The official "Sark 's nights on the town" thread
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Not believing this unless he dropped a date rape drug in her beer. Armenians are sneaky that way...CheersWestDawg said:I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.
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I tend to agree it didn't happen with Erin - but if he was successful with that line, more power to our pleasantly plump Armenian
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How does a rumor like that start and spread so fast though? I mean even the casual Doog knows about Erin Andrews jokes.
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Mason Foster told a few players that Sark did fuck Erin Andrews.
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Lily Jang is off the market, or at least that's what she told Derek Johnson prior to the court order barring him from contact.
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Listen, Sark can fuck whoever he wants. NOGAF. (I hesitate to believe that he's picking up tail of the quality being described - nobody has better loser radar than a sexy woman)
Even if possible, I wouldn't want to see them Lewinsky Sark out of town. It would still signal a huge problem with this program and its priorities if violating the family friendly atmosphere was what got him shitcanned, but perpetual mediocrity (even against a watered down non conf schedule) does not.
What's that say about the future? It says confirmed Marinerization. It says the next guy will be held to the same bullshitty standard. It says we're extra special fucked for a really long time.
Joey's waitresses are a red herring. For all I care, he could tag one on the sideline as long as he did it in Pasadena in January.
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"and now all he allegedly does is Mrs. Sark."
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Were you fucking born last night? Women love money. The rest of the post is solid, but guys that make a million plus a year fuck dimes, even if they are chubby Armenians like Sark.DeLarry said:Listen, Sark can fuck whoever he wants. NOGAF. (I hesitate to believe that he's picking up tail of the quality being described - nobody has better loser radar than a sexy woman)
Even if possible, I wouldn't want to see them Lewinsky Sark out of town. It would still signal a huge problem with this program and its priorities if violating the family friendly atmosphere was what got him shitcanned, but perpetual mediocrity (even against a watered down non conf schedule) does not.
What's that say about the future? It says confirmed Marinerization. It says the next guy will be held to the same bullshitty standard. It says we're extra special fucked for a really long time.
Joey's waitresses are a red herring. For all I care, he could tag one on the sideline as long as he did it in Pasadena in January.
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here's the funny part... I've been to Joey's at Lake Union myself... once... and I am ugly... and even I had some chick chat me up at the bar and then ask me to meet her in the bathroom to bang her... I watched her walk into the bathroom and wait for me... she was white so obviously I just sat at the bar with my buddies and let her embarrass herself. If she was Lily Jang, on the other hand, I'd have split her like wet pine at the Butler cabin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLMNRGwAls
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