5 Reasons Red Rocks beat the GymDawgs this Saturday

problems in the Bohler Gym.
1. Mykayla "Olympic Team" Skinner - The best gymnast on the floor and fresh off the Del Rio games, enough said on that. With two meats already experienced and five years of national meat experience she will do everything possible to win.
2. Revamped lineup- They are 5-3 103 lbs, every one of them. Maddy, Mykayla, Macey, Missy, Makenna, etc. These girls have attitude are are ready to rumble.
3. Paulicivic - New choreographer and new attitude. Every Utah gymnast has spoke out about the difference between Paulicivic's high beams against Michigan and Paulicivic against Denver. Her skill in choreography has brought a new look to Utah, they will see much improved routines.
4. Stick, Stick, Stick - This team is sticking more landings than Utah has in a long time. Tiffani Lewis Jr., Kari Lee Sr., Aylissa Haza IV, etc. Their newbies are inexperienced but will bring something that they have lacked in past seasons, sticks.
5. Length of meat - Four routines and Utah dominates the length of the meat on all four. If it goes into overtime, no problem.
I think Utah will win rather easily....say, 197.013 to 195.268
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This is really good but I had to flag it.
1. No Ossai or Center.
2. No pics.
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Definitely no altitude advantage for Utah's team of little spinners vs ours in this one.
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Your Gals can't get out of the 195s and we usually pop a few 197s on the road. Take it to Vegas and get paid.TierbsHsotBoobs said:This is really good but I had to flag it.
1. No Ossai or Center.
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people forget that our? dawgs still have to beat finland after they pulverize the utah redcocks on sunday.
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No Ossai and no center is a terminable offense, Ute.TierbsHsotBoobs said:This is really good but I had to flag it.
1. No Ossai or Center.
2. No pics.
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FUCK ... I feel shame
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Pics?
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Whoever did the Rutgers one needs to DIAFF with me. He left out Center.Baseman said:
No Ossai and no center is a terminable offense, Ute.TierbsHsotBoobs said:This is really good but I had to flag it.
1. No Ossai or Center.
2. No pics.
3. No 197.034 to 195.017.
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No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes. -
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, craves it, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
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Center did not emerge as a starter until later this season. Coaches finally recognized his attitude and readiness to rumble.89ute said:
Whoever did the Rutgers one needs to DIAFF with me. He left out Center.Baseman said:
No Ossai and no center is a terminable offense, Ute.TierbsHsotBoobs said:This is really good but I had to flag it.
1. No Ossai or Center.
2. No pics.
3. No 197.034 to 195.017. -
still not convinced this guy is not some doog's alt handle,
he has too good of a grasp on our memes in like 2 months -
Ossai disagreesPostGameOrangeSlices said:still not convinced this guy is not some doog's alt handle,
he has too good of a grasp on our memes in like 2 months -
Obviously a lot of meats under their belts. Looks like curtains for the Gymdawgs in this one.PurpleThrobber said:
No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes. -
I feel that way about every opposing team fan besides Bearswiin that posts here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:still not convinced this guy is not some doog's alt handle,
he has too good of a grasp on our memes in like 2 months -
"Maddy, Mykayla, Macey, Missy, Makenna, etc."
I laffed.
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Still have not cracked the code on LIPO ... can't figure out what that is.PostGameOrangeSlices said:still not convinced this guy is not some doog's alt handle,
he has too good of a grasp on our memes in like 2 months
and the racist crap thing, something like IFRANRC ??? something
and Janet Reno reference? is it because of the Janet Reno song at the end of the pod?
Here's a pic as an offering -
That is a nice ass. Offerring accepted.89ute said:
Still have not cracked the code on LIPO ... can't figure out what that is.PostGameOrangeSlices said:still not convinced this guy is not some doog's alt handle,
he has too good of a grasp on our memes in like 2 months
and the racist crap thing, something like IFRANRC ??? something
and Janet Reno reference? is it because of the Janet Reno song at the end of the pod?
Here's a pic as an offering
Thanks DNC -
That shit was actually legit funny.
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@89ute some these ignorant monkeys think theres no action in Salt Lake....PurpleThrobber said:
No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes.
Ted Bundy knew there was gold in them thar' hills -
I specifically asked for no racist crapBaseman said:
@89ute some these ignorant monkeys think theres no action in Salt Lake....PurpleThrobber said:
No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes.
Ted Bundy knew there was gold in them thar' hills -
Thank you. Now LIPO?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I specifically asked for no racist crapBaseman said:
@89ute some these ignorant monkeys think theres no action in Salt Lake....PurpleThrobber said:
No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes.
Ted Bundy knew there was gold in them thar' hills -
You'll find out eventually.89ute said:
Thank you. Now LIPO?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I specifically asked for no racist crapBaseman said:
@89ute some these ignorant monkeys think theres no action in Salt Lake....PurpleThrobber said:
No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes.
Ted Bundy knew there was gold in them thar' hills -
FREE PUB!PostGameOrangeSlices said:
That is a nice ass. Offerring accepted.89ute said:
Still have not cracked the code on LIPO ... can't figure out what that is.PostGameOrangeSlices said:still not convinced this guy is not some doog's alt handle,
he has too good of a grasp on our memes in like 2 months
and the racist crap thing, something like IFRANRC ??? something
and Janet Reno reference? is it because of the Janet Reno song at the end of the pod?
Here's a pic as an offering
Thanks DNC -
And @creepycoug. That dude's legit.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about every opposing team fan besides Bearswiin that posts here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:still not convinced this guy is not some doog's alt handle,
he has too good of a grasp on our memes in like 2 months -
One might say....LIFPOTierbsHsotBoobs said:
You'll find out eventually.89ute said:
Thank you. Now LIPO?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I specifically asked for no racist crapBaseman said:
@89ute some these ignorant monkeys think theres no action in Salt Lake....PurpleThrobber said:
No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes.
Ted Bundy knew there was gold in them thar' hills -
Lick in poo orifice.
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edit, nevermind, now there's an F, wtf?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
One might say....LIFPOTierbsHsotBoobs said:
You'll find out eventually.89ute said:
Thank you. Now LIPO?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I specifically asked for no racist crapBaseman said:
@89ute some these ignorant monkeys think theres no action in Salt Lake....PurpleThrobber said:
No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes.
Ted Bundy knew there was gold in them thar' hills -
Give it some time.89ute said:
edit, nevermind, now there's an F, wtf?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
One might say....LIFPOTierbsHsotBoobs said:
You'll find out eventually.89ute said:
Thank you. Now LIPO?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I specifically asked for no racist crapBaseman said:
@89ute some these ignorant monkeys think theres no action in Salt Lake....PurpleThrobber said:
No, yes, craves it, yes, yes, only does armpits, yes, craves it, no, no, yes, yes with a strap on, no, yes.
Ted Bundy knew there was gold in them thar' hills
Or, give it some fucking time.