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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Sedici said:

    jecornel said:

    Sedici said:

    jecornel said:

    Sedici said:

    jecornel said:

    19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

    Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!
    So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

    Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.
    jecornel said:

    Sedici said:

    jecornel said:

    19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

    Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!
    So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

    Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.
    Fuck no! If you are averaging 9 yards per carry give it to him 25-30 times! Nothing demoralizes a defense like running the damn ball down their throats and not being able to do shit about it!

    Hell we are used to inferior play calling, we just usually only need adequate with our defense. You think any other team could win 5 national championships and only have 1 fucking qb on an NFL roster? It's ridiculous!
    Okay, what would six more carries have done in the game?

    Must be hard being a bama fan and critiquing a coaching staff that has won 26 games in a row.

    Jesus fucking Christ.
    We are like our coach. Never fucking happy! Bo runs for 6, bo runs for 9, pass 3 straight plays then punt. Did you know we averaged 3rd and 10.5 on our 3rd downs! That's worse than on 1st down. More early down runs and we are 3rd and manageable.
    HAHA, OK coach. Maybe it's time for you to take a walk with the wife on the beach for some perspective. Right Damone?

    News flash! you and bama fans are nothing like Saban. HTH.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Maybe he means Bama fans are like Saban in that they are midgets with frumpy short haired wives
  • Sedici
    Sedici Member Posts: 51
    tenndawg said:

    Maybe he means Bama fans are like Saban in that they are midgets with frumpy short haired wives

    Yeah man alabama definitely known for short people and ugly women.....just fucking dumb
  • Sedici
    Sedici Member Posts: 51
    jecornel said:

    Sedici said:

    jecornel said:

    Sedici said:

    jecornel said:

    Sedici said:

    jecornel said:

    19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

    Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!
    So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

    Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.
    jecornel said:

    Sedici said:

    jecornel said:

    19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

    Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!
    So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

    Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.
    Fuck no! If you are averaging 9 yards per carry give it to him 25-30 times! Nothing demoralizes a defense like running the damn ball down their throats and not being able to do shit about it!

    Hell we are used to inferior play calling, we just usually only need adequate with our defense. You think any other team could win 5 national championships and only have 1 fucking qb on an NFL roster? It's ridiculous!
    Okay, what would six more carries have done in the game?

    Must be hard being a bama fan and critiquing a coaching staff that has won 26 games in a row.

    Jesus fucking Christ.
    We are like our coach. Never fucking happy! Bo runs for 6, bo runs for 9, pass 3 straight plays then punt. Did you know we averaged 3rd and 10.5 on our 3rd downs! That's worse than on 1st down. More early down runs and we are 3rd and manageable.
    HAHA, OK coach. Maybe it's time for you to take a walk with the wife on the beach for some perspective. Right Damone?

    News flash! you and bama fans are nothing like Saban. HTH.</blockquote

    Except that as a Bama fan, I'm definitely used to winning like Saban is, way more than not only a Husky fan, but any fan. Also, as Butch Jones would say I'm also winning at life!
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    One of the many problems with Bama fans is they think the football team winning makes them better personally...

    Any individual Bama fan could move to Alaska and fuck walruses (walrusi ?) and the team would be just as successful while they got some tusk

    So Bama fans, you have not personally had anything to do with the team's success, so when you act high and mighty you cum off as a delusional dipshit

    And Butch Jones is a fucking crewcut moron, why anyone would quote him...

    And don't even get me started on all the Bama "fans" who never went there and don't live there....
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,142
    I read the Kiffin article. It was a good read. He's going to FIU or whatever to chill the fuck out in a nice mansion on the water. Banging chicks at a place with little expectations.

    Little Art Briles will get him an explosive offense. Kiffin is almost smart in a fucked up way.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161


    Kiffin is almost smart in a fucked up way.

    He's living the dream - financially set for life, steady supply of women, little to no expectations from his job...

    He should do seminars
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    FIU is a new program desperate for a reputation.

    Well bend over and grab your Ass cheeks FIU fans, you're about to get one!
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,142
    doogie said:

    FIU is a new program desperate for a reputation.

    Well bend over and grab your Ass cheeks FIU fans, you're about to get one!

    They don't have fans.
  • Sedici
    Sedici Member Posts: 51
    tenndawg said:

    One of the many problems with Bama fans is they think the football team winning makes them better personally...

    Any individual Bama fan could move to Alaska and fuck walruses (walrusi ?) and the team would be just as successful while they got some tusk

    So Bama fans, you have not personally had anything to do with the team's success, so when you act high and mighty you cum off as a delusional dipshit

    And Butch Jones is a fucking crewcut moron, why anyone would quote him...

    And don't even get me started on all the Bama "fans" who never went there and don't live there....

    I quoted jones as a joke you dumb fuck, I assume with your name you are a UT shithead. Bama won way before Saban. You act like Bear Bryant didn't win a few games. And actually by giving money to the university, wife and I graduating from UA, daughter currently at UA, go to almost every game home and away, yeah actually fans like me do help the teams success. I think you need to go back to fucking pigs dumbass.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    No no no, your response is all wrong

    You spewed out a predictable hateful diatribe, and even claimed some personal credit for Bama's success...

    And where is the creativity, the evocative imagery ?

    Do you think your response will make people think "Wow, Bama fans are cool ?"

    I fear you have cast Alabama in an even more negative light...that's truly unfortunate

    And if I was going to fuck an animal, it would be a Koala Bear...
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,093

    I read the Kiffin article. It was a good read. He's going to FIU or whatever to chill the fuck out in a nice mansion on the water. Banging chicks at a place with little expectations.

    Little Art Briles will get him an explosive offense. Kiffin is almost smart in a fucked up way.

    I'm calling Kiffin banging Christina El Moussa by year end.
  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732
    I'm enjoying the outsiders arguing about outsider things.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    phineas said:

    I'm enjoying the outsiders arguing about outsider things.

    "Are You Not Entertained ?"
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    tenndawg said:

    No no no, your response is all wrong

    You spewed out a predictable hateful diatribe, and even claimed some personal credit for Bama's success...

    And where is the creativity, the evocative imagery ?

    Do you think your response will make people think "Wow, Bama fans are cool ?"

    I fear you have cast Alabama in an even more negative light...that's truly unfortunate

    And if I was going to fuck an animal, it would be a Koala Bear...

    I liked it.
  • Sedici
    Sedici Member Posts: 51
    tenndawg said:

    No no no, your response is all wrong

    You spewed out a predictable hateful diatribe, and even claimed some personal credit for Bama's success...

    And where is the creativity, the evocative imagery ?

    Do you think your response will make people think "Wow, Bama fans are cool ?"

    I fear you have cast Alabama in an even more negative light...that's truly unfortunate

    And if I was going to fuck an animal, it would be a Koala Bear...

    tenndawg said:

    No no no, your response is all wrong

    You spewed out a predictable hateful diatribe, and even claimed some personal credit for Bama's success...

    And where is the creativity, the evocative imagery ?

    Do you think your response will make people think "Wow, Bama fans are cool ?"

    I fear you have cast Alabama in an even more negative light...that's truly unfortunate

    And if I was going to fuck an animal, it would be a Koala Bear...

    Well, fortunately I don't give a fuck what other people think of Alabama. But be honest, you had to look up the word evocative right?...of course you did. Seriously, the evocative imagery of a Tennessee hillbilly fucking a koala bear is pretty fucking vivid though.
  • tvoie
    tvoie Member Posts: 996
    tenndawg said:

    No no no, your response is all wrong

    You spewed out a predictable hateful diatribe, and even claimed some personal credit for Bama's success...

    And where is the creativity, the evocative imagery ?

    Do you think your response will make people think "Wow, Bama fans are cool ?"

    I fear you have cast Alabama in an even more negative light...that's truly unfortunate

    And if I was going to fuck an animal, it would be a Koala Bear...

    That's just racist.
  • Sedici
    Sedici Member Posts: 51
    tvoie said:

    tenndawg said:

    No no no, your response is all wrong

    You spewed out a predictable hateful diatribe, and even claimed some personal credit for Bama's success...

    And where is the creativity, the evocative imagery ?

    Do you think your response will make people think "Wow, Bama fans are cool ?"

    I fear you have cast Alabama in an even more negative light...that's truly unfortunate

    And if I was going to fuck an animal, it would be a Koala Bear...

    That's just racist.
    It would be worse if it was a Tennessee black bear.
  • digits
    digits Member Posts: 1,753
    Who fucking cares about Kitten? Take it to the correct bored, asshole e o.
  • halfbrainmanmolder
    halfbrainmanmolder Member Posts: 215

    Sedici said:

    It’s our personal speculation that a few other things contributed to the decision.

    One, Kiffin’s playcalling in the playoff game against Washington on Saturday was questionable. It was clear to nearly everyone watching that running back Bo Scarbrough, who finished with 180 yards and two touchdowns, was unstoppable. Yet Kiffin only gave him 19 carries.

    On top of his questionable playcalling in the semifinal game, Kiffin finally had a chance to really have his voice heard in a featured story published by Sports Illustrated last week. Rather than strictly focus on how grateful he was for his chance at Alabama and his next opportunity at Florida Atlantic, Kiffin trashed Alabama a few times.

    larrybrownsports.com/college-football/why-lane-kiffin-exit-fired-alabama/342020

    All of this is part of it for sure. Kiffin was gone regardless of FAU job. That's why he took such a shitty job he was not welcome back at Bama. He was coming out of too many bars with coeds on his arm for Saban. Saban wants a coach in his 40s that is married that wants to spend 70 hours a week on football.
    Everyone is talking about the difference between Kiffin and Sark
    If you can't see that Sark is heavier (i.e. eats more including his own booger) and drinks more, then I can't help you ...
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Sedici said:

    Tennessee hillbilly

    ===÷÷====
    Actually:

    I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama

    And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama

    Neither one is near Tennessee

    So the hillbilly thing is way off...

    ==÷÷===

    And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos

    I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist
  • Sedici
    Sedici Member Posts: 51
    tenndawg said:

    Sedici said:

    Tennessee hillbilly
    ===÷÷====
    Actually:

    I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama

    And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama

    Neither one is near Tennessee

    So the hillbilly thing is way off...

    ==÷÷===

    And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos

    I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist

    Congrat-u-fucking-lations! I don't give a shit how big your damn city is or how big (or small) your dick is. If I wanted to live in a big shitty city I would, no fucking thanks! Oh, and I'm quite aware what a koala is, I just don't give a shit Steve Irwin!
  • Sedici
    Sedici Member Posts: 51
    tenndawg said:

    Sedici said:

    Tennessee hillbilly
    ===÷÷====
    Actually:

    I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama

    And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama

    Neither one is near Tennessee

    So the hillbilly thing is way off...

    ==÷÷===

    And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos

    I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist

    Also, "the hillbilly thing is way off". Weren't you the one that mentioned "evocative imagery"? See, with a name like tenn dawg it "evokes" an image to me of a Tennessee hillbilly fucking his dog. It doesn't matter the factuality of it only the evoking of the imagery.
  • Gridiron
    Gridiron Member Posts: 508
    tenndawg said:

    One of the many problems with Bama fans is they think the football team winning makes them better personally...

    Any individual Bama fan could move to Alaska and fuck walruses (walrusi ?) and the team would be just as successful while they got some tusk

    So Bama fans, you have not personally had anything to do with the team's success, so when you act high and mighty you cum off as a delusional dipshit

    And Butch Jones is a fucking crewcut moron, why anyone would quote him...

    And don't even get me started on all the Bama "fans" who never went there and don't live there....

    THIS in bold

  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    tenndawg said:

    phineas said:

    I'm enjoying the outsiders arguing about outsider things.

    "Are You Not Entertained ?"
    Actually no. Not at all. Bored, to be honest.

    Regional Confederate dick-measuring contests between cousins just aren't my thing.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Sedici said:

    tenndawg said:

    One of the many problems with Bama fans is they think the football team winning makes them better personally...

    Any individual Bama fan could move to Alaska and fuck walruses (walrusi ?) and the team would be just as successful while they got some tusk

    So Bama fans, you have not personally had anything to do with the team's success, so when you act high and mighty you cum off as a delusional dipshit

    And Butch Jones is a fucking crewcut moron, why anyone would quote him...

    And don't even get me started on all the Bama "fans" who never went there and don't live there....

    I quoted jones as a joke you dumb fuck, I assume with your name you are a UT shithead. Bama won way before Saban. You act like Bear Bryant didn't win a few games. And actually by giving money to the university, wife and I graduating from UA, daughter currently at UA, go to almost every game home and away, yeah actually fans like me do help the teams success. I think you need to go back to fucking pigs dumbass.
    If we are bashing pig fucking I am out!!!!!
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Sedici said:

    tenndawg said:

    Sedici said:

    Tennessee hillbilly
    ===÷÷====
    Actually:

    I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama

    And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama

    Neither one is near Tennessee

    So the hillbilly thing is way off...

    ==÷÷===

    And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos

    I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist
    Also, "the hillbilly thing is way off". Weren't you the one that mentioned "evocative imagery"? See, with a name like tenn dawg it "evokes" an image to me of a Tennessee hillbilly fucking his dog. It doesn't matter the factuality of it only the evoking of the imagery.

    Sounds like you take the interwebs too serious.