Crazy theory that may just be true

DugtheDoog said:

doogsinparadise said:

2013: Peterman tells Sark to get himself hired at USC, knowing how much Haden likes him.
UW hires Peterman.

2015: Pete signals to Sark at the pac12 media weekend to put his plan into action, Sark proceeds to throw multiple winnable games and drink himself into rehab. USC is forced to fire Sark.

2016: Knowing that Nick Saban still respects UW as a program because of the DJ connection, Pete convinces Saban to hire Sark as an offensive assistant. Sark is also charged with spying on Lane Kiffin and making sure that Kiffin isn't banging Saban's daughter.

Jan 2017: Washington and Alabama are to meet in the natty. The Tide are favored by -12, but the night before Kiffin is stricken with a bad case of food poisoning. Sark is named temporary play caller in his absence.

During the game Bama inexplicably calls nothing but bubble screens, wr passes, and wildcat runs. Washington wins 28-27 behind an inspired performance from Myles Gaskin.

Later that week Sark is named hc at WSU after Mike Leach leaves for the Baylor job.

Got a few lulz out of this. But I never really thought about replacements for Briles. Despite recent success, Baylor is not going to attract a guy with a lot of options. For Briles, it was a step up from Houston. I would think maybe Herman but I just read H-Town signed him to another extension after his offseason extension. Though the consensus is Herman might just stay there for a bit. But if he does decide to leave, I would assume it would be for a traditional winner. So it's either an up and comer or an older coach in hopes to catch lightning in a bottle. So I could see Leach being in consideration as far as geographical fit and running the air raid...and I think he'd take it. But with all the negative press lately as well as being a Baptist institution I would think the regents likely won't be too fond of the possibility.

doogsinparadise said:

2013: Peterman tells Sark to get himself hired at USC, knowing how much Haden likes him.
UW hires Peterman.

2015: Pete signals to Sark at the pac12 media weekend to put his plan into action, Sark proceeds to throw multiple winnable games and drink himself into rehab. USC is forced to fire Sark.

2016: Knowing that Nick Saban still respects UW as a program because of the DJ connection, Pete convinces Saban to hire Sark as an offensive assistant. Sark is also charged with spying on Lane Kiffin and making sure that Kiffin isn't banging Saban's daughter.

Jan 2017: Washington and Alabama are to meet in the natty. The Tide are favored by -12, but the night before Kiffin is stricken with a bad case of food poisoning. Sark is named temporary play caller in his absence.

During the game Bama inexplicably calls nothing but bubble screens, wr passes, and wildcat runs. Washington wins 28-27 behind an inspired performance from Myles Gaskin.

Later that week Sark is named hc at WSU after Mike Leach leaves for the Baylor job.

DugtheDoog said:

doogsinparadise said:

2013: Peterman tells Sark to get himself hired at USC, knowing how much Haden likes him.
UW hires Peterman.

2015: Pete signals to Sark at the pac12 media weekend to put his plan into action, Sark proceeds to throw multiple winnable games and drink himself into rehab. USC is forced to fire Sark.

2016: Knowing that Nick Saban still respects UW as a program because of the DJ connection, Pete convinces Saban to hire Sark as an offensive assistant. Sark is also charged with spying on Lane Kiffin and making sure that Kiffin isn't banging Saban's daughter.

Jan 2017: Washington and Alabama are to meet in the natty. The Tide are favored by -12, but the night before Kiffin is stricken with a bad case of food poisoning. Sark is named temporary play caller in his absence.

During the game Bama inexplicably calls nothing but bubble screens, wr passes, and wildcat runs. Washington wins 28-27 behind an inspired performance from Myles Gaskin.

Later that week Sark is named hc at WSU after Mike Leach leaves for the Baylor job.

Got a few lulz out of this. But I never really thought about replacements for Briles. Despite recent success, Baylor is not going to attract a guy with a lot of options. For Briles, it was a step up from Houston. I would think maybe Herman but I just read H-Town signed him to another extension after his offseason extension. Though the consensus is Herman might just stay there for a bit. But if he does decide to leave, I would assume it would be for a traditional winner. So it's either an up and comer or an older coach in hopes to catch lightning in a bottle. So I could see Leach being in consideration as far as geographical fit and running the air raid...and I think he'd take it. But with all the negative press lately as well as being a Baptist institution I would think the regents likely won't be too fond of the possibility.