Hot Driving Tip

When you're driving on the freeway in no hurry, taking your time, enjoying the scenery or whatever, and some dumb motherfucker is either tailgating you or keeping pace with you, too close for comfort and they aren't passing, slow down and keep slowing down until the bitch moves over in the fast lane, then speed up, and keep speeding up as they pass you in order to set the pace. By the time the cunt has passed you, they are traveling at a much higher speed and will be the fuck out of your face for the remainder of your drive. Works every time.