I will never understand the media's love of all things Sark...


http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/after-stunning-fall-heres-hoping-ex-uw-coach-steve-sarkisian-finds-happiness-in-nfl/
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Softy already speculating on twitter (yes, I know diaf) that Sark will replace Pete Carroll in a few years.
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section8 said:
Softy already speculating on twitter (yes, I know diaf) that Sark will replace Pete Carroll in a few years.
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He must have rubbed elbows with some elite PR guys when he was in LA.gmo said:never seen such a loser get such great PR, it really confuses me.
http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/after-stunning-fall-heres-hoping-ex-uw-coach-steve-sarkisian-finds-happiness-in-nfl/
Herbie and Sark are obviously buds too. Former college QB's around the same time. He always hushed over Sark.
I believe Kiffin actually knows football at a very high level. And he was born into the good ol boy network.
Sark was not, which makes it all the more amazing he has done what he has. It's truly odd. -
I listened to the Softy thing. This is literally what he said:
"Look, the guy took over an 0-12 team and in two years had them beating Nebraska in the holiday bowl. Then he got the top job in the country and had things rolling but was hit with alcoholism."
The key to understanding this idiocy, is understanding that there are a lot of people who think this way. They don't understand how shitty of a job Sark did. They just pick and choose shit as displayed above. -
Softy needs to DIAFFsection8 said:Softy already speculating on twitter (yes, I know diaf) that Sark will replace Pete Carroll in a few years.
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So... is there any chance that Bama will try to steal our OC?
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I remember @HeretoBeatmyChest calling in to that fat fuck's stupid show and roasting him. The fact that he's still gagging on Sark's herpetic 4 inches of thunder never ceases to amaze. It's like HHB is the redpill and everything else is the blue pill. I actually find it fascinating.bananasnblondes said:I listened to the Softy thing. This is literally what he said:
"Look, the guy took over an 0-12 team and in two years had them beating Nebraska in the holiday bowl. Then he got the top job in the country and had things rolling but was hit with alcoholism."
The key to understanding this idiocy, is understanding that there are a lot of people who think this way. They don't understand how shitty of a job Sark did. They just pick and choose shit as displayed above. -
His name sounds non-white - pretty much all the media needs.gmo said:never seen such a loser get such great PR, it really confuses me.
http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/after-stunning-fall-heres-hoping-ex-uw-coach-steve-sarkisian-finds-happiness-in-nfl/ -
Softy is not what you'd call a critical thinker.
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People act like Sark wasn't a drunk here
And that's not even the problem
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Softy is a higher level Kim. I don't want to cal him higher level because KJR sucks, but he is.Gladstone said:
I remember @HeretoBeatmyChest calling in to that fat fuck's stupid show and roasting him. The fact that he's still gagging on Sark's herpetic 4 inches of thunder never ceases to amaze. It's like HHB is the redpill and everything else is the blue pill. I actually find it fascinating.bananasnblondes said:I listened to the Softy thing. This is literally what he said:
"Look, the guy took over an 0-12 team and in two years had them beating Nebraska in the holiday bowl. Then he got the top job in the country and had things rolling but was hit with alcoholism."
The key to understanding this idiocy, is understanding that there are a lot of people who think this way. They don't understand how shitty of a job Sark did. They just pick and choose shit as displayed above.
I once heard Sark punk the shit out of Softy. All must be forgiven for the beers Sark bought for them on the UW AD tab.
I hate Sark less than most here. He just wasn't a very good coach, but I'm astounded people think he was good.
If you go 7-6 every year at UW and 8-5 at USC, you are a horrible coach. A merely good coach wins big at either school. -
Sark was 7-5 in conference at USC.
He never once "had things rolling at USC", save for the Mike Price sense of the phrase.
Fuck Softy with Harv's rusty cheese grater. -
He lost to Boston College and at home to UW in 2015. UW lost to Cal at home a week earlier. Boston College is one of the most irrelevant programs in the country.dnc said:Sark was 7-5 in conference at USC.
He never once "had things rolling at USC", save for the Mike Price sense of the phrase.
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I don't get it. Whenever I get too drunk I get yelled at/in trouble. Sark uses it like he has cancer. It's fucking irritating.
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That's why he's my idol. Being a drunken piece of shit and making millions would be a dream come true.CuntWaffle said:I don't get it. Whenever I get too drunk I get yelled at/in trouble. Sark uses it like he has cancer. It's fucking irritating.
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He does?CuntWaffle said:I don't get it. Whenever I get too drunk I get yelled at/in trouble. Sark uses it like he has cancer. It's fucking irritating.
He was fired for allegedly being drunk (never proven) by a Boss that never even saw him on that day. -
The dude lost to my team twice on hail Marys. How is that fucking possible?!
His ability to blow leads and lose is mind boggling
Lol and now to the falcons. I'm 100 percent positive that the blew it Sunday because they had started talks with him. -
But you didn't see how ANGRY Nick Holt was.Pitchfork51 said:The dude lost to my team twice on hail Marys. How is that fucking possible?!
His ability to blow leads and lose is mind boggling
Lol and now to the falcons. I'm 100 percent positive that the blew it Sunday because they had started talks with him. -
The answer to the question is that Sark is the guy that calls on the reporter by name, looks like he really cares about the question, then gives a sincere bullshit answer. He is also available for back ground off the record stuff.
These days covering college football out west you are Kim or Art Thiel losing big at life knowing everyone hates you. Sark is the port in your storm
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Well he was a high powered salesman.
And by high powered I mean he was probably all coked up and Carroll mistook it for passion and enthusiasm.
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What was funny about this was after he lost to ASU on the second Hail Mary he said some bullshit like, "I've never been a part of something like that."Pitchfork51 said:The dude lost to my team twice on hail Marys. How is that fucking possible?!
His ability to blow leads and lose is mind boggling
Lol and now to the falcons. I'm 100 percent positive that the blew it Sunday because they had started talks with him.
It took all of 5 seconds for this wretched hive of scum and villainy to dig up video on the first Hail Mary. -
Although to be fair the first one wasn't even really a hail Mary technically. It should have been, but two guys just ran free in the end zone and Danny fucking Sullivan just chucked it 50 yards.
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Oh yes. Yes I did.Sources said:
But you didn't see how ANGRY Nick Holt was.Pitchfork51 said:The dude lost to my team twice on hail Marys. How is that fucking possible?!
His ability to blow leads and lose is mind boggling
Lol and now to the falcons. I'm 100 percent positive that the blew it Sunday because they had started talks with him.
I think we all did. And it was glorious.
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You would crack up at the ASU scout editor versus kim.RaceBannon said:The answer to the question is that Sark is the guy that calls on the reporter by name, looks like he really cares about the question, then gives a sincere bullshit answer. He is also available for back ground off the record stuff.
These days covering college football out west you are Kim or Art Thiel losing big at life knowing everyone hates you. Sark is the port in your storm
A guy that had signed his mid year papers 3 days before the mid year enrollment day and been "silent committed" for a month Chris karpman gave an 85% commitment chance. Hilarious.
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Sark is a professional salesman. He pulled a number on Woody, Emmert, and Haden... he even had Saban going there for awhile. Fooling the media/public that he is a great coach is 2nd nature to him. House money.
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Petros was great with Softy yesterday. Gave it to Sark, Kiffen, Carroll and Yogi Roth. That guy belongs on here.
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I used to hate Petros but started to like him when he was on the halftime show during an Apple Cup in Sark's 4th or 5th year. Petros was one of the first, if not thee first, media person to call out Sark for doing a shitty job.Quietcowskee said:Petros was great with Softy yesterday. Gave it to Sark, Kiffen, Carroll and Yogi Roth. That guy belongs on here.
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Massive man love for Petros. As far as fat, unattractive Greek men go, he's a catch.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I used to hate Petros but started to like him when he was on the halftime show during an Apple Cup in Sark's 4th or 5th year. Petros was one of the first, if not thee first, media person to call out Sark for doing a shitty job.Quietcowskee said:Petros was great with Softy yesterday. Gave it to Sark, Kiffen, Carroll and Yogi Roth. That guy belongs on here.
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I've always been pro Petros, but I became extremely pro Petros during the Sark era. It had to have been Sark's fourth season at the latest, I was thinking it was season 3 quite honestly.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I used to hate Petros but started to like him when he was on the halftime show during an Apple Cup in Sark's 4th or 5th year. Petros was one of the first, if not thee first, media person to call out Sark for doing a shitty job.Quietcowskee said:Petros was great with Softy yesterday. Gave it to Sark, Kiffen, Carroll and Yogi Roth. That guy belongs on here.
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This was during halftime of the 2013 Apple Cup. He looked at the camera and said let's stop lying to ourselves. Said Sark has never been impressive, that his only accomplishment was not being Tyrone Willingham, and that he should have been fired.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I used to hate Petros but started to like him when he was on the halftime show during an Apple Cup in Sark's 4th or 5th year. Petros was one of the first, if not thee first, media person to call out Sark for doing a shitty job.Quietcowskee said:Petros was great with Softy yesterday. Gave it to Sark, Kiffen, Carroll and Yogi Roth. That guy belongs on here.
Love him.