregon. They could very well end up 6-5.

CuntWaffle · July 2017

Troy Williams blows. 8 wins.

haie · July 2017

They get overrated every year despite obvious MWC quality skill players.

creepycoug · July 2017

LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY PM SOMEONE ASS MUNCH!

YellowSnow · July 2017

creepycoug said:
LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY PM SOMEONE ASS MUNCH!

Apparently my PM'ing skills suck ass cuz I couldn't even get a rise out of @89ute

DerekJohnson · July 2017

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:
LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY PM SOMEONE ASS MUNCH!
Apparently my PM'ing skills suck ass cuz I couldn't even get a rise out of @89ute

what a dud you are YellowSnow

89ute · July 2017

Every year I keep thinking our depth is a little better to pick up an additional win or two in November. I'm keeping the wish alive but it's just a wish. I expect Troy to play a little better. He tore his MCL against USC and played tentatively the rest of the year. I think he will be better this year, yes, sub-par Pac-12 QB for sure, but better, and that will actually be the high water mark for us as far as QB play since joining the conference.

We win our 3 OOC games and go 5-4 in conference. That's my expectation. 4 continuous years of +500 in Pac-12 will keep me hard. 6-3 isn't out of the question, that would be a nice surprise.

YellowSnow · July 2017

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:
LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY PM SOMEONE ASS MUNCH!
Apparently my PM'ing skills suck ass cuz I couldn't even get a rise out of @89ute
what a dud you are YellowSnow

Not true. PLSS is on the record saying I'm the shit.

YellowSnow · July 2017

89ute said:
Every year I keep thinking our depth is a little better to pick up an additional win or two in November. I'm keeping the wish alive but it's just a wish. I expect Troy to play a little better. He tore his MCL against USC and played tentatively the rest of the year. I think he will be better this year, yes, sub-par Pac-12 QB for sure, but better, and that will actually be the high water mark for us as far as QB play since joining the conference.

We win our 3 OOC games and go 5-4 in conference. That's my expectation. 4 continuous years of +500 in Pac-12 will keep me hard. 6-3 isn't out of the question, that would be a nice surprise.

Being in the PAC and going 5-4 or 6-3 >>>>>>>>> than 11-1 or 12-0 in the MWAC even if you did whoop Saban's butt. I've sat in old Rice stadium and got splinters on my ass watching UTEP vs Utah...no thanks. And fuck BYU...no one wanted those assholes.

DerekJohnson · July 2017

89ute said:
Every year I keep thinking our depth is a little better to pick up an additional win or two in November. I'm keeping the wish alive but it's just a wish. I expect Troy to play a little better. He tore his MCL against USC and played tentatively the rest of the year. I think he will be better this year, yes, sub-par Pac-12 QB for sure, but better, and that will actually be the high water mark for us as far as QB play since joining the conference.

We win our 3 OOC games and go 5-4 in conference. That's my expectation. 4 continuous years of +500 in Pac-12 will keep me hard. 6-3 isn't out of the question, that would be a nice surprise.

TL, DR

Saracen · July 2017

89ute said:
Every year I keep thinking our depth is a little better to pick up an additional win or two in November. I'm keeping the wish alive but it's just a wish. I expect Troy to play a little better. He tore his MCL against USC and played tentatively the rest of the year. I think he will be better this year, yes, sub-par Pac-12 QB for sure, but better, and that will actually be the high water mark for us as far as QB play since joining the conference.

We win our 3 OOC games and go 5-4 in conference. That's my expectation. 4 continuous years of +500 in Pac-12 will keep me hard. 6-3 isn't out of the question, that would be a nice surprise.

Here's some free advice for Wittingham and staff:

Get this guy to realize he's never going to play QB and start him working on being more like his daddy. Well, I mean the being an uber talented WR part - not the trouble magnet, raping Eugene coeds part. But judging from the recent Carrington pick up I'm sure if he shows out at WR they'll be fine overlooking any indiscretions.

89ute · July 2017

Saracen said:

89ute said:
Every year I keep thinking our depth is a little better to pick up an additional win or two in November. I'm keeping the wish alive but it's just a wish. I expect Troy to play a little better. He tore his MCL against USC and played tentatively the rest of the year. I think he will be better this year, yes, sub-par Pac-12 QB for sure, but better, and that will actually be the high water mark for us as far as QB play since joining the conference.

We win our 3 OOC games and go 5-4 in conference. That's my expectation. 4 continuous years of +500 in Pac-12 will keep me hard. 6-3 isn't out of the question, that would be a nice surprise.
Here's some free advice for Wittingham and staff:

Get this guy to realize he's never going to play QB and start him working on being more like his daddy. Well, I mean the being an uber talented WR part - not the trouble magnet, raping Eugene coeds part. But judging from the recent Carrington pick up I'm sure if he shows out at WR they'll be fine overlooking any indiscretions.

I didn't know that about Shelley's dad. He might naturally wind up there being sandwiched between Huntley and 2018 commit Tuttle.

TierbsHsotBoobs · July 2017

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:
LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY PM SOMEONE ASS MUNCH!
Apparently my PM'ing skills suck ass cuz I couldn't even get a rise out of @89ute

Do you need a lesson about PMs?

creepycoug · July 2017

89ute said:

Saracen said:

89ute said:
Every year I keep thinking our depth is a little better to pick up an additional win or two in November. I'm keeping the wish alive but it's just a wish. I expect Troy to play a little better. He tore his MCL against USC and played tentatively the rest of the year. I think he will be better this year, yes, sub-par Pac-12 QB for sure, but better, and that will actually be the high water mark for us as far as QB play since joining the conference.

We win our 3 OOC games and go 5-4 in conference. That's my expectation. 4 continuous years of +500 in Pac-12 will keep me hard. 6-3 isn't out of the question, that would be a nice surprise.
Here's some free advice for Wittingham and staff:

Get this guy to realize he's never going to play QB and start him working on being more like his daddy. Well, I mean the being an uber talented WR part - not the trouble magnet, raping Eugene coeds part. But judging from the recent Carrington pick up I'm sure if he shows out at WR they'll be fine overlooking any indiscretions.

I didn't know that about Shelley's dad. He might naturally wind up there being sandwiched between Huntley and 2018 commit Tuttle.

His Dad was one of the most talented WRs to come through Montlake ... according to a fren. I wouldn't know.

He was, personally, a shit show. People talk about Cliff Harris speeding ... that was punk shit compared to Jason, who, among other highlights of his time in Seattle, was in a speeding car trying to outrun police in a high speed chase. It takes a speshul kind of stupid to see the flashing lights and conclude that going faster is the answer.

Sucker punched a kid at the IMA and shattered his jaw. That was nice.

Pulled his weiner out of his pants in an attempt to impress a Eugene co-ed on the road at Whoregon. I here it wasn't big enough though.

Allegedly ... again, all according to a fren. I would not know.

RaceBannon · July 2017

I thought it was Corvallis but anyway if the guy he punched at the IM was trying to play zone can we really blame him?

HuskyJW · July 2017

creepycoug said:

89ute said:

Saracen said:

89ute said:
Every year I keep thinking our depth is a little better to pick up an additional win or two in November. I'm keeping the wish alive but it's just a wish. I expect Troy to play a little better. He tore his MCL against USC and played tentatively the rest of the year. I think he will be better this year, yes, sub-par Pac-12 QB for sure, but better, and that will actually be the high water mark for us as far as QB play since joining the conference.

We win our 3 OOC games and go 5-4 in conference. That's my expectation. 4 continuous years of +500 in Pac-12 will keep me hard. 6-3 isn't out of the question, that would be a nice surprise.
Here's some free advice for Wittingham and staff:

Get this guy to realize he's never going to play QB and start him working on being more like his daddy. Well, I mean the being an uber talented WR part - not the trouble magnet, raping Eugene coeds part. But judging from the recent Carrington pick up I'm sure if he shows out at WR they'll be fine overlooking any indiscretions.

I didn't know that about Shelley's dad. He might naturally wind up there being sandwiched between Huntley and 2018 commit Tuttle.
His Dad was one of the most talented WRs to come through Montlake ... according to a fren. I wouldn't know.

He was, personally, a shit show. People talk about Cliff Harris speeding ... that was punk shit compared to Jason, who, among other highlights of his time in Seattle, was in a speeding car trying to outrun police in a high speed chase. It takes a speshul kind of stupid to see the flashing lights and conclude that going faster is the answer.

Sucker punched a kid at the IMA and shattered his jaw. That was nice.

Pulled his weiner out of his pants in an attempt to impress a Eugene co-ed on the road at Whoregon. I here it wasn't big enough though.

Allegedly ... again, all according to a fren. I would not know.

I like to stand toe to toe with a football player and talk shit. When he swings first I say "I was suckerpunched."

I like to do that.

creepycoug · July 2017

RaceBannon said:
I thought it was Corvallis but anyway if the guy he punched at the IM was trying to play zone can we really blame him?

Fuck you Race! I was eating out of a straw for 69 days!!

creepycoug · July 2017

HuskyJW said:

creepycoug said:

89ute said:

Saracen said:

89ute said:
Every year I keep thinking our depth is a little better to pick up an additional win or two in November. I'm keeping the wish alive but it's just a wish. I expect Troy to play a little better. He tore his MCL against USC and played tentatively the rest of the year. I think he will be better this year, yes, sub-par Pac-12 QB for sure, but better, and that will actually be the high water mark for us as far as QB play since joining the conference.

We win our 3 OOC games and go 5-4 in conference. That's my expectation. 4 continuous years of +500 in Pac-12 will keep me hard. 6-3 isn't out of the question, that would be a nice surprise.
Here's some free advice for Wittingham and staff:

Get this guy to realize he's never going to play QB and start him working on being more like his daddy. Well, I mean the being an uber talented WR part - not the trouble magnet, raping Eugene coeds part. But judging from the recent Carrington pick up I'm sure if he shows out at WR they'll be fine overlooking any indiscretions.

I didn't know that about Shelley's dad. He might naturally wind up there being sandwiched between Huntley and 2018 commit Tuttle.
His Dad was one of the most talented WRs to come through Montlake ... according to a fren. I wouldn't know.

He was, personally, a shit show. People talk about Cliff Harris speeding ... that was punk shit compared to Jason, who, among other highlights of his time in Seattle, was in a speeding car trying to outrun police in a high speed chase. It takes a speshul kind of stupid to see the flashing lights and conclude that going faster is the answer.

Sucker punched a kid at the IMA and shattered his jaw. That was nice.

Pulled his weiner out of his pants in an attempt to impress a Eugene co-ed on the road at Whoregon. I here it wasn't big enough though.

Allegedly ... again, all according to a fren. I would not know.
I like to stand toe to toe with a football player and talk shit. When he swings first I say "I was suckerpunched."

I like to do that.

We're splitting hairs.

In any event, this came up over on the other site, you know, the stupid one with all the stupid poasters, and Fatters chimed in defending Shelley by pointing out that he had undiagnosed ADHD. It was a hilarious exchange as I recall. Fatters is a real gem; I sometimes wonder if he's actually a bigger coksuker than Kim.

dnc · July 2017

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:
I thought it was Corvallis but anyway if the guy he punched at the IM was trying to play zone can we really blame him?
Fuck you Race! I was eating out of a straw for 69 days!!

Harv!!!! True????

Kaepsknee · July 2017

Hey Cougfan!!! Is @creepyisharvdawg open

Howdy, Stranger!

Quick Links

PM to 89 Ute

Comments