Vea #7 on SI's list of Super Freaky Super Freaks


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If this list was based on dedication to the weight room and building one’s body, Gustin probably would rank No. 1. Trojans strength coach Ivan Lewis, who worked at USC in the Pete Carroll glory days and has coached in the NFL, said he’s never been around anyone like Gustin. “He absolutely loves the weight room. It’s his sanctuary,” Lewis said.
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Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds. -
Yea but how man reps of resistance band arm curls can he do?GrundleStiltzkin said:Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds. -
One, then they break.CuntWaffle said:
Yea but how man reps of resistance band arm curls can he do?GrundleStiltzkin said:Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds. -
Sounds like a great time to guzzle an Advocare recovery shake!GrundleStiltzkin said:
One, then they break.CuntWaffle said:
Yea but how man reps of resistance band arm curls can he do?GrundleStiltzkin said:Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds. -
CuntWaffle said:
Sounds like a great time to guzzle a rhino cum recovery shake!GrundleStiltzkin said:
One, then they break.CuntWaffle said:
Yea but how man reps of resistance band arm curls can he do?GrundleStiltzkin said:Bury the fucking lede
...said Washington DT Greg Gaines, a powerhouse himself who cleans 415 pounds. -
You lying fuck Baabs, you never blew a rhino.
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This is gold.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol -
People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.Gladstone said:
This is gold.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol
People forget that. -
I was there!GrundleStiltzkin said:
People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.Gladstone said:
This is gold.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol
People forget that. -
UW's starting 3 DT's last year all played HS tailback.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was there!GrundleStiltzkin said:
People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.Gladstone said:
This is gold.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol
People forget that. -
No StringGrundleStiltzkin said:
UW's starting 3 DT's last year all played HS tailback.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was there!GrundleStiltzkin said:
People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.Gladstone said:
This is gold.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol
People forget that. -
But what about our DE's!?!?GrundleStiltzkin said:
UW's starting 3 DT's last year all played HS tailback.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was there!GrundleStiltzkin said:
People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.Gladstone said:
This is gold.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol
People forget that. -
We don't have DE's you dumbfuck!!1CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
But what about our DE's!?!?GrundleStiltzkin said:
UW's starting 3 DT's last year all played HS tailback.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was there!GrundleStiltzkin said:
People forget Greg Gaines was also a tailback.Gladstone said:
This is gold.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Also Greg Gaines #1 on list of CFB players who are also Hell's Angels members. Credit to @Swaye lol
People forget that. -
Greg Gaines is a fucking man beast.
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I'm gonna ask because it's been like two years now but what's the string joke.
I thought I would have figured it out but I'm still in the dark. -
De'morea Stringfellow aka String (WR at UW for the 2013 season) got in trouble for beating up a 12 with Cyler Miles after the Seahawks won the Super Bowl in 2014.Pitchfork51 said:I'm gonna ask because it's been like two years now but what's the string joke.
I thought I would have figured it out but I'm still in the dark.
Pete suspended them both, and if i remember right neither participated in spring ball. Anyways, at the spring game Kim Grinolds (dawgman.com owner/dictator) saw who he thought was String on the sidelines, but it was actually Jaylen Johnson who was an incoming recruit at the time and just visiting for the game. So Kim reported on doogman that Stringfellow was at the spring game, when he actually was not. Kim thought it was String because Jaylen is black and had dreads at the time, like Stringfellow.
So now, Jaylen Johnson will always be known as String. -
EVERY black guy will be known as String
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CuntWaffle said:
EVERY non-white guy will be known as String
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You simply couldn't hold back could youPitchfork51 said:I'm gonna ask because it's been like two years now but what's the string joke.
I thought I would have figured it out but I'm still in the dark. -
So my Rick James gif was appropriate then?CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
De'morea Stringfellow aka String (WR at UW for the 2013 season) got in trouble for beating up a 12 with Cyler Miles after the Seahawks won the Super Bowl in 2014.Pitchfork51 said:I'm gonna ask because it's been like two years now but what's the string joke.
I thought I would have figured it out but I'm still in the dark.
Pete suspended them both, and if i remember right neither participated in spring ball. Anyways, at the spring game Kim Grinolds (dawgman.com owner/dictator) saw who he thought was String on the sidelines, but it was actually Jaylen Johnson who was an incoming recruit at the time and just visiting for the game. So Kim reported on doogman that Stringfellow was at the spring game, when he actually was not. Kim thought it was String because Jaylen is black and had dreads at the time, like Stringfellow.
So now, Jaylen Johnson will always be known as String. -
TYFYSCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
De'morea Stringfellow aka String (WR at UW for the 2013 season) got in trouble for beating up a 12 with Cyler Miles after the Seahawks won the Super Bowl in 2014.Pitchfork51 said:I'm gonna ask because it's been like two years now but what's the string joke.
I thought I would have figured it out but I'm still in the dark.
Pete suspended them both, and if i remember right neither participated in spring ball. Anyways, at the spring game Kim Grinolds (dawgman.com owner/dictator) saw who he thought was String on the sidelines, but it was actually Jaylen Johnson who was an incoming recruit at the time and just visiting for the game. So Kim reported on doogman that Stringfellow was at the spring game, when he actually was not. Kim thought it was String because Jaylen is black and had dreads at the time, like Stringfellow.
So now, Jaylen Johnson will always be known as String. -
I remember Kim's original being a twat, but I can't find it here. This thread is close to the origin story though.
http://forum.hardcorehusky.com/discussion/9959/kim-grinolds-is-an-expert-on-demorea-stringfellow/ -
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Or Mississippi
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Don't be silly.
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IIRC he was a Nebraska transfer commit until Ole Miss boosters found him.
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The best part is Johnson doesn't look a damn thing like String
You'd have to be Kim Grinolds FR* to get them mixed up.
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It looks like you got the joke to me.Pitchfork51 said:I'm gonna ask because it's been like two years now but what's the string joke.
I thought I would have figured it out but I'm still in the dark.