Confessions of a doog
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thanks for reading
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UWhuskytskeet said:
I drunkenly stumbled out of Martin Stadium after losing the 2008 Apple Cup and ran into Mark Emmert on the street. I sarcastically thanked him for the shit season then started yelling "Hire More, hire Mora, hire Mora" etc. He legitimately looked scared, but to be fair, looking back with a sober mind I'm not 100% positive it was him.
Disagree.backthepack said:
Oh and i also skipped recess in 5th to listen to the dawgman radio show on NSD #LITTLEDOOG then i grew up and realized how much of weirdo Kim isbackthepack said:My sin #1: I thought we won the natty in the offseason from 2008-2013 circa SARK ERA
sin #2: My nanny in 4th grade worked at Joey's during the sark regime fun times
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I was there to cheer "one more year" when Locker destroyed Cal. I gave Sark a chance....never liked Ty. There was a small window that I thought Oregon might actually receive the death penalty, and was happy about it.
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I took over the Groz's show in South Bend before the 2004 game with a Go Huskies chant ...
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It was Sark crap ... you were in Boise most likely at the timeMrsPetersen said: -
I would try to forget that too.Dennis_DeYoung said:I forgot that I went to almost every last dawgman event ever. I even flew in for some.
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I once called Allen Wallace, at home, to argue with him about an offer that they listed some Idaho kid had.
For those who aren't familiar, Allen Wallace was the editor of the original TBS magazine SuperPrep.
He rightfully tore meva new asshole
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Well not sure there is a better way to introduce myself to the message board than to confess my sins. I have a lot of them so I hope you will be Nebraska classy with me (only inside joke I get).
1) I was at the UW NC State basketball game when Willingham was announced and when he started barking I almost jizzed myself.
2) I went to college on the east coast and told all my friends who though UW was trash after Locker beat Syracuse that we were back
3) I thought Nick Montana would be good and I believed Sark when he said James Atoe was a future first round draft pick.
4) I have been to a UW Dawgman signing day event at that shitty bar in Kirkland. Watching Grinolds tbs so hard live was weird as fuck.
5) My Dawgman account has not been banned
6) Called my dad the other day when Gonzaga was boat racing us and said do you think Romar should be fired now? His response was hang up so I can watch us come back and how can we fire him with such a good class coming in. I know, doog blood runs through my veins.
I don't know how to change my avatar picture.
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I believed all the bullshit Dawgman insiders fed me. I wasn't upset Ty got year 5. I went to the Dub Pub just to catch a glimpse of Jen's tits. She wasn't there but there was another waitress there with big sloppy tits. Hence, sloppy tits came to life. I watched the fax machine multiple years. I was bummed Pete didn't have one. I thought we were back before Jake ever started a game. I might be down to fuck his mom. Looks like a good kisser. I haven't been banned from dawgman. I'm white but also black or Native American. But I'm so white that I have no fucking idea if I'm black or Native American. Hoping for abundance. I thought aemery posts were a special treat. I thought that sometimes it is ok to be second in recruiting. The publicity mattered. Turns out I was right but not in a good way. If you come in second place to often then the are a loser. Fuck! I used to post on coogfan as a friendly dawg. Ha! I became sort of friends with Jim Moore. I believed Kim was a good guy. Thanks Derek. I bought a beat Oregon nothing else matters shirt from the Duchess. This is exhausting. I thought Exklund actually knew something. Fuck I'm done.
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I'm old.
I'm Race fucking Bannon old.
I really began to think I'd never see this.
I was there when James won the first RB and even made $100 on it (big money back then).
I was OK with Notbright (hell it was his defense, right?) until he on side kicked vs NB at home after scoring 14 straight and getting within 7. "He thought we needed to change momentum???" Really????
Still remember where I was when they announced he was gone. Wasn't a big Neu fan because I thought he was soft but warmed up after we beat Miami in Seattle and won the RB.
As feared, we got softer and softer.
Hated Gilby from day 1. Saw too much at Cal.
Hated Ty from day 1 and gave up season tickets when TODD mocked dissent. Thought it was a PC hire.
Almost got back on with Stanback as QB before he got hurt but not quite.
Was kind of excited about Sark and Holt.
LSU was promising.
Actually was on the field after USC upset.
But after three years it was obvious we were treading water at best.
Was optimistic about Petersen but not sold. Two Boise coach flame outs.
Mixed through two but thought year three told.
I'm back to full Doog.
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I thought after the 2014 season Mark Helfrich was a good coach.
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IMO this thread is a blackeye for this bored AND classics material.
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I thought WSU reject Carl Bonnell would make a difference
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I thought Petersen could put the fence back up.
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@Dennis_DeYoung warned everybody about this a LONG time agoGladstone said:I thought Petersen could put the fence back up.
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So is your wife UWKatie or not?CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
This was the exact scenario for me as well. Standing outside to get in I realized the mistake I made and just made fun of people with @Tequilla, and another friend. Luckily my girlfriend at the time didn't leave me, that was the biggest mistake, we are now married (Although I believe it was her idea to go). So I got that going for me.EsophagealFeces said:
In my defense, my buddy and I just kept to ourselves and made fun of everyone else. I realized about 10 seconds in that I'd made a poor life choice. It was a lot of fun making fun of all the basement dwelling loosers there tho. It was a veritable gaggle of faggots, if you will. There was this one queer in a TCU hat. The guy just wouldn't, or couldn't, shut the fuck up. All the guys at his table were rolling their eyes and trying to dig their eardrums out with steak knives. It was really strange.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
This is the worst confession of all. Even as someone who lived out of state and out of country from 91-07, I was never so desperate for anything UW football to go to a Dawgman event.EsophagealFeces said:
Guilty. DDY was there. So was Tequilla. Fuck my life.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Thread over. @Dennis_DeYoung is truly the King of the Doogs.Dennis_DeYoung said:I forgot that I went to almost every last dawgman event ever. I even flew in for some.
I'm happy to see that no one has admitted to going to a Dawgman signing day TBS breakfast at that crappy sports bar in Kirkland.
But my god, the fact I felt uncomfortable at a TBS event tells you all you need to know about how awkward that shit was. I should live for shit like that and I wanted to die once I got there. -
@UWKatie would piss all over her life to be @MrsPetersenDeepSeaZ said:
So is your wife UWKatie or not?CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
This was the exact scenario for me as well. Standing outside to get in I realized the mistake I made and just made fun of people with @Tequilla, and another friend. Luckily my girlfriend at the time didn't leave me, that was the biggest mistake, we are now married (Although I believe it was her idea to go). So I got that going for me.EsophagealFeces said:
In my defense, my buddy and I just kept to ourselves and made fun of everyone else. I realized about 10 seconds in that I'd made a poor life choice. It was a lot of fun making fun of all the basement dwelling loosers there tho. It was a veritable gaggle of faggots, if you will. There was this one queer in a TCU hat. The guy just wouldn't, or couldn't, shut the fuck up. All the guys at his table were rolling their eyes and trying to dig their eardrums out with steak knives. It was really strange.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
This is the worst confession of all. Even as someone who lived out of state and out of country from 91-07, I was never so desperate for anything UW football to go to a Dawgman event.EsophagealFeces said:
Guilty. DDY was there. So was Tequilla. Fuck my life.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Thread over. @Dennis_DeYoung is truly the King of the Doogs.Dennis_DeYoung said:I forgot that I went to almost every last dawgman event ever. I even flew in for some.
I'm happy to see that no one has admitted to going to a Dawgman signing day TBS breakfast at that crappy sports bar in Kirkland.
But my god, the fact I felt uncomfortable at a TBS event tells you all you need to know about how awkward that shit was. I should live for shit like that and I wanted to die once I got there. -
On Doogman circa 2011 I made a poast which included the opinion that Court Dennison was the worst LB in Husky historty.
The next morning I woke up and on My facebook had a nasty, threatening message from...court dennison.
He somehow used my DM handle (Penace) and found me on facebook. He called me a piece of shit and that he wanted to fight me. I told him if he did make sure to bring Chris Izbicki as I could certainly beat him up.
Long story short we ended up speaking on the phone for about an hour with him sniveling and whining that he wasnt a bad kid and did I really think he sucked? I didnt have the heart to tell the fragile boi that he infact did suck, terribly so.
I mollycoddled the lad and assured him that he was "OK" -
pics?Penace said:On Doogman circa 2011 I made a poast which included the opinion that Court Dennison was the worst LB in Husky historty.
The next morning I woke up and on My facebook had a nasty, threatening message from...court dennison.
He somehow used my DM handle (Penace) and found me on facebook. He called me a piece of shit and that he wanted to fight me. I told him if he did make sure to bring Chris Izbicki as I could certainly beat him up.
Long story short we ended up speaking on the phone for about an hour with him sniveling and whining that he wasnt a bad kid and did I really think he sucked? I didnt have the heart to tell the fragile boi that he infact did suck, terribly so.
I mollycoddled the lad and assured him that he was "OK" -
2 games since '96. Once I was in a wedding (they got divorced like 4 years later) and the other was Dad's weekend at WSU and I had missed the previous year and made my daughter cry.TTJ said:
I actually haven't missed a home game since the start of the '93 season. So I may be more to blame than you.Dugdawg said:I started buying season tickets in 1992. This whole thing is my fault.
And although I hated the Sark hire, I got completely got swept up in the "moral victory" talk after that opening loss to LSU. And the USC win. And the St. Tosh Day Massacre.
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#RIPCheersWestDawg said:
One of the original members of the original Roommate Radio.dnc said:
Did you get crazy in chat?CheersWestDawg said:Back in my early-Doog days I once thought Fleenor and AANDY were insiders who had all the super-secret info.
Then I realized they were full of shit.
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section_332 said:
I once thought
Cameron van WinkleRandy Jones was going to be a good kicker. -
XTerraCoug?PatHadenFS said:I have a cuog handle on the cuog boards that I occasionally use to post sad-but-true statements to make them all sad.
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You know why you got the downvote.TommySQC said:
2 games since '96. Once I was in a wedding (they got divorced like 4 years later) and the other was Dad's weekend at WSU and I had missed the previous year and made my daughter cry.TTJ said:
I actually haven't missed a home game since the start of the '93 season. So I may be more to blame than you.Dugdawg said:I started buying season tickets in 1992. This whole thing is my fault.
And although I hated the Sark hire, I got completely got swept up in the "moral victory" talk after that opening loss to LSU. And the USC win. And the St. Tosh Day Massacre.
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I thought Keauntea Bankhead would be the next great husky safety
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I've been on Doogman for over seven yearw Pumpy and I share my account with another guy.
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NominatedAlCzervik said:I've been on Doogman for over seven yearw Pumpy and I share my account with another guy.
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This thread is pretty fun. It's so long now I can't remember if I already posted my confession. Here are a few things I haven't selectively forgotten:
I stayed quiet but was cautiously optimistic about Gilby and Ty when first hired.
I kinda bought in to the Gilby undefeated hype stirred up by Samek.
I thought president Emmert was going to be good for the program.
I did speak up in defense of Ty in years 1-2 when his louder critics hammered on things that didn't seem justified. One example would be his shit canning Hemphill and Braunstein, both of whom sucked so I was right. Still doogish.
I thought UW might hire Herm Edwards.
I liked Locker and made excuses for him, same as I did for Stanback.
I got excited about what I saw in Sark's first game against LSU...classic moral victory.
I thought keeping Wilcox and the rest of the staff might be a good idea when Sark left.
I thought we might have a chance against Oregon EVERY year during the streak.
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IT's sad when fake news infiltrates a site as pure and noble as this one.Penace said:On Doogman circa 2011 I made a poast which included the opinion that Court Dennison was the worst LB in Husky historty.
The next morning I woke up and on My facebook had a nasty, threatening message from...court dennison.
He somehow used my DM handle (Penace) and found me on facebook. He called me a piece of shit and that he wanted to fight me. I told him if he did make sure to bring Chris Izbicki as I could certainly beat him up.
Long story short we ended up speaking on the phone for about an hour with him sniveling and whining that he wasnt a bad kid and did I really think he sucked? I didnt have the heart to tell the fragile boi that he infact did suck, terribly so.
I mollycoddled the lad and assured him that he was "OK"
