Oh fuck me, I can't stop laughing
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Yaayyy!!! for us.BearsWiin said:
They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.salemcoog said:
Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.BearsWiin said:
In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.2001400ex said:
I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah
This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle. -
fupdate: he's getting raked over the coals in threads started by other people so he can't delete them, and it turns out that in his effort to quickly get away from Walmart yesterday he drove that poor excuse for a truck into a ditch. Yes, the police were on scene for that. No, they didn't realize he was the person they were looking for in connection to the Walmart bathroom incident.salemcoog said:
Yaayyy!!! for us.BearsWiin said:
They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.salemcoog said:
Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.BearsWiin said:
In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.2001400ex said:
I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah
This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle. -
People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah
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Without facebook, I'd have no idea just how much young wigger trash there is in the Battle Ground area.Fenderbender123 said:
People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah
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Fuuuuuuck. The Apostolics are beyond fucked up. Sucking at the teet of state welfare and pumping out kids like rabbits. Fuck them all.BearsWiin said:
They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.salemcoog said:
Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.BearsWiin said:
In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.2001400ex said:
I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah
This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle.
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Fucking idiot went to Walmart instead of targetBearsWiin said:http://katu.com/news/local/police-seek-man-accused-of-taking-photos-of-woman-in-bathroom-stall
He's a relative. He's been on facebook today complaining about how the whole thing was an honest misunderstanding. As if taking a mirror selfie in a fucking Walmart bathroom is ever OK. -
From personal experience, I can confirm there are A LOT of blond-hair, blue-eyed Apostolics in Battle Ground.PurpleThrobber said:
Fuuuuuuck. The Apostolics are beyond fucked up. Sucking at the teet of state welfare and pumping out kids like rabbits. Fuck them all.BearsWiin said:
They're Apostolic Lutherans. The Lord said be fruitful and multiply, so they multiply like fruit flies.salemcoog said:
Sounds like your family or in-laws, or whichever it may be, shouldn't be procreating so much.BearsWiin said:
In his defense (NT) he's got two of the most selfish and immature parents out there, so he hasn't had the best role models growing up. His dad is the same way, complaining that bad stuff always happens to him, he's trying to be a good person yada yada, but he walked out on his wife and four kids because he found some tail he liked better, and over the last several years he's been off running around with several floozies du jour, always proclaiming on facebook that whatever chick he's been fucking for two weeks is the best thing that's ever happened to him. No wonder his kids are fucked up.2001400ex said:
I'm a big proponent of the theory that bad shit happens to you when you do stupid shit.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah
This is actually the fourth generation of fucked-up men in that lineage. Not a one of them has been bright enough to break the cycle. -
well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnantBearsWiin said:
Without facebook, I'd have no idea just how much young wigger trash there is in the Battle Ground area.Fenderbender123 said:
People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah
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Duck fans.BearsWiin said:
Without facebook, I'd have no idea just how much young wigger trash there is in the Battle Ground area.Fenderbender123 said:
People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah
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dflea said:
Duck fans.BearsWiin said:
Without facebook, I'd have no idea just how much young wigger trash there is in the Battle Ground area.Fenderbender123 said:
People like this are why I still enjoy scrolling through Facebook every now and then. Great entertainment.BearsWiin said:He's deleted the thread as of this morning, but before I went to bed last night it had blown up to nearly a hundred posts where his guy friends were defending him and several girls were raking him over the coals for it. At one point he responded to one of the girls with "well if u hate me so much then why did u have sex with me two weeks ago, while ur pregnant" which caused his own pregnant GF to querey why he's fucking somebody else. So this kid is stupid enough to talk about an embarrassing and potentially criminal act on facebook, then gets so riled up at the responses that he outs himself for cheating. Thread ended with him threatening suicide. Again. Kid regularly complains on FB that he's constantly getting fucked over, why does all this bad stuff keep happening to him, waah waah






