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BearsWiin
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http://katu.com/news/local/police-seek-man-accused-of-taking-photos-of-woman-in-bathroom-stall

He's a relative. He's been on facebook today complaining about how the whole thing was an honest misunderstanding. As if taking a mirror selfie in a fucking Walmart bathroom is ever OK.
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    The vehicle didn’t have a truck bed – police say it could be a “flatbed in-the-making.”

    Can't make this shit up.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,987 Founders Club
    Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man


    Hunter chic
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.
    In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.

    This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle.
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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,292
    This sounds like a total setup. Who among us hasn't been in a women's bathroom while taking selfies? What an arrogant bitch to think that she's so high and mighty that he wants to take pictures of HER!



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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    BearsWiin said:

    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.
    In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.

    This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle.
    Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    salemcoog said:

    BearsWiin said:

    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.
    In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.

    This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle.
    Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.
    They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    BearsWiin said:

    salemcoog said:

    BearsWiin said:

    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.
    In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.

    This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle.
    Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.
    They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.
    Yaayyy!!! for us.
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    salemcoog said:

    BearsWiin said:

    salemcoog said:

    BearsWiin said:

    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.
    In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.

    This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle.
    Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.
    They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.
    Yaayyy!!! for us.
    fupdate: he's getting raked over the coals in threads started by other people so he can't delete them, and it turns out that in his effort to quickly get away from Walmart yesterday he drove that poor excuse for a truck into a ditch. Yes, the police were on scene for that. No, they didn't realize he was the person they were looking for in connection to the Walmart bathroom incident.
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,093
    BearsWiin said:

    salemcoog said:

    BearsWiin said:

    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.
    In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.

    This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle.
    Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.
    They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.
    Fuuuuuuck. The Apostolics are beyond fucked up. Sucking at the teet of state welfare and pumping out kids like rabbits. Fuck them all.

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited December 2016
    BearsWiin said:

    http://katu.com/news/local/police-seek-man-accused-of-taking-photos-of-woman-in-bathroom-stall

    He's a relative. He's been on facebook today complaining about how the whole thing was an honest misunderstanding. As if taking a mirror selfie in a fucking Walmart bathroom is ever OK.

    Fucking idiot went to Walmart instead of target
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,470 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    BearsWiin said:

    salemcoog said:

    BearsWiin said:

    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.
    In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.

    This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle.
    Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.
    They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.
    Fuuuuuuck. The Apostolics are beyond fucked up. Sucking at the teet of state welfare and pumping out kids like rabbits. Fuck them all.

    From personal experience, I can confirm there are A LOT of blond-hair, blue-eyed Apostolics in Battle Ground.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    BearsWiin said:

    Fenderbender123 said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.
    Without facebook, I'd have no idea just how much young wigger trash there is in the Battle Ground area.
    well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    BearsWiin said:

    Fenderbender123 said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.
    Without facebook, I'd have no idea just how much young wigger trash there is in the Battle Ground area.
    Duck fans.
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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    He get arrested yet?
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    Looks like no charges will be filed. I suspect he was confronted before he could take any pictures, so there's no evidence to break the he-said-she-said deadlock. Other than the fact that he was in the ladies' room at a fucking Walmart, supposedly taking selfies in the mirror.

    Fuckup dad is now posting on fb about how proud he is of his son for doing the right thing, saying some shit about it's not the fuckup that counts but what you do to clean it up. I'd say that not fucking up in the first place is the important thing, but then again I didn't leave my wife and kids for some temporary New Hampshire tail like he did.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,987 Founders Club
    BearsWiin said:

    Looks like no charges will be filed. I suspect he was confronted before he could take any pictures, so there's no evidence to break the he-said-she-said deadlock. Other than the fact that he was in the ladies' room at a fucking Walmart, supposedly taking selfies in the mirror.

    Fuckup dad is now posting on fb about how proud he is of his son for doing the right thing, saying some shit about it's not the fuckup that counts but what you do to clean it up. I'd say that not fucking up in the first place is the important thing, but then again I didn't leave my wife and kids for some temporary New Hampshire tail like he did.

    Chip?
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Send him an invite!
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    fupdate: Charges dropped but almost everybody thinks he's guilty of at least attempting to take pics (parents and a few friends side with him). It's boiling over with his wigger community, such as it is, and he's now at odds with a group of erstwhile friends. Last night he was supposedly jumped* by four of them after he tore his shit truck past their hangout repeatedly in a desperate plea for attention. Well, he got it. Today's 300-post thread on facebook starts with him complaining about people who gang up on him and jump him, and it quickly devolves into some group poor-grammar white trash fecesflinging. My favorite subthread is when his 40-year-old mother writes some punctuationless diatribe about how people just dont know and u all should just stfo already, and somebody takes her to task for sounding stupid because she doesn't understand basic punctuation, and it quickly turns into wigger women threatening each other, then their respective boyfriends threatening each other.


    *And when I say "jumped" I mean they probably all just hopped around and screeched at each other like the one-step-removed-from-the-jungle hairless chimps that they are, with a few open-hand bitchslaps that came nowhere near to connecting with anything
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    Trump voter.

    Gay ran teed.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    BearsWiin said:

    Fenderbender123 said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.
    Without facebook, I'd have no idea just how much young wigger trash there is in the Battle Ground Camas area.
    #Gordo
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,987 Founders Club
    BennyBeaver said:

    BearsWiin said:

    He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah

    Trump voter.

    Gay ran teed.
    You really think he is smart enough to have ID? Or rich enough?
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