Who else took today off of work?!
But instead I started drinking a bottle of wild turkey at 11am and smoking a pack of cigarettes I found on my floor from Saturday night.
Taking tomorrow off too. Fuck it.
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I turned 30 a few days ago and have been on a blow fueled bender stretching from Lake Tahoe to San Francisco.
It's been hard times, now I'm heading to the Kings Bulls game to shake hands in the corporate suite and am terrified they'll see my soul through my dead little eyes.
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I work from home so business as usual.
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Called in to work with a sore dick. I mean asshole.
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You guys work?
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Sort of, I spent all day falsifying global warming data so we can destroy capitalism.CuntWaffle said:You guys work?
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Thank you for your service.WilburHooksHands said:
Sort of, I spent all day falsifying global warming data so we can destroy capitalism.CuntWaffle said:You guys work?
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Sounds like you need to jump on the wagon Bitchfork.Pitchfork51 said:I planned on resting up after 3 days at the open then the super bowl.
But instead I started drinking a bottle of wild turkey at 11am and smoking a pack of cigarettes I found on my floor from Saturday night.
Taking tomorrow off too. Fuck it. -
Buddy and I have been celebrating the GOAT's victory all day. About ready to rewatch all 4 3 Games to Glory and pull an allnighter.. and I have the next one pre-ordered. Damn right I took the day off.
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The FBR is life changing.Pitchfork51 said:I planned on resting up after 3 days at the open then the super bowl.
But instead I started drinking a bottle of wild turkey at 11am and smoking a pack of cigarettes I found on my floor from Saturday night.
Taking tomorrow off too. Fuck it. -
Nothing says being an ASU fan like taking the day off after the fucking shitsville Superb Owl and some fucking golf tournament.
However, I applaud Wild Turkey at 11AM. That cannot be misunderstood. -
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People who have teenage bois deliver their sausage pizza to their dads' basement?Meek said: -
Took off as well. Of course my day off included a 3 hour surgery on my ankle so maybe not the best alternative.
On the plus side though I'm going to be on a Norco high for the next week... -
Welcome to the dark side.HoustonHusky said:Took off as well. Of course my day off included a 3 hour surgery on my ankle so maybe not the best alternative.
On the plus side though I'm going to be on a Norco high for the next week... -
The FBR isn't some golf tourney.Dennis_DeYoung said:Nothing says being an ASU fan like taking the day off after the fucking shitsville Superb Owl and some fucking golf tournament.
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The chick I picked up on Sat man....Hot but I think she gave me ringworm.
And before you do it purplethrobber no there aren't fucking pics
She's actually from Oregon.
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Update: Kings still suck but I'm avoiding eye contact by sticking to the bottom corner. No hard liquor in the booth but unlimited Sierra Nevada. Playing the under the weather card to explain the sniffles. Getting hard to justify interest in this blowout.
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An American pale ale is never a wrong choice
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DisagreePitchfork51 said:An American pale ale is never a wrong choice
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Went to a Skynyrd concert in that arena in 1990. Fabulous Thunderbirds opened for them. They sucked. Then the Georgia Satellites came on, and they fucking rockedDoogles said:Update: Kings still suck but I'm avoiding eye contact by sticking to the bottom corner. No hard liquor in the booth but unlimited Sierra Nevada. Playing the under the weather card to explain the sniffles. Getting hard to justify interest in this blowout.
