#MyDawgs

YellowSnow said:

WilburHooksHands said:

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

dflea said:

The DNC has been operated by dumbfucks for decades.

Remember Dukakis and the tank ride?


And how about John Kerry and his shotgun?


Willie Horton?


LBJ's bomb ad?


Not to mention Al Gore's heavy breathing and looming over Bush like a fucking donkey, Dukakis saying he'd be ok letting the guy that raped and murdered his wife live, and Hillary's deplorables. These fuckers are straight up retarded.

Problem is, the RNC is almost as bad and their candidates are a bunch of bible thumping fuckheads that are constantly getting in between me and hookers and blow. They hate drugs, they hate porn, they hate rock music - and I love all these things. If the Democrats could learn how to love work and guns, I'd have no use for Republicans whatsoever. That's kind of a "if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle, too" things. The democrats just can't get behind the 2nd amendment and they should unfuck themselves and quit banging their heads against the 2nd amendment.

I seem to be on the wrong fucking planet, though. I haven't voted for a presidential candidate in my life. I always voted against someone I thought sucked more than the piece of shit I voted for. I just don't know what to make of folks that wash the balls of these elected assclowns - whether that's Obama, Trump, Clinton or Reagan. There is no difference between Republicans and Democrats - they are both out to get us.

They've all been fucking us. Look at our debt. Look at our liabilities. Look at our mountains, rivers, highways and cities. All fucked up because these fuckers have been doing it wrong for decades, and most people are willing to polish the balls of half of the people that have been doing it.

Wow - that was some Tequila bullshit right there. I should kill myself. I'm going to try it using alcohol first.

If republicans would just give up on the religious nonsense that would be good too.

Why do they always double down on this? How many people in the us are actually super religious? Like 5 percent?

Believing in god != being super religious, hth. I believe in god, I don't give a fuck if you do.

edit: didn't see Race's post, but RACE WAS RIGHT.

Look, it's all Pitchfork's fault - i.e., asking how much of the US population is "super religious" and he threw out an insanely low guess of 5%. Hence, fun with Gallup Polls. I don't care who here believes in god or not, nor would I pretend that anyone gives a shit what I think on the subject.