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I'm officially giving up hope. Sark's not going anywhere.

DugtheDoog
DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
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Listening to post game, reading twitter, talking to friends, reading blogs...I'm fucking convinced our fan base is perfectly happy winning 7 games and going to the Fight Hunger Bowl every fucking year. As long as our coach wins the pressers and stays so "classy", he'd have to absolutely tank...like 4-8...to get the boot. We're too satisfied patting ourselves on the back for beating cellar dwellers to care about being elite. Officially ashamed to be a fan of this university.
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  • Homebrew_Dawg
    Homebrew_Dawg Member Posts: 1,652
    Every season is fucking over as long as Sark is HC. Sucks to be a husky fan.
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  • Haid_D_Salaami
    Haid_D_Salaami Member Posts: 541
    I'd like to pretend that my intellect is superior and I am above that. However it seems every year, after an offseason natty and a few promising wins, I find myself dooging like a crack fiend. Knowing full well that by mid October I'll be slithering throught the underbelly of the internet looking for the HB's hangout. Sad situation...and I would just shoot myself now except for the fact that dead people can't get drunk.

    So hang in there and look on the bright side.....that "special" season is right around the corner. "We're closing the gap"...and other good horseshit. Odds are a Yellowstone Super Eruption or a giant asteroid are close enough to end our misery anyway.

    If not...Husky Women's Softball is only 3 months away....Cheers!
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,603 Swaye's Wigwam
    It will take 0-3 with the road games being blowouts to even have a prayer of Sark getting fired.
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  • Auburndawg
    Auburndawg Member Posts: 362
    Totally disagree. If he loses the next two weeks his seat will be red hot.
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  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    RoadDawg55 said:

    It will take 0-3 with the road games being blowouts to even have a prayer of Sark getting fired.

    And unfortunately a loss to the coogs is looking extremely unlikely. Sark wins vs shitty teams at home
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,603 Swaye's Wigwam
    Auburndawg said:

    Totally disagree. If he loses the next two weeks his seat will be red hot.

    They would have to be 30+ point plunger rapings, and even as shitty as Sark is, I doubt that happens. They will probably be somewhat close games and Sark and Doog Nation will keep saying , "We're close. We are so close! Take out the ASU game, and we were right there in every game until the fourth quarter."

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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,858 Swaye's Wigwam
    How could you want to get rid of Sark now? He was able to dominate a scrappy Buffs squad (only team in the FBS with a stocky, short, white guy returning kicks?). We beat Oregon and UCLA this weekend by virtue of score differential against common opponents (hearing we may not even travel to Pasadena now). We're on house money now bitches. Time to start bowl prepping.

    Sark's five year extension papers just hit the shredder and a new lifetime contract is being drafted.
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Fuck all of you. It's house money for the rest of the season! It's a Seattle style championship. What could be better? Who wants an orange slice?
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Only way Sark is fired if he loses out and I really don't see WSU winning the Apple Cup since the game is at Husky Stadium.

    I don't know if UCLA or Oregon State is good enough to give Sark a plunger raping(I know neither was ASU but fuck off).

    I think this year UW wins their crap bowl game and Doogs will be happy with "progress". Even though going into the year I kept hearing how 7 regular season wins would be unacceptable.

    Doogs once again are lower expectations to meet reality instead of demanding reality meets their expectations(Fuck you AuburnDoog for inventing this strategy!).
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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,573
    7-6 seasons bring false hope to each new year. That is all doogs need to be satisfied. Basically they swallow sarks juice then hope he calls them two days later.
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