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Swaye
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I give until it hurts.
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I'm pissing sideways. It does hurt.dnc said: -
Boobs too perfect
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Too wholesome. Not enough ink.
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She would probably appreciate that you posted her pic in the hope that a bunch of depraved basement dwellers will BRB JO to her tits...
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IIRC, she's a teacher.
Did you learn anything?
And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....
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Nice fucking work!!!
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I gotta tell you, I have seriously been thinking about cleaning my shit up for the last several weeks. Maybe wholesome is just what I need? I'm in a weird place. FML.YellowSnow said:Too wholesome. Not enough ink.
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Here's one thing I learned...she did undergrad at William and Mary, and grad school at the University of Virginia...it's not Harvard, but it's not ITT Tech either. All that to become a teacher? Makes me think her family probably has money...PurpleThrobber said:IIRC, she's a teacher.
Did you learn anything?
And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?
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So, the big Orkin Boss paid you triple to come to Jamaica to do his wife?
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She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck. -
You're only getting older. Lock her up before you can't get it up anymore.Swaye said:She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.
What did she study in grad school? Did she just get a masters? William and Mary isn't a super strong indicator of money in my experiences. It's good to know she's already part of the tribe though. -
The whole situation is fucked
Why does she need to be "fixed up" with someone ? What's her fatal flaw ?
And fixed up with you, holy shit...
Do your friends think you have potential, and maybe she's the nurturing rescuing type ?
Pump her back door full of red seed while choking her and calling her a slut
Fucking do gooder, she needs to be weeping and wondering what she's gotten herself into...
I already hate her
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I was thinking the same thing until I checked out her tits again.tenndawg said:The whole situation is fucked
Why does she need to be "fixed up" with someone ? What's her fatal flaw ?
And fixed up with you, holy shit...
Do your friends think you have potential, and maybe she's the nurturing rescuing type ?
Pump her back door full of red seed while choking her and calling her a slut
Fucking do gooder, she needs to be weeping and wondering what she's gotten herself into...
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TYFYS
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We should start a pool on how long until @Swaye fucks this up.
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Way to spoil these jackoffs' day.Peterman said:
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I got 5allpurpleallgold said:We should start a pool on how long until @Swaye fucks this up.
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Well have you told her about me yet?
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It always cracks me up how our posters are such morons. lulz. Some of the early photos of my sluts were real, but I haven't posted a legit pic in ages. I just try to find photos that match the "spirit" of the girl...without actually posting "the girl." Boobs WTF's me anyway, so fuck it. Ever since it dawned on me that I could either fuck something up or get stalking charges or some shit, it's been forbidden - and you can hate on one of the assholes here who actually PM'ed and told me I should knock it off or risk trouble.... Anyway, all you have to do is right click on the photo and do a google image search. Dumbassas.Peterman said:
Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
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You're welcome.Swaye said:
It always cracks me up how our posters are such morons. lulz. Some of the early photos of my sluts were real, but I haven't posted a legit pic in ages. I just try to find photos that match the "spirit" of the girl...without actually posting "the girl." Boobs WTF's me anyway, so fuck it. Ever since it dawned on me that I could either fuck something up or get stalking charges or some shit, it's been forbidden - and you can hate on one of the assholes here who actually PM'ed and told me I should knock it off or risk trouble.... Anyway, all you have to do is right click on the photo and do a google image search. Dumbassas.Peterman said:
Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
I'm a bit confused at the fact people thought those were real pics. What kind of faggy dude is out snapping photos when with girls?
It's bad enough to be stuck taking the picture of the girls on their phone but to actively do it yourself? Gayyy
Isn't that the whole joke behind the "you know why" thing? -
I know not everyone here is dumb, and several folks have PM'ed about it int he past... maybe everyone kind of gets it, but it seems that most jump right on it. Maybe everyone just likes to play a long...whatever...the "real" Jamaica chick has slightly darker hair than this version, slightly smaller cans, nice flat stomach, cute face, etc. She also has a juicy dumper, but very firm...not Kardashian size, but probably one of the only chicks I have ever railed that APAG would actually approve of. In fact, she was walking to the bathroom last night buck naked and I thought to myself, APAG would upvote this ass. I spend too much time here. FML.Pitchfork51 said:
You're welcome.Swaye said:
It always cracks me up how our posters are such morons. lulz. Some of the early photos of my sluts were real, but I haven't posted a legit pic in ages. I just try to find photos that match the "spirit" of the girl...without actually posting "the girl." Boobs WTF's me anyway, so fuck it. Ever since it dawned on me that I could either fuck something up or get stalking charges or some shit, it's been forbidden - and you can hate on one of the assholes here who actually PM'ed and told me I should knock it off or risk trouble.... Anyway, all you have to do is right click on the photo and do a google image search. Dumbassas.Peterman said:
Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
I'm a bit confused at the fact people thought those were real pics. What kind of faggy dude is out snapping photos when with girls?
It's bad enough to be stuck taking the picture of the girls on their phone but to actively do it yourself? Gayyy
Isn't that the whole joke behind the "you know why" thing? -
Sad!Swaye said:
I know not everyone here is dumb, and several folks have PM'ed about it int he past... maybe everyone kind of gets it, but it seems that most jump right on it. Maybe everyone just likes to play a long...whatever...the "real" Jamaica chick has slightly darker hair than this version, slightly smaller cans, nice flat stomach, cute face, etc. She also has a juicy dumper, but very firm...not Kardashian size, but probably one of the only chicks I have ever railed that APAG would actually approve of. In fact, she was walking to the bathroom last night buck naked and I thought to myself, APAG would upvote this ass. I spend too much time here. FML.Pitchfork51 said:
You're welcome.Swaye said:
It always cracks me up how our posters are such morons. lulz. Some of the early photos of my sluts were real, but I haven't posted a legit pic in ages. I just try to find photos that match the "spirit" of the girl...without actually posting "the girl." Boobs WTF's me anyway, so fuck it. Ever since it dawned on me that I could either fuck something up or get stalking charges or some shit, it's been forbidden - and you can hate on one of the assholes here who actually PM'ed and told me I should knock it off or risk trouble.... Anyway, all you have to do is right click on the photo and do a google image search. Dumbassas.Peterman said:
Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
I'm a bit confused at the fact people thought those were real pics. What kind of faggy dude is out snapping photos when with girls?
It's bad enough to be stuck taking the picture of the girls on their phone but to actively do it yourself? Gayyy
Isn't that the whole joke behind the "you know why" thing? -
We're lucky @Swaye posts here at all.
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Poasting identifiable pics of a date is Spooge as fuck. @Swaye is no Spooge. Some of you(?) need to learn the difference.
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Please score some coke immediately.Swaye said:
I gotta tell you, I have seriously been thinking about cleaning my shit up for the last several weeks. Maybe wholesome is just what I need? I'm in a weird place. FML.YellowSnow said:Too wholesome. Not enough ink.
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