Drug Tests

You:
1) You know you get tested, you don't do drugs.
2) You smoke weed, but you beat the test. This is the most common scenario. If you don't know about synthetic piss then you don't know how the world works
3) You smoke weed and hope for the best. Meet Gardinhire.
Come on. Everyone on the team smokes weed and they beat the test every time. Get your shit together.
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It's legal. No tests
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I'm sure he blazes like crazy, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was fucking rolling at frat parties every weekend.SilkyJohnston said:You piss in a cup but everyone knows this, let's talk about our scenarios:
You:
1) You know you get tested, you don't do drugs.
2) You smoke weed, but you beat the test. This is the most common scenario. If you don't know about synthetic piss then you don't know how the world works
3) You smoke weed and hope for the best. Meet Gardinhire.
Come on. Everyone on the team smokes weed and they beat the test every time. Get your shit together. -
He knew a month in advance he was going to be tested. They couldn't have made it any easier for him.
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4) You use meth or coke and it stays in your system for 48 hours. After Helfrich finds out, he makes you wait a couple of days and you pass the test.
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Well
If he is only doing Molly than thats a smart guy. That will only be in yourDennis_DeYoung said:
I'm sure he blazes like crazy, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was fucking rolling at frat parties every weekend.SilkyJohnston said:You piss in a cup but everyone knows this, let's talk about our scenarios:
You:
1) You know you get tested, you don't do drugs.
2) You smoke weed, but you beat the test. This is the most common scenario. If you don't know about synthetic piss then you don't know how the world works
3) You smoke weed and hope for the best. Meet Gardinhire.
Come on. Everyone on the team smokes weed and they beat the test every time. Get your shit together.Dennis_DeYoung said:
I'm sure he blazes like crazy, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was fucking rolling at frat parties every weekend.SilkyJohnston said:You piss in a cup but everyone knows this, let's talk about our scenarios:
You:
1) You know you get tested, you don't do drugs.
2) You smoke weed, but you beat the test. This is the most common scenario. If you don't know about synthetic piss then you don't know how the world works
3) You smoke weed and hope for the best. Meet Gardinhire.
Come on. Everyone on the team smokes weed and they beat the test every time. Get your shit together.
Molly is out of your system in 3 days. If he tested positive for that than hes ultra stupidDennis_DeYoung said:
I'm sure he blazes like crazy, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was fucking rolling at frat parties every weekend.SilkyJohnston said:You piss in a cup but everyone knows this, let's talk about our scenarios:
You:
1) You know you get tested, you don't do drugs.
2) You smoke weed, but you beat the test. This is the most common scenario. If you don't know about synthetic piss then you don't know how the world works
3) You smoke weed and hope for the best. Meet Gardinhire.
Come on. Everyone on the team smokes weed and they beat the test every time. Get your shit together. -
I am in favor of testing drugs.
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I am in favor of drugs.PurpleThrobber said:I am in favor of testing drugs.
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From my limited knowledge, the NCAA only drug tests before the bowl games.
I still love Petersen because he wins, but drug testing these guys on suspicion is some church school bullshit. Unless they just wanted Gardenhire out.
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Chincredibled for the church school reference.RoadDawg55 said:From my limited knowledge, the NCAA only drug tests before the bowl games.
I still love Petersen because he wins, but drug testing these guys on suspicion is some church school bullshit. Unless they just wanted Gardenhire out.
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If you can't pass a drug test then you are lazy and not trying.
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I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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Molly is cut with all sorts of shit too. Just because it's a powder doesn't mean it's pure. Nothing is pure.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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This. I swear one time it was just Meth and LSD. When you dip the Molly or the Sas, you can self-medicate.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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If you know you're going to fail, shit in the cup.
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There is no way he quit school for pot.
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Molly is just mdma. If youre a retard and buy from some sketchy dude at a club yeah youre probably gonna get sketchy shit.RoadDawg55 said:
Molly is cut with all sorts of shit too. Just because it's a powder doesn't mean it's pure. Nothing is pure.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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Anyone with that power shit calls it Molly. It's not pure "MDMA" though. You can think it is if it makes you feel better.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Molly is just mdma. If youre a retard and buy from some sketchy dude at a club yeah youre probably gonna get sketchy shit.RoadDawg55 said:
Molly is cut with all sorts of shit too. Just because it's a powder doesn't mean it's pure. Nothing is pure.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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You can buy test kits to see exactly how pure stuff is. HthRoadDawg55 said:
Anyone with that power shit calls it Molly. It's not pure "MDMA" though. You can think it is if it makes you feel better.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Molly is just mdma. If youre a retard and buy from some sketchy dude at a club yeah youre probably gonna get sketchy shit.RoadDawg55 said:
Molly is cut with all sorts of shit too. Just because it's a powder doesn't mean it's pure. Nothing is pure.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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Nothing like the feeling of extreme dehydration and neck pain.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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I just wanna get high man.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You can buy test kits to see exactly how pure stuff is. HthRoadDawg55 said:
Anyone with that power shit calls it Molly. It's not pure "MDMA" though. You can think it is if it makes you feel better.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Molly is just mdma. If youre a retard and buy from some sketchy dude at a club yeah youre probably gonna get sketchy shit.RoadDawg55 said:
Molly is cut with all sorts of shit too. Just because it's a powder doesn't mean it's pure. Nothing is pure.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
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I failed a drug test at Orkin a few months back. Got put on probation. This thread makes me feel stupid.
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Making room for Fozzy.RoadDawg55 said:From my limited knowledge, the NCAA only drug tests before the bowl games.
I still love Petersen because he wins, but drug testing these guys on suspicion is some church school bullshit. Unless they just wanted Gardenhire out.
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RoadDawg55 said:
I just wanna get high man.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You can buy test kits to see exactly how pure stuff is. HthRoadDawg55 said:
Anyone with that power shit calls it Molly. It's not pure "MDMA" though. You can think it is if it makes you feel better.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Molly is just mdma. If youre a retard and buy from some sketchy dude at a club yeah youre probably gonna get sketchy shit.RoadDawg55 said:
Molly is cut with all sorts of shit too. Just because it's a powder doesn't mean it's pure. Nothing is pure.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe people got tired of doing shitty stuff laced with meth? Just a hunchFenderbender123 said:I'm tired of this molly fad. Whatever happened to just regular ol' ecstasy?
https://youtu.be/hsojt7iEcTQ
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If you work at Orkin and aren't on probation, you're a fucking nerd.Swaye said:I failed a drug test at Orkin a few months back. Got put on probation. This thread makes me feel stupid.
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Too many pee test superiority guys in this thread.
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After doing some research, it appears that the only consistent difference between molly and ecstasy is that one comes in pill form (ecstasy), and the other comes in powder/crystal form (molly). MDMA is the active ingredient in both, and either can be laced with other drugs.
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Swaye said:
I failed a drug test at Orkin a few months back. Got put on probation. This thread makes me feel stupid.
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Hurtful.Fenderbender123 said:Swaye said:I failed a drug test at Orkin a few months back. Got put on probation. This thread makes me feel stupid.
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Dennis_DeYoung said:
Hurtful.Fenderbender123 said:Swaye said:I failed a drug test at Orkin a few months back. Got put on probation. This thread makes me feel stupid.
Although in this case, negative is bad because it means you're a loser who doesn't smoke weed. But, I felt that a Seinfeld meme would be a great way to ease some of the tension and possibly pick up some easy chincredibles.