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Slingblade Gets Fired, Right?

Like, he has to. Lambo, Coker, Doba, Solich, etc. were all fired once the great coach's players were gone.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Should have been fired at the end of the pregame Senior Day festivities.
  • DongJames
    DongJames Member Posts: 69
    At first I thought he'd get another year so they could give Scott Frost another year of experience at UCF.

    But they're really fucking bad. He might have to go. They're on their way to being as inept as Oregon State was in the 80s, or WSU in the Doba/Wulff years. They're bowl ineligible after this and that gets you into the same death spiral we were in.

    I do think he's gone. This could be a 3-9 year with the only wins over Virginia, UC Davis, and ASU. If they fire him, who do they bring in? They will want a link to the Kelly years, but too soon for Frost to take over a rebuild.


  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    DongJames said:

    At first I thought he'd get another year so they could give Scott Frost another year of experience at UCF.

    But they're really fucking bad. He might have to go. They're on their way to being as inept as Oregon State was in the 80s, or WSU in the Doba/Wulff years. They're bowl ineligible after this and that gets you into the same death spiral we were in.

    I do think he's gone. This could be a 3-9 year with the only wins over Virginia, UC Davis, and ASU. If they fire him, who do they bring in? They will want a link to the Kelly years, but too soon for Frost to take over a rebuild.


    I disagree. Chip was an anomaly out of the Rich Brooks tree. Bellotti, Al, Zoom, Greatwood, Campbell, Pellum, and Neal are old men.

    Chip, Azz, and Frost were outsiders that weren't there very long and don't seem to have any interest in returning.

    They will drain the swamp so to speak.
  • Fenwick
    Fenwick Member Posts: 1,174
    Billy Bob Thornton could do better. Might as well have the real Slingblade. Fucking loser helfrich. Paid millions to destroy a team.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Canzano just Tweeted Pat Kilkenny wants some radio time at noon on Monday. He should be toast.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,687 Standard Supporter
    I sort of wish whOregon was 5-5. That would probably be enough to keep him.

    But this is funny too

    They aren't getting a great coach. Chimp was a diamond in the rough.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,081
    edited November 2016
    Hee gone snowflake. Hee gone.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    The Oregon mega-donor most of you haven't heard from, Pat Kilkenny, is apparently going to be on John Canzano's radio show Monday. Apparently Knight, Kilkenny, Mullens and other Oregon big wigs were seen conferring under the west goal posts during the 4th quarter. They weren't at Helf's post-game "it's on me" presser.

    Either the dreaded vote of confidence or he gets shit-canned between now and Canzano's show on Monday.
  • Fenwick
    Fenwick Member Posts: 1,174
    ^ hell leave a note on the front door of his house. Bye!
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    AZDuck said:

    The Oregon mega-donor most of you haven't heard from, Pat Kilkenny, is apparently going to be on John Canzano's radio show Monday. Apparently Knight, Kilkenny, Mullens and other Oregon big wigs were seen conferring under the west goal posts during the 4th quarter. They weren't at Helf's post-game "it's on me" presser.

    Either the dreaded vote of confidence or he gets shit-canned between now and Canzano's show on Monday.

    Way to plagiarize my shit fuck-o.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,136 Standard Supporter
    DongJames said:

    At first I thought he'd get another year so they could give Scott Frost another year of experience at UCF.

    But they're really fucking bad. He might have to go. They're on their way to being as inept as Oregon State was in the 80s, or WSU in the Doba/Wulff years. They're bowl ineligible after this and that gets you into the same death spiral we were in.

    I do think he's gone. This could be a 3-9 year with the only wins over Virginia, UC Davis, and ASU. If they fire him, who do they bring in? They will want a link to the Kelly years, but too soon for Frost to take over a rebuild.


    People forget, Leech still needs to win his next two games and a bowl to catch up to Doba's winning percentage.



  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840

    DongJames said:

    At first I thought he'd get another year so they could give Scott Frost another year of experience at UCF.

    But they're really fucking bad. He might have to go. They're on their way to being as inept as Oregon State was in the 80s, or WSU in the Doba/Wulff years. They're bowl ineligible after this and that gets you into the same death spiral we were in.

    I do think he's gone. This could be a 3-9 year with the only wins over Virginia, UC Davis, and ASU. If they fire him, who do they bring in? They will want a link to the Kelly years, but too soon for Frost to take over a rebuild.


    People forget, Leech still needs to win his next two games and a bowl to catch up to Doba's winning percentage.



    @DobasD03!!! True???
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Moos is famous for keeping a short list of coaches in his top desk drawer. But, when a guy like Mark Helfrich is suddenly available at the exact moment you find yourself with a vacancy, that list goes right out the window.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    One of Oregon's D-Tackles was just busted for meth last night.

    Pleade can this fucker and hire PJ Fleck.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    edited November 2016
    Gone like a freight-train, gone like yesterday
    Gone like a soldier in the civil war, bang bang
    Gone like a '59 Cadillac
    Like all the good things that ain't never coming back
    Helfrich's gone (gone) gone (gone) gone (gone) gone, Helfrich's gone
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    Dana Holgerson is the next Oregon head coach.
  • AlCzervik
    AlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
    Mosster47 said:

    One of Oregon's D-Tackles was just busted for meth last night.

    Sounds like Helfrich is serious about winning.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,379
    an in depth analist of the show

    "highlights"
    - Phil Knight offering $10 million for a potential next football coach "an out and out fabrication" - no shit, it was darren rovell

    - He also was blunt about the "really tough job" that Mullens has regarding his decision whether to keep Helfrich, who has three years remaining on a $17.5 million contract initially signed in January 2015. He would be owed a buyout of $11.6 million if fired after the season - lmao

    - The Ducks have not won on the road this season - damn, had no idea this was the case

    lipo statements
    - declined "to go down that path" when asked whether embattled coach Mark Helfrich should return next season - fuck, sling could be dead

    - "Next year I'm confident we'll be a lot better. Beyond that someone else will deal with the details." - big, if true

    - 'Part of the reason why coaches get compensated very significantly is they're not given mulligans' - yep, super fuckin dead

    - "... Having said that, it's not just about winning games, it's about making sure your leadership is someone you're proud of. We certainly have that in spades." - or not! we still got a puluse here
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Slingblade is our Gilby. The only thing we've got going for us is that our administration is SERIOUS about football.

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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,148
    Slingblade is a goner. No question about it. Oregon won't stand for any coach going 1-6 in conference.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Mosster47 said:

    Slingblade is a goner. No question about it. Oregon won't stand for any coach going 1-6 in conference.

    I think he gets another year and it will be a terrible decision.

    He hired Pellum and that was a disaster. The schematics of the defense made little sense, but they were disciplined and played hard. The year they made the NC game they lead the nation in takeaways. It was a bend-don't break, but try to get takeaways type of thing. It wasn't a good plan overall and everyone could see it. Sling was correct to stop it early before it became a part of the culture.

    He hires Hoke and this mother fucker can't coach a lick of football. He didn't even wear a head set as a head coach. If that doesn't scream "I'm not involved with how we play" then nothing does. I've been coaching offense for a long time now and every play I can tell you where the two lineman are going to the same gap or which linebacker is going to take on a lineman head up. It's literally like if you let the drunk asshole in the bar next to you that traded in his helmet for a Miller Lite after freshman year run the defense. Stanford called a timeout and the Ducks sent 14, fourteen, FUCKING FOUR-TEEN kids out there to play defense and had to burn a time out of their own.

    This means in real time he was so confused that he talked about three or four different packages and didn't really communicate which one he wanted so they all went out in week fucking 10! Zero and I mean zero coaches worth a shit from Pop Warner to the Patriots wouldn't have a problem with their guys going to their gap in a one gap defense after 10 weeks. Zero. Every other play two duck defenders will shoot the same gap and the backer will get gobbled up by a lineman and we hope that toothpick freshman white kid will tackle the running back with a full head of steam in open space from his safety position.

    Kilkenny mentioned the rest of the staff that has jobs and families.

    Sling gets $11 million, he is fine.
    Campbell has a 30 years PERS pension.
    Greatwood has a 25 year PERS pension.
    Pellum has a 20+year PERS pension.
    Neal has a 10 year PERS and a great resume.
    Hoke is fucking loaded.
    Lubick is a head coach's son. Dad will bail him out.
    Yost has the resume to go anywhere.
    Aiken will go back to the NFL.

    The staff will walk away loaded and retired or into a lateral position at worst.

    If Sling is back next year then Oregon isn't serious about football. HD Television isn't kind to those who aren't serious anymore. Your fan base will be fucking gone almost overnight. Que the empty Husky Stadium pictures.
    Fortunately for Oregon, you're wrong a lot