$100 million dollars, but your height permanently changes to 4' 11"
$100 million dollars, but your height permanently changes to 4' 11" 29 votes
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No Deal
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No DealI imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your ass at 4'11"
Probably no but I'd consider this one. I've already passed on my DNA so the kids aren't affected. The money would buy time for wifey to get used to the new me. Tempting, but still probably not. -
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dnc said:
I imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your ass at 4'11"
Probably no but I'd consider this one. I've already passed on my DNA so the kids aren't affected. The money would buy time forwifeyyou to get a new hotter younger wife. Tempting, but still probably not.
Crisped.
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I'm sure that would be a popular option. For me, I'm happy with my first choice. Besides, @Swaye takes care of any unmet needs anyway.salemcoog said:dnc said:I imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your ass at 4'11"
Probably no but I'd consider this one. I've already passed on my DNA so the kids aren't affected. The money would buy time forwifeyyou to get a new hotter younger wife. Tempting, but still probably not.
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No DealThis one is an easy option. Fuck no.
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DealIve got a tall woman fetish. I assume it would be much easier to find a tall chick if I was 4'11 with 100 million dollars.
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DealSo I'd be a leprechaun with my own pot of gold...that works for me
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Thread worthless without @TopicalChica
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Probably. If you're decent looking, you'd basically be Paul Simon without the musical talent.phineas said:Ive got a tall woman fetish. I assume it would be much easier to find a tall chick if I was 4'11 with 100 million dollars.
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Does my dick stay the same size? Midget porn baby!!
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How is this even a question?
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No DealAlthough at least you wouldn't have to reinvent the wheel in terms of sexual strategy
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dnc said:
I imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your discipline hole at 4'11"
Probably no but I'd consider this one. I've already passed on my DNC so the kids aren't affected. The money would buy time for hubby to get used to the new me. Tempting, but still probably not. -
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You're right...I totally forgot to put a question mark in the thread title.RaceBannon said:How is this even a question?
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Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
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I think we're afraid that the height reduction would cause us to get laid even less than the 0 times a year we currently average.RaceBannon said:Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
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DealAnyone who says they wouldn't take the money is a liar or @thechatch
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DealHmm, next.
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With 100 millions dollars?Fenderbender123 said:
I think we're afraid that the height reduction would cause us to get laid even less than the 0 times a year we currently average.RaceBannon said:Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
lol
You're giving women way too much credit. Hookers and blow aplenty with 100 mil, yo. -
DealPeople who said no deal are liars
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DealIt's gonna suck having my dick drag on the ground but with that coin, I'll hire somebody to carry it around.
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Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.RaceBannon said:Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks. -
100 million drowns a lot of pain, stretch.allpurpleallgold said:
Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.RaceBannon said:Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks. -
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You sound small.allpurpleallgold said:
Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.RaceBannon said:Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks. -
you'll never be a fighter pilot or an astronautallpurpleallgold said:
Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.RaceBannon said:Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks.
I'm tall for an actual duck... 2' 3" -
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This, except I'd be losing 19.5 inches. You can't teach height.allpurpleallgold said:
Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.RaceBannon said:Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks. -
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The first six inches were consensualallpurpleallgold said:
Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.RaceBannon said:Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)
Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks. -
No DealAlso short people generally have crappy personalities.
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OUCHPitchfork51 said:Also short people generally have crappy personalities.
