2 million dollars, but you lose 1 inch off your penis.

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,212

  January 2017

  Deal.

  I'd do it and then get penis enlargement surgery.

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• oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

  January 2017

  Write in: OP doesn't have a penis.

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• Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,176

  January 2017

  Deal.

  Sweet! 6 million bucks!

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• GaryFromTeenMom Member Posts: 1,370

  January 2017

  Deal.

  Easy. Deal.
  
  That'd still leave me with about 10.5" or so.

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• dflea Member Posts: 7,233

  January 2017

  Is it a consensual inch?

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• UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113

  January 2017

  Deal.

  GaryFromTeenMom said:

  Easy. Deal.
  
  That'd still leave me with about 10.5" or so.

  Are you including each of your dads in that calculation?

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• CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

  January 2017

  Deal.

  If you had 2 million bucks it wouldn't matter how big your dick is

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• RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161

  January 2017 edited January 2017

  Been married 28 years, no brainer. Cut baby, cut...

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• whatshouldicareabout Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728

  January 2017

  Is this taxable income or 2 million after taxes?
  
  Is it provided in one lump-sum payment or distributed at a set amount each month or year?
  
  Is it USD or some other dollars, like Gambian?

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,888

  January 2017

  Deal.

  

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,861

  January 2017

  Deal.

  My dick is already big...

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• BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,033

  January 2017

  Which inch?

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• halfbrainmanmolder Member Posts: 215

  January 2017

  When? Boner or sleepy joe?

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,691

  January 2017

  No Deal

  My whole dick is gonna cost you more than that.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Huh?

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• PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,478

  January 2017

  Deal.

  2 million would buy a lot of small dick loving whores, just sayin.

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• Muttzen Member Posts: 1,015

  January 2017

  Deal.

  If I have less than an inch, will they give me the full 2 million? Will they start to excavate from my body?
  
  Thanks in advance.

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• Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,978

  January 2017 edited January 2017

  Deal.

  oregonblitzkrieg said:

  Write in: OP doesn't have a penis.

  Your mom doesn't have a penis.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,691

  January 2017

  No Deal

  Fenderbender123 said:

  oregonblitzkrieg said:

  Write in: OP doesn't have a penis.

  Your mom doesn't have a penis.

  DISAGREE

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• HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,419

  January 2017

  Deal.

  A lot of guys driving sedans making penis jokes on here.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,691

  January 2017

  No Deal

  HuskyJW said:

  A lot of guys driving sedans making penis jokes on here.

  As already implied by my earlier poast, I drive a truck. A BIG truck.

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