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  • RedRocket
    RedRocket Member Posts: 1,527
    Take a train to Canberra to celebrate ANZAC.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    PurpleJ said:

    Down the straight and narrow path with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

    And my bro in Christ @jecornel

    If you can't find any purpose in life, I would certainly go with a book written over 2500 years old to shape your life and provide a you moral compass.

    My advice to you is if you have kids is don't take them to Disney world and let them swim in the lagoon. God has some not so nice surprises there. Oh and skip Syria.

    Get a fresh start. Step one would be not to poison your mind with the filth and hatred of this board. Derek, you are certainly going to hell. Christ is going to chew your ass good then drop you straight into hell with 500ft flames and let you burn for eternity.

    You better hope Spirit Horse has a secret map to escape the depths of hell.

    Just don't forget cash or check when the little basket comes around. Make it at least 10% of your measily pay check.

    And if your pastor is driving a beamer you aren't donating enough.

    If the live band is really good just stick with that place.

    Enjoy!
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737

    jecornel said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Down the straight and narrow path with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

    And my bro in Christ @jecornel

    If you can't find any purpose in life, I would certainly go with a book written over 2500 years old to shape your life and provide a you moral compass.

    My advice to you is if you have kids is don't take them to Disney world and let them swim in the lagoon. God has some not so nice surprises there. Oh and skip Syria.

    Get a fresh start. Step one would be not to poison your mind with the filth and hatred of this board. Derek, you are certainly going to hell. Christ is going to chew your ass good then drop you straight into hell with 500ft flames and let you burn for eternity.

    You better hope Spirit Horse has a secret map to escape the depths of hell.

    Just don't forget cash or check when the little basket comes around. Make it at least 10% of your measily pay check.

    And if your pastor is driving a beamer you aren't donating enough.

    If the live band is really good just stick with that place.

    Enjoy!
    What a SAD! pathetic little guy you are
    Thanks for reading ;)

    It's a good day when Race calls you out!!

    Thanks for making my day buddy.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,582 Standard Supporter
    Little Jimmy jumped the shark.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737

    Little Jimmy jumped the shark.

    Rare for this forum.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Little Jimmy pumped the sark.

  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    If you went on a spiritual journey, where would you go and what would you do?

    Aruba with you.

    I'll call you Natalee.
    True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
    Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.

    No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on..
    Are these the stories you tell your boyfriend when you're fucking him in the ass? I would rather hear your commentary on how the SEC sucks and how Worshington is the finest school in the nation.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I'm trying to figure out what soil a pucker means.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited May 2017
    AZDuck said:

    If you went on a spiritual journey, where would you go and what would you do?

    Aruba with you.

    I'll call you Natalee.
    True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
    Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.

    No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on..
    so wait - you're the one who killed Natalee Holloway?
    We must never judge.



    But seriously. Who goes on their senior high school trip to Aruba? It's Mexico or bust.
    And her bday is the same as mine. I looked her up to see if I should brb jo or not.


    Which made me look up to see if I was gonna be in Seattle for the game during my bday. Turns out I will be in...fucking Utah? Fuck.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    AZDuck said:

    If you went on a spiritual journey, where would you go and what would you do?

    Aruba with you.

    I'll call you Natalee.
    True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
    Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.

    No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on..
    so wait - you're the one who killed Natalee Holloway?
    We must never judge.



    But seriously. Who goes on their senior high school trip to Aruba? It's Mexico or bust.
    And her bday is the same as mine. I looked her up to see if I should brb jo or not.


    Which made me look up to see if I was gonna be in Seattle for the game during my bday. Turns out I will be in...fucking Utah? Fuck.
    bitchfork youre 1924 posts in and havent made any progress. Just wait till fall camp and talk soccer.
    Never.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,245 Founders Club

    AZDuck said:

    If you went on a spiritual journey, where would you go and what would you do?

    Aruba with you.

    I'll call you Natalee.
    True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
    Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.

    No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on..
    so wait - you're the one who killed Natalee Holloway?
    We must never judge.



    But seriously. Who goes on their senior high school trip to Aruba? It's Mexico or bust.
    And her bday is the same as mine. I looked her up to see if I should brb jo or not.


    Which made me look up to see if I was gonna be in Seattle for the game during my bday. Turns out I will be in...fucking Utah? Fuck.
    bitchfork youre 1924 posts in and havent made any progress. Just wait till fall camp and talk soccer.
    Never.
    What a dud you are Bitchfork
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Pump y'all bringin heat
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Any one of pups many unmemorable nights out would be a signature win of a lifetime for you boofies. Ive stuffed the weenie in a ''curvy' chick's chops a few times over the years....that would be a conquest of of a lifetime for any one of yous, in your imaginations of course.

    Ok guys, re-lube your palms...Picture that middle finger in ms Aruba's ass. Pup is so good he can soil a pucker. Slow down J, dont squirt yet. Pup finished the blow with Isabella and actually sunk the weenie in her the 2nd time around, but in her butt. Still never cheated in my mind. Same...didnt smell the shit like I have most often after a good poundins to the penny. Ok J, let er fly



    Who is @MsAruba, does she poast here?
  • kanehall
    kanehall Member Posts: 38
    A spiritual experience in a certain corner office in Tubby Graves....what corner office is that again?