Doogman minions lamenting this year's class. Not as "flashy" as a Sarkisian class

DugtheDoog · January 2017

Haha some people are just mouth breathers. Up in arms that in 3 years Pete hasn't signed a 5star and we're never going to compete with 'Bama the way Pete recruits. And these were the same fucks who wanted Sark's baby after his supposed 'amazing' recruiting.

Failing to mention that so far, in Pete's 3.9 recruiting classes, there has been 1 in-state 5star. And he committed elsewhere (there are a plethora of theories as to why but I tend to believe Eason wanted his ego massaged and Pete wasn't going for it. But either way, he went to play between the hedges in @PurpleJ's #SEC#SEC#SEC. Yet in Sark's 5 classes, there were 6 in-state 5stars. 2 went to UW, 2 went to SC, 1 to Stanford and 1 to BYU.

In '09, Sark signed 13 scrubs/zero (0) 4stars
In '10, Sark signed 31 dude brahs/10 4stars (1 of which chose ucla and transferred during the summer and 1 never took his SATs. LMFAO)
In '11, Sark signed 22 guys/ 2 5stars and 3 4stars. ASJ and Kasen (who were going here if Ty was the coach) really saved his ass here.
In '12, Sark signed 23 guys/ 1 5star (who committed to a mercenary assistant with a knack for Starbucks) and 3 4stars (2 shitty QBs and loser WR)
In '13, Sark signed 23 guys/ 8 4stars.

So, in 5 years, Sark signed 112 players...27 of which were 4stars or better (24%)

In '14, Pete signed 23 guys/ 4 4stars
In '15, Pete signed 23 guys/ 8 4stars
In '16, Pete signed 17 guys/ 8 4stars
In '17, Pete has 14 players committed/ 10 4stars (will likely be 11...if Jones isn't one, fuck those fags)

So, in 3.9 years, Pete has signed/will sign 77 players...30 of which were/are 4stars or better (~39%). So he has more than Sark ever signed, despite taking 35 fewer players in 1.1 fewer classes.

But...but...johnbFS and AAaaaaaaAAAaaandy and Huskylawyer and KirkJonesDoogFS and krisvashon need to see more *sizzle*............

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...and also want to keep Romar

Shoot me.