Rank the Pac-12 Coaches

Holy dreckfest batman this is harder to do after 1-4 than I thought. For me:

1. Petersen

2. Shaw
3. Whittingham

4. Andersen
5. Helton
6. Leach
7. Graham
8. MacIntyre
9. Mora
10. Rodriguez
11. Taggart
12. Wilcox

Rallying after 1-3 for Helton last year wasn't easy. I probably like Andersen more than most here. MacIntyre I am skeptical can sustain anything, and they got pasted down the stretch. RichRod doesn't give two fucks anymore.

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PurpleThrobber

Autistic division:

1. Leech

Non-autistic Division:

1. Everyone else

Kaepsknee

Holy dreckfest batman this is harder to do after 1-4 than I thought. For me:

1. Petersen

2. Shaw
3. Whittingham

4. Andersen
5. Helton
6. Leach
7. Graham
8. MacIntyre
9. Mora
10. Rodriguez
11. Taggart
12. Wilcox

Rallying after 1-3 for Helton last year wasn't easy. I probably like Andersen more than most here. MacIntyre I am skeptical can sustain anything, and they got pasted down the stretch. RichRod doesn't give two fucks anymore.
Peterman
Whittingham
Helton

Dreck
Helton?!?! Are you out of your fucking mind?
He won a Rose Bowl and popped off with Sark's dreck.

It's ~~sad~~ not hard to see how far Boobs has fallen.

Kaepsknee

What the fuck has Gary Andersen ever done besides get his ass kicked?

Beat Oregon.

Nothing else matters.

Duh!?

godawgst

After Pete, Wittingham, and Shaw, the quality of coaches in the Pac-12 falls off a cliff in a HURRY

Helton is a major question mark, but as dumpster fire bad as the Pac-12 South is this year, if SC doesn't have it wrapped up by the beginning of November something went very wrong for them.

PostGameOrangeSlices

1. Petersen

2. PGOS

3-12.

Doogles

Kiss of death for Helton IMO

Gladstone

Kiss of death for Helton IMO

BuffBuffPass

Interesting logic from some on here. Guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job and he's a top 4 coach in the conference. Other guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job, but then wins every national COTY award and the P12 South in year 4/the most recent year and he's a shit coach who is solidly in the bottom half of coaches in the conference.

dnc

Interesting logic from some on here. Guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job and he's a top 4 coach in the conference. Other guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job, but then wins every national COTY award and the P12 South in year 4/the most recent year and he's a shit coach who is solidly in the bottom half of coaches in the conference.

You forgot, and got plungered in his last two games and promptly loses his DC that made his shit team decent.

And you have a lot to learn about this shithole if you think we're impressed by subjective bullshit COY awards. We're all Ty Willingham battered wives, after all.

That said, I would rank Mc somewhere in the middle third of this shit tier conference.

Gladstone

Interesting logic from some on here. Guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job and he's a top 4 coach in the conference. Other guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job, but then wins every national COTY award and the P12 South in year 4/the most recent year and he's a shit coach who is solidly in the bottom half of coaches in the conference.

Whoosh.

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/TheHerd/status/854067713920061440

BuffBuffPass

Interesting logic from some on here. Guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job and he's a top 4 coach in the conference. Other guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job, but then wins every national COTY award and the P12 South in year 4/the most recent year and he's a shit coach who is solidly in the bottom half of coaches in the conference.
You forgot, and got plungered in his last two games and promptly loses his DC that made his shit team decent.

And you have a lot to learn about this shithole if you think we're impressed by subjective bullshit COY awards. We're all Ty Willingham battered wives, after all.

That said, I would rank Mc somewhere in the middle third of this shit tier conference.

I'm more puzzled by the Andersen love than the Mac hate. Skepticism of Mac is understandable. Praise of Andersen is bizarre.

RaceBannon

Interesting logic from some on here. Guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job and he's a top 4 coach in the conference. Other guy goes 6-18 in his first two years on the job, but then wins every national COTY award and the P12 South in year 4/the most recent year and he's a shit coach who is solidly in the bottom half of coaches in the conference.
You forgot, and got plungered in his last two games and promptly loses his DC that made his shit team decent.

And you have a lot to learn about this shithole if you think we're impressed by subjective bullshit COY awards. We're all Ty Willingham battered wives, after all.

That said, I would rank Mc somewhere in the middle third of this shit tier conference.
I'm more puzzled by the Andersen love than the Mac hate. Skepticism of Mac is understandable. Praise of Andersen is bizarre.

Beaver coaches have always been popular with DAWGS going back to the Pettibone Fertig days.

Some even say Reilly was better than Carroll

dnc

http://twitter.com/TheHerd/status/854067713920061440

Dunthorpe gonna dunthorpe

BuffBuffPass

'Member when you guys thought Anderson was a top 4 coach in the conference? I 'member.

dnc

'Member when you guys thought Anderson was a top 4 coach in the conference? I 'member.

WTFAY?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Holy dreckfest batman this is harder to do after 1-4 than I thought. For me:

1. Petersen

2. Shaw
3. Whittingham

4. Andersen
5. Helton
6. Leach
7. Graham
8. MacIntyre
9. Mora
10. Rodriguez
11. Taggart
12. Wilcox

Rallying after 1-3 for Helton last year wasn't easy. I probably like Andersen more than most here. MacIntyre I am skeptical can sustain anything, and they got pasted down the stretch. RichRod doesn't give two fucks anymore.
Peterman
Whittingham
Helton

Dreck

Looks like I'm still right.

Gladstone

'Member when you guys thought Anderson was a top 4 coach in the conference? I 'member.

A worthy bump although my post was sarcasm, I swear!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I honestly have nothing against rich rod.

He clearly just doesn't give a fuck. Recruit a bunch of 2 stars before the season and coast the rest of the year without recruiting while raking in millions of dollars.

Because if I'm a coach I would fucking hate recruiting. Imagine dealing with btp all year long and having to kiss his ass.

The funny part is he's had some decent recruiting classes (partially because you can by loading up on three stars from Fresno and Texas who never even pan out).

He's a top 40% coach who knows football will always be number two at U of A. He know they probably peaked in 2014 with the Party Bowl. This school hasn't made a Rose Bowl in 40 years. I'm surprised he didn't jump to South Carolina a few years ago.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I honestly have nothing against rich rod.

He clearly just doesn't give a fuck. Recruit a bunch of 2 stars before the season and coast the rest of the year without recruiting while raking in millions of dollars.

Because if I'm a coach I would fucking hate recruiting. Imagine dealing with btp all year long and having to kiss his ass.
The funny part is he's had some decent recruiting classes (partially because you can by loading up on three stars from Fresno and Texas who never even pan out).

He's a top 40% coach who knows football will always be number two at U of A. He know they probably peaked in 2014 with the Party Bowl. This school hasn't made a Rose Bowl in 40 years. I'm surprised he didn't jump to South Carolina a few years ago.

He knows he can't coach at the SEC level.