Serious question for Bama fans
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Denver is a step up, having lived in both. Can't stand Boulder for more than a day now.CcTider said:
Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.ExtraChrisB said:Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.
STAY!!!
Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature.
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I'm not sure if it's a good out bad thing, but they've ended the Running of the Gumps.Jseakin said:Perhaps soon the university will require that Alabama fans participating in the annual running of the gumps at A-day must disclose all of their online names. Cross check that list and block those fuckers. If you participate in camping out in front of a stadium so you can sprint 100+ yards to spew your dribble to a man who literally couldn't give a fat baby's dick if you lived or died and get his autograph you deserve to be blocked from all human interactions.
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You're a fucking embarrassment.2001400ex said:
crashlandingplane.gifCcTider said:I would get her here, but it would turn out very badly. I'm well known on that site from a prank I pulled in Knoxville a few years ago. It would probably bring over the wrong kinda Bama fan.
The ones from the rant are used to LSU fans trolling non-stop, so we're a thick skinned, sarcastic bunch.
We? welcome everyone. Tell her to PM @IrishDawg22 as he has this place dialed in. -
Well, I guess I'm not a normal Bama fan then, cause I don't fuck my sister, daughter or mother. But my cousin, niece or your sister in definitely in the cards.
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Boulder is a better place to live while in college. Denver is a better place as a proper adult with a job. Although, Denver is a substantially better place to live than it was a decade ago when I was in college so maybe it's closer now for college-aged living.MisterEm said:
Denver is a step up, having lived in both. Can't stand Boulder for more than a day now.CcTider said:
Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.ExtraChrisB said:Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.
STAY!!!
Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature.
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Did you guys get RutgersAl?PineapplePirate said:It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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You live in your mother's basement too?CcTider said:
Good luck in the Peach, and thanks for letting us on here. Though I'll probably have to delete my web history. With a name like Hardcore Huskies, I don't want my ol lady thinking I've developed a new fetish. -
CcTider said:
I would get her here, but it would turn out very badly. I'm well known on that site from a prank I pulled in Knoxville a few years ago. It would probably bring over the wrong kinda Bama fan.
The ones from the rant are used to LSU fans trolling non-stop, so we're a thick skinned, sarcastic bunch.
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Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.BuffBuffPass said:
Did you guys get RutgersAl?PineapplePirate said:It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?Crimsonite1 said:
Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.BuffBuffPass said:
Did you guys get RutgersAl?PineapplePirate said:It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Nah. Coney Island is in Nyark, Nyark. Snicker.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?Crimsonite1 said:
Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.BuffBuffPass said:
Did you guys get RutgersAl?PineapplePirate said:It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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disagreeCrimsonite1 said:
Nah. Coney Island is in Nyark, Nyark. Snicker.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?Crimsonite1 said:
Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.BuffBuffPass said:
Did you guys get RutgersAl?PineapplePirate said:It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Obviously you've never been there then.Gladstone said:
disagreeCrimsonite1 said:
Nah. Coney Island is in Nyark, Nyark. Snicker.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?Crimsonite1 said:
Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.BuffBuffPass said:
Did you guys get RutgersAl?PineapplePirate said:It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
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Then your in the right place. Nuttin' but respect around heremontyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
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You'll get lots of friendly advice here.montyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
I'll start.
Get a fucking avatar.
You're welcome.
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I spent a night in Redman once. He was gone by morning though.montyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years.
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Lol, I totally botched the spelling. RedmondPatHadenFS said:
I spent a night in Redman once. He was gone by morning though.montyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years.
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I saw Redman and Method Man in college. One of the best shows I have been to.
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@Swaye true?PatHadenFS said:
I spent a night in Redman once. He was gone by morning though.montyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years.
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It's funny because it was me.PatHadenFS said:
I spent a night in Redman once. He was gone by morning though.montyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years.
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Fuck you AND your 5.3 minutesUWhuskytskeet said:
@Swaye true?PatHadenFS said:
I spent a night in Redman once. He was gone by morning though.montyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years.
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A night to remember.
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It was about a month after the Tennessee Buttchugging incident. alabama.247sports.com/Board/116/Contents/-people-are-digging-my-stickers-14262948pawz said:CcTider said:I would get her here, but it would turn out very badly. I'm well known on that site from a prank I pulled in Knoxville a few years ago. It would probably bring over the wrong kinda Bama fan.
The ones from the rant are used to LSU fans trolling non-stop, so we're a thick skinned, sarcastic bunch.
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Chin'd for Redman lmfaooo i laffedmontyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
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Pretty pissed all you fuckers beat me to my Redman joke
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Welcome, you will find this is a community of football buffs...or at least nerds poasting in the buff from their dads' basement while watching Seinfeld re-runs.montyfranklyn said:Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
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Stop plagiarism my shit, fuckoCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?Crimsonite1 said:
Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.BuffBuffPass said:
Did you guys get RutgersAl?PineapplePirate said:It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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