Mathis...

I heard Joe Mathis had to leave the team to run an underground cocaine ring that operates out of the Denny's off the 128th exit in Everett. Apparently the Russians held his pregnant fiancé hostage and forced him to leave the team, so don't buy the whole injury thing.

Again, just what I'm hearing.

First off, welcome to our message boards. The first thing you'll notice is that you're not in Kansas anymore. We've created a place where people can relax and say what's on their mind without being banned and deleted.

The thing is, we've become a magnet for reprobates, rascals, scoundrels, and the dispossessed. Our best posters are clever and eccentric. Many of them have been banned from every other football message board on the west coast. One military member (AZDuck) calls this place his "Internet Romper Room". But he's a moron Duck fan so don't listen to him.

My best advice to you is to lurk awhile and get acclimated before posting. Now, why would I say that? Good question.

If I had a nickel for every naïve soul that wandered onto our boards looking for Pollyanna discussions about the Dawgs, or wanting to find the coldest beer near Husky Stadium, I wouldn't have to solicit donations to keep this shithole afloat. (You can help out by donating here)

Yes indeedy, the scene for a newcomer can get ugly quick. Akin to a jolly tourist going for a quick swim in a South American river, only to be devoured by piranhas. As our elder statesman Race Bannon says, "Hardcore Husky is a combination of Lord of the Flies and Full Metal Jacket. If you don't get shanked or kill yourself, you're in!"

Or let's look at a post made by the irreverent poster AllPurpleAllGold.

"The thing is we don't need new posters. We make better posters. One poster here is worth a hundred on Dawgman.com.

"That's because Dawgman.com is a place for random people to hang out and talk Husky football. This is a place to hang out with your friends. And new friends are always welcome. But the sucky ones will get weeded out."

That's why if you have some game and can endure the initial hazing, you'll have a blast here.

We're seeing a bunch of Alabama fans wander over lately and the interaction has been good. Welcome to our Southern fucktard brethren...

Now then, here are the Hardcore Husky Rules. We don't have many of them, but even Hardcore Husky has some standards.

1. No calls for genocide, etc.
2. No posting of pornographic images or implied sex acts
3. No posting of people's personal Facebook photos and private information. That's flat-out creepy.
4. No posting of premium content from other sites
5. No pretending to be someone you're not (the head coach accounts I've let slide because everyone knows Sonny Dykes isn't really posting here while Cal is playing its games.)


We also produce original content for you to enjoy. I write a weekly article that comes out most Sunday nights. A handful of other dedicated posters like the legendary Race Bannon write articles during the football season as well.

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