Interview with a Socha minion

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/SPNetwork/status/823967049676361730

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Not surprised from such a shit poster who contributes nothing 75 percent of the time

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WilburHooksHands

I didn't see anything about hot dogs, maybe that's why he's still an assistant.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I was always under the impression strength coaches just yelled "lift more weight bro! TRY HARDER!"

Fucking detailed shit in that article, really good read. No wonder our players finally don't look like soft pieces of shit.

dnc

Just wait til Clendenen gets ahold of him!

HoustonHusky

No Advocare? Ivan thinks its cr@p. #WhoNeedsAFunctioningShoulder

GrundleStiltzkin

I sat in on the strength staff presentations at last year's coaches clinic. They were all pretty impressive. And the weight room is a gleeful dungeon.

tenndawg

Great article... but left out how to beat steroid and HGH testing

dnc

Try the premium boreds, I hear it's great!

bananasnblondes

That is exactly how Sark's position coaches went about their business. They watched the kids run a play and then screamed and cussed at them for doing it wrong without actually teaching them how to do it right.

DeepSeaZ

It's well known that we don't use that stuff. It's all about rhino cum now. NCAA won't started testing for it for another 10 years, if ever.

CuntWaffle

Socha is a fucking monster. The most important staff member Peterman has.

Some dipshit tried telling me Ivan is a better trainer because he is much more fit compared to Socha. I told him how big of a fag he was for checking Ivan out. Cool story bro.

DugtheDoog

I lived in Boise for the majority of Peterman's time there. Local Bozo fans were enamored with Socha. Spoke of him in reverence. I don't blame them. Fuck, taking over for Ivan is like Choate taking over for Nansen or the terrorist taking over for Peeze. Emptermannn would seem like a guru compared to Ivan, whose claim to fame was making sure the players had 'TV arms'. What a fucking joke. Nothing about acceleration or twitch muscles...look good for the cameras.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Is that seriously what you thought? Wjw

whatshouldicareabout

And then you compare this to Oregon's strength coach

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Duh, doesn't everyone? Tee Hee

PostGameOrangeSlices

75k

godawgst

Socha is a stud. Hope he also is part of the bump in salary the asst. coaches are supposed to get. He is vitally important for the program to keep.

oregonblitzkrieg

Nice fucking beard. Does he work on the Duck Dynasty set in the offseason?

TurdBomber

Is that supposed to be funny or clever? Shit poast. Shit poaster.

Try harder, meat.

oregonblitzkrieg

The random downvotes and WTFs are beginning to effect this doog's 'game.'