Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread

How NOT to pimp your freshly rolled bourbon balls to a hot young fitness chick at the gym:

Me: Do you like bourbon?

Her: (smiles) Yeah!

Me: Do you like balls?

Her: (not smiling anymore, cornered animal look) .... um.....

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Real lol on that one

also poasted this in one of the many hondo fucking stupid threads:

http://youtu.be/VhJ7NmU6lJI