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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,429 Founders Club

    12-1 gets UW to the playoff.

    A second loss sends UW to San Antonio or some such shit.

    Hope this helps.

    If we go to 12-1 and make the playoffs. I might actually be able to get a boner in my sweatpants again.

  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited November 2016
    For some reason I think this is the year the Pac-12 gets exposed as the bottom-feeding carp.

    Il gruppo settentrionale:

    Wazzu loses to CU, beats UW
    UW beats ASU (if not they should light themselves on fire with @PsalmWooching's fire stick
    Stanford beats Cal and Rice
    Cal loses to Stanford, beats UCLA
    Oregon loses to Utah (badly) and OSU (close)
    OSU loses to Arizona and beats Oregon

    Il gruppo meridionale:

    Colorado beats Wazzu and Utah
    USC beats UCLA and Notre Lame (lol!)
    Utah buttfucks Oregon without any lube and loses close to CU
    ASU loses to UW and beats Arizona
    UCLA loses to USC and Cal
    Arizona beats OSU and loses to ASU

    Classifica finale:

    El Norte:

    Wazzu 8-1 (9-3)
    UW 7-2 (10-2)
    Stanford 6-3 (9-3)
    Cal 3-6 (5-7) - misses bowel due to lousy APR
    OSU 2-7 (3-9)
    whOregon (lol!) 1-8 (2-10) - Helfrich gets his ass fired

    Tha Dirty Souf:

    Colorado 8-1 (10-2)
    USC 7-2 (9-3)
    Utah 6-3 (9-3)
    ASU 3-6 (6-6) BOWEL ELIGIBLE
    UCLAfaggots 2-7 (4-8) Does Mora need moar time?
    Arizona 1-8 (3-9) BEST COACH IN THE LEAGUE, FUCKERS

    Vagina Trophy Gayme:

    Colorado beats Wazzu because of some elementary coaching mistake that Leach commits, twice.

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    Bowels:

    PLAYOFF: 404 not found
    Rose: Colorado (hardy har har Arizona still hasn't ever been and never will)
    Alamo: Wazzu (better conference record and head to head!)
    Holiday: USC (butts in seats and eyes on TVs)
    Foster Farms: Warshington (Stanford would get the invite but they have no fan base)
    Sun: Stanford
    Vegas: Utah (lots of nearby Mormons, plus they get to beat up on their old buddies from MWC)
    Cactus: Arizona State (HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE, bitches)

    At home on the couch crying and eating ice cream straight out of the carton:

    Cal
    Oregon
    Oregon State
    UCLA
    Arizona

    image
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    AZDuck said:

    For some reason I think this is the year the Pac-12 gets exposed as the bottom-feeding carp.

    Il gruppo settentrionale:

    Wazzu loses to CU, beats UW
    UW beats ASU (if not they should light themselves on fire with @PsalmWooching's fire stick
    Stanford beats Cal and Rice
    Cal loses to Stanford, beats UCLA
    Oregon loses to Utah (badly) and OSU (close)
    OSU loses to Arizona and beats Oregon

    Il gruppo meridionale:

    Colorado beats Wazzu and Utah
    USC beats UCLA and Notre Lame (lol!)
    Utah buttfucks Oregon without any lube and loses close to CU
    ASU loses to UW and beats Arizona
    UCLA loses to USC and Cal
    Arizona beats OSU and loses to ASU

    Classifica finale:

    El Norte:

    Wazzu 8-1 (9-3)
    UW 7-2 (10-2)
    Stanford 6-3 (9-3)
    Cal 3-6 (5-7) - misses bowel due to lousy APR
    OSU 2-7 (3-9)
    whOregon (lol!) 1-8 (2-10) - Helfrich gets his ass fired

    Tha Dirty Souf:

    Colorado 8-1 (10-2)
    USC 7-2 (9-3)
    Utah 6-3 (9-3)
    ASU 3-6 (6-6) BOWEL ELIGIBLE
    UCLAfaggots 2-7 (4-8) Does Mora need moar time?
    Arizona 1-8 (3-9) BEST COACH IN THE LEAGUE, FUCKERS

    Vagina Trophy Gayme:

    Colorado beats Wazzu because of some elementary coaching mistake that Leach commits, twice.

    image

    Bowels:

    PLAYOFF: 404 not found
    Rose: Colorado (hardy har har Arizona still hasn't ever been and never will)
    Alamo: Wazzu (better conference record and head to head!)
    Holiday: USC (butts in seats and eyes on TVs)
    Foster Farms: Warshington (Stanford would get the invite but they have no fan base)
    Sun: Stanford
    Vegas: Utah (lots of nearby Mormons, plus they get to beat up on their old buddies from MWC)
    Cactus: Arizona State (HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE, bitches)

    At home on the couch crying and eating ice cream straight out of the carton:

    Cal
    Oregon
    Oregon State
    UCLA
    Arizona

    image

    TL, DGAF
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    AZDuck said:

    For some reason I think this is the year the Pac-12 gets exposed as the bottom-feeding carp.

    Il gruppo settentrionale:

    Wazzu loses to CU, beats UW
    UW beats ASU (if not they should light themselves on fire with @PsalmWooching's fire stick
    Stanford beats Cal and Rice
    Cal loses to Stanford, beats UCLA
    Oregon loses to Utah (badly) and OSU (close)
    OSU loses to Arizona and beats Oregon

    Il gruppo meridionale:

    Colorado beats Wazzu and Utah
    USC beats UCLA and Notre Lame (lol!)
    Utah buttfucks Oregon without any lube and loses close to CU
    ASU loses to UW and beats Arizona
    UCLA loses to USC and Cal
    Arizona beats OSU and loses to ASU

    Classifica finale:

    El Norte:

    Wazzu 8-1 (9-3)
    UW 7-2 (10-2)
    Stanford 6-3 (9-3)
    Cal 3-6 (5-7) - misses bowel due to lousy APR
    OSU 2-7 (3-9)
    whOregon (lol!) 1-8 (2-10) - Helfrich gets his ass fired

    Tha Dirty Souf:

    Colorado 8-1 (10-2)
    USC 7-2 (9-3)
    Utah 6-3 (9-3)
    ASU 3-6 (6-6) BOWEL ELIGIBLE
    UCLAfaggots 2-7 (4-8) Does Mora need moar time?
    Arizona 1-8 (3-9) BEST COACH IN THE LEAGUE, FUCKERS

    Vagina Trophy Gayme:

    Colorado beats Wazzu because of some elementary coaching mistake that Leach commits, twice.

    image

    Bowels:

    PLAYOFF: 404 not found
    Rose: Colorado (hardy har har Arizona still hasn't ever been and never will)
    Alamo: Wazzu (better conference record and head to head!)
    Holiday: USC (butts in seats and eyes on TVs)
    Foster Farms: Warshington (Stanford would get the invite but they have no fan base)
    Sun: Stanford
    Vegas: Utah (lots of nearby Mormons, plus they get to beat up on their old buddies from MWC)
    Cactus: Arizona State (HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE, bitches)

    At home on the couch crying and eating ice cream straight out of the carton:

    Cal
    Oregon
    Oregon State
    UCLA
    Arizona

    image

    This seems probable. Fuck everything.