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Serious question for Bama fans
RaceBannon
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Normally that heading leads to some sort of serious question like - hey do you guys still fuck your sisters down there? But not this time.
What is the buzz about our old Coach Sark at Bama? Does he ever speak or does Nick have a shock collar on him? If Lane leaves before the play offs are you comfortable with Seven Win Sark calling the plays?
What is the buzz about our old Coach Sark at Bama? Does he ever speak or does Nick have a shock collar on him? If Lane leaves before the play offs are you comfortable with Seven Win Sark calling the plays?
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Don't forget Tosh.0 LupoiRaceBannon said:Normally that heading leads to some sort of serious question like - hey do you guys still fuck your sisters down there? But not this time.
What is the buzz about our old Coach Sark at Bama? Does he ever speak or does Nick have a shock collar on him? If Lane leaves before the play offs are you comfortable with Seven Win Sark calling the plays? -
I think Sark is there as the OC in waiting pretty much. Saban is becoming a rehab facility for coaches and honestly I can't blame the coaches who come. You work under potentially the best coach in college football history who is known for running a very well oiled machine and see how he does things first hand. In the end if you are able to gain his approval he will vouch for you (see Kiffin recently) and I'm sure that carries a lot of weight with other programs.
Assistant coaches, which Sark is not, are only allowed to speak to the media a couple of times per year (SEC media days and after the conference championship off the top of my head). With Sark not even on that level I would assume his leash is even shorter and he knows it is best to stay out of the limelight anyway. With the amount of time he has been there as a consultant and his familiarity with Lane's offense I think most would be comfortable if he slid in and called the plays because ultimately Saban will have to approve it anyway. -
No but really, do you still fuck your sisters?
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How dank is Alabama Kush?
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Axe @Joey_Freshwaterdongman said:How dank is Alabama Kush?
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And if you do, post pics.Alexis said:No but really, do you still fuck your sisters?
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Of course we still fk our sisters silly! How else do you think these creatures, I mean fans are created?PurpleThrobber said: -
I'll try to answer these as best as possible...
Sark is expected to be our next OC. Assistant coaches only speak when required in the contract, like the SECCG and bowl games. That's why Kiffin hasn't said anything stupid since being hired.
I don't fuck my sister. Not being she isn't hot, but I'm in Colorado and she's in Florida. But family reunions are an easy way to get some no strings attached lovin'.
I can't speak for all of Alabama. But Mobile gets great weed. It's may not be a kush variety, but it's pretty heady. When I lived in New Orleans, I'd often grab an ounce while visiting family. Even once I got good Nola connections, I'd still but an O when in town. It's not as good as being in a legal state. But it's better than most places with a prohibition.
Mobile, Al was were Mardi Gras began in the Americas, so it's not all bum fuck cracker buckshot. There's a few surprisingly nice areas. Though we get a shit load more rain than your continuous drizzle. It just comes all at once.
Good luck in the Peach, and thanks for letting us on here. Though I'll probably have to delete my web history. With a name like Hardcore Huskies, I don't want my ol lady thinking I've developed a new fetish. -
It's probably better if she thinks you're looking at naked fat chicks rather than finding out what really goes on here.CcTider said:With a name like Hardcore Huskies, I don't want my ol lady thinking I've developed a new fetish.
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Cctider "gets it".
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No but really, do you still fuck your sisters?/blockquote>
Well the saying goes "the closer the kin, the deeper in." -
STAY!RocketCityTider said:
No but really, do you still fuck your sisters?/blockquote>
Well the saying goes "the closer the kin, the deeper in." -
Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.
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It'll all depend on which board the bammers came from. If it's tidefans or rolltidefans, watch out. They've eaten nothing but paint chips and Vienna sausages for several years.
Bama Online is hit and miss. A lot of good posters, but some of the worst. If Abrel tries to sign up, and her crazy old ass probably will, reject her. Though you could give her access if you need some good laughs.
I post on the SECrant Bama board. It's a refuge for people fed up with censored, homerific team boards. Plus. Any football board that lets you tell a good dick joke is okay on my book. -
Wood hitJseakin said:
Of course we still fk our sisters silly! How else do you think these creatures, I mean fans are created?PurpleThrobber said: -
Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.ExtraChrisB said:Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.
STAY!!!
Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature. -
I think we need to open the gates for Abrel, sounds like the Bride of Pumpy.CcTider said:It'll all depend on which board the bammers came from. If it's tidefans or rolltidefans, watch out. They've eaten nothing but paint chips and Vienna sausages for several years.
Bama Online is hit and miss. A lot of good posters, but some of the worst. If Abrel tries to sign up, and her crazy old ass probably will, reject her. Though you could give her access if you need some good laughs.
I post on the SECrant Bama board. It's a refuge for people fed up with censored, homerific team boards. Plus. Any football board that lets you tell a good dick joke is okay on my book. -
I would get her here, but it would turn out very badly. I'm well known on that site from a prank I pulled in Knoxville a few years ago. It would probably bring over the wrong kinda Bama fan.
The ones from the rant are used to LSU fans trolling non-stop, so we're a thick skinned, sarcastic bunch. -
Maybe you grow shitty weed.CcTider said:
Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.ExtraChrisB said:Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.
STAY!!!
Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature. -
This thread and the arrival of new Bama fans delivers.
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Winners win.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:This thread and the arrival of new Bama fans delivers.
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I agree with CCTider. You have to be careful when dealing with Bama posters who are active on the Scout Bama board. A select few are "ok" and some are just nut jobs. (Or too full of Bama, if you prefer.)
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crashlandingplane.gifCcTider said:I would get her here, but it would turn out very badly. I'm well known on that site from a prank I pulled in Knoxville a few years ago. It would probably bring over the wrong kinda Bama fan.
The ones from the rant are used to LSU fans trolling non-stop, so we're a thick skinned, sarcastic bunch.
We? welcome everyone. Tell her to PM @IrishDawg22 as he has this place dialed in. -
This is probably true across fanbases, it's definitely true with the UW Scout board. Scout is usually the mouthbreathers.RocketCityTider said:I agree with CCTider. You have to be careful when dealing with Bama posters who are active on the Scout Bama board. A select few are "ok" and some are just nut jobs. (Or too full of Bama, if you prefer.)
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It looks like someone wants to get cut.mobey said:
Maybe you grow shitty weed.CcTider said:
Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.ExtraChrisB said:Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.
STAY!!!
Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature.
But nah, my weed is pretty damn good for being outdoor. I'm still a novice. But I was able to get very good genetics. I have them a lot of love and expensive nutrients. I even busted out the molasses. But I'm not skilled enough to bust out 25% stuff yet. In due time. I'm finally in a place where growing isn't a mandatory minimum for 2-5 years. -
It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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You know, since you live in a state where it's legal, but goddamnit it's nice to walk into a store and buy some top shelf weed for at most $15/g. Can get ~30% for $10/g at some stores too. Compared to waiting around half an hour for some POS dealer that's gonna want to match on bowls after he sells you his shitty weed? heaven. I'll pay the little bit more for the convienance.CcTider said:
It looks like someone wants to get cut.mobey said:
Maybe you grow shitty weed.CcTider said:
Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.ExtraChrisB said:Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.
STAY!!!
Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature.
But nah, my weed is pretty damn good for being outdoor. I'm still a novice. But I was able to get very good genetics. I have them a lot of love and expensive nutrients. I even busted out the molasses. But I'm not skilled enough to bust out 25% stuff yet. In due time. I'm finally in a place where growing isn't a mandatory minimum for 2-5 years.
Is growing much of a money saver or just a hobby? -
Perhaps soon the university will require that Alabama fans participating in the annual running of the gumps at A-day must disclose all of their online names. Cross check that list and block those fuckers. If you participate in camping out in front of a stadium so you can sprint 100+ yards to spew your dribble to a man who literally couldn't give a fat baby's dick if you lived or died and get his autograph you deserve to be blocked from all human interactions.
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Lots of pics or GTFO.Fenderbender123 said:
It's probably better if she thinks you're looking at naked fat chicks rather than finding out what really goes on here.CcTider said:With a name like Hardcore Huskies, I don't want my ol lady thinking I've developed a new fetish.
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Hobby for me. Even with it legal, I went medical. I've bought top shelf 25%+ for under $80 an ounce after taxes. I almost never paid more than $110 for an ounce. I get pissed when they charge more than $20 for concentrates. It was something I've always wanted to do, but was afraid of guaranteed prison time. I'm at the point I want to start indoors, mainly for the experience and knowledge. If I moved back south, it won't be legal there for years. And a man can't go back to mediocre herb after living in Mecca.ExtraChrisB said:
You know, since you live in a state where it's legal, but goddamnit it's nice to walk into a store and buy some top shelf weed for at most $15/g. Can get ~30% for $10/g at some stores too. Compared to waiting around half an hour for some POS dealer that's gonna want to match on bowls after he sells you his shitty weed? heaven. I'll pay the little bit more for the convienance.CcTider said:
It looks like someone wants to get cut.mobey said:
Maybe you grow shitty weed.CcTider said:
Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.ExtraChrisB said:Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.
STAY!!!
Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature.
But nah, my weed is pretty damn good for being outdoor. I'm still a novice. But I was able to get very good genetics. I have them a lot of love and expensive nutrients. I even busted out the molasses. But I'm not skilled enough to bust out 25% stuff yet. In due time. I'm finally in a place where growing isn't a mandatory minimum for 2-5 years.
Is growing much of a money saver or just a hobby?
