Chris Petersen's the first guy to treat mom good in a real long time

Hardcore_Husky · October 2016

Chris Petersen's the first guy to treat mom good in a real long time

After several Mr. Wrongs, the Washington Huskies seem to have found their
Mr. Right

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79smoothdawg · October 2016

Fucking hilarious "she lost 50#s and her acne was gone". I love mom again

HHBruh · October 2016

Mr Peterman is long dickin' Mom, "the right way"

Alexis · October 2016

Oh wait. I get it. Your mom is Husky football.

Ha!

dongman · October 2016

Shouldn't It be obligatory, Dad.

PostGameOrangeSlices · October 2016

Mods?

WeAreAFatLesboSchool · October 2016

That was weird. NYBE.

Are you ok?

Gladstone · October 2016

lmfao

very weird and very awesome

Dennis_DeYoung · October 2016

I cannot say this enough...

TY DIDN'T DO SHIT.

WE WERE 1-10 WHEN TY TOOK OVER YOU FUCKHEADS. ONLY DOOGS BLAME TY FOR ANYTHING.

Sure Ty was an insufferable asshole who thought he was too good for Washington. But we were 1-10 when he took over. ONE AND TEN. I don't see how that gets overlooked. It's not his fault we? hired him and didn't fire him when we should've (well, immediately, but, you know, after Stanford '06 would've been a good time to give him a pink).

The change from the year before Gilby to his last year was -7 games.
The change from the year before Ty to his last year was -1 game.

I know people want to be nice to Gilby but his fucking petulance, stupidity, manboobs, assholery and incompetence took us from a 30 year .500+ team to one of the worst teams in college football. I don't give a fuck how much support he did or didn't have, going from 30 years of being pretty good to 1-10 is fucking inexcusable.

Ty's seasons were 2 wins (John Ross! double the win total he took over from), 5 wins (improvement! 5x the amount of wins we had prior), 4 wins (deflation, fire him! but still 4x the amount of wins we had when he took the job) and 0 wins.

As I always say, Gilby steered us into the iceberg, Ty just took over as captain and shouted orders while we sank.

BrickSquad · October 2016

I thought I said no racist crap

BrickSquad · October 2016

Why the step son gotta blame and hate on mom's new boyfriend named Tyrone

Dennis_DeYoung · October 2016

BrickSquad said:
Why the step son gotta blame and hate on mom's new boyfriend named Tyrone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2-mrsXgMM

PurpleJ · October 2016

Sark - Got wasted and cheated on mom with JOEY whores.
Ty - Told mom he would treat her the right way and proceeded to go out golfing every chance he got until she attempted suicide.
Gilby - Was a really nice guy but ended up getting cucked by Ty
Rick - Treated mom right and bought her a nice house/car, but gambled away the life savings and left her children divided and bitter
Lambo - Got drunk and beat the shit out of her

Fire_Marshall_Bill · October 2016

The best part was when Sark was boning her in the living room.

dnc · October 2016

Dennis_DeYoung said:
I cannot say this enough...

TY DIDN'T DO SHIT.

WE WERE 1-10 WHEN TY TOOK OVER YOU FUCKHEADS. ONLY DOOGS BLAME TY FOR ANYTHING.

Sure Ty was an insufferable asshole who thought he was too good for Washington. But we were 1-10 when he took over. ONE AND TEN. I don't see how that gets overlooked. It's not his fault we? hired him and didn't fire him when we should've (well, immediately, but, you know, after Stanford '06 would've been a good time to give him a pink).

The change from the year before Gilby to his last year was -7 games.
The change from the year before Ty to his last year was -1 game.

I know people want to be nice to Gilby but his fucking petulance, stupidity, manboobs, assholery and incompetence took us from a 30 year .500+ team to one of the worst teams in college football. I don't give a fuck how much support he did or didn't have, going from 30 years of being pretty good to 1-10 is fucking inexcusable.

Ty's seasons were 2 wins (John Ross! double the win total he took over from), 5 wins (improvement! 5x the amount of wins we had prior), 4 wins (deflation, fire him! but still 4x the amount of wins we had when he took the job) and 0 wins.

As I always say, Gilby steered us into the iceberg, Ty just took over as captain and shouted orders while we sank.

Gilby was worse, no question, but when Ty took over we had had one losing season in the last forever. We? sucked, but we still had cache, recruiting prowess and a generation who were used to us being good if not great.

There was one worthless recruiting class but plenty to keep the program afloat, including a solid QB in Stanback. Like Lockner, he could have been something with some coaching.

Ty sucked the life out of the program, turned us into a school with one outlier dumpster fire season to a perrenial loser.

Sure, Gilby would have done the same thing with the opportunity, but he didn't. Ty did.

4 years of shit did more damage than 2 years did.

And yes, this is the ultimate Sark > Ty argument of all time.

Dennis_DeYoung · October 2016

dnc said:

show previous quotes
Dennis_DeYoung said:
I cannot say this enough...

TY DIDN'T DO SHIT.

WE WERE 1-10 WHEN TY TOOK OVER YOU FUCKHEADS. ONLY DOOGS BLAME TY FOR ANYTHING.

Sure Ty was an insufferable asshole who thought he was too good for Washington. But we were 1-10 when he took over. ONE AND TEN. I don't see how that gets overlooked. It's not his fault we? hired him and didn't fire him when we should've (well, immediately, but, you know, after Stanford '06 would've been a good time to give him a pink).

The change from the year before Gilby to his last year was -7 games.
The change from the year before Ty to his last year was -1 game.

I know people want to be nice to Gilby but his fucking petulance, stupidity, manboobs, assholery and incompetence took us from a 30 year .500+ team to one of the worst teams in college football. I don't give a fuck how much support he did or didn't have, going from 30 years of being pretty good to 1-10 is fucking inexcusable.

Ty's seasons were 2 wins (John Ross! double the win total he took over from), 5 wins (improvement! 5x the amount of wins we had prior), 4 wins (deflation, fire him! but still 4x the amount of wins we had when he took the job) and 0 wins.

As I always say, Gilby steered us into the iceberg, Ty just took over as captain and shouted orders while we sank.
Gilby was worse, no question, but when Ty took over we had had one losing season in the last forever. We? sucked, but we still had cache, recruiting prowess and a generation who were used to us being good if not great.

There was one worthless recruiting class but plenty to keep the program afloat, including a solid QB in Stanback. Like Lockner, he could have been something with some coaching.

Ty sucked the life out of the program, turned us into a school with one outlier dumpster fire season to a perrenial loser.

Sure, Gilby would have done the same thing with the opportunity, but he didn't. Ty did.

4 years of shit did more damage than 2 years did.

And yes, this is the ultimate Sark > Ty argument of all time.

I agree that Ty was here longer, therefore he is more hated. I fucking hated Ty. HATED. Don't worry. Kim hated him too (probably because he's kind of racist). Everyone hated Ty.

But my problem is with things like, in Derek's article, 'things were getting weird, but Ty came along and it went to hell'.

We were burning in the flames before Ty got here. That's my issue.

dnc · October 2016

Dennis_DeYoung said:

show previous quotes
dnc said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:
I cannot say this enough...

TY DIDN'T DO SHIT.

WE WERE 1-10 WHEN TY TOOK OVER YOU FUCKHEADS. ONLY DOOGS BLAME TY FOR ANYTHING.

Sure Ty was an insufferable asshole who thought he was too good for Washington. But we were 1-10 when he took over. ONE AND TEN. I don't see how that gets overlooked. It's not his fault we? hired him and didn't fire him when we should've (well, immediately, but, you know, after Stanford '06 would've been a good time to give him a pink).

The change from the year before Gilby to his last year was -7 games.
The change from the year before Ty to his last year was -1 game.

I know people want to be nice to Gilby but his fucking petulance, stupidity, manboobs, assholery and incompetence took us from a 30 year .500+ team to one of the worst teams in college football. I don't give a fuck how much support he did or didn't have, going from 30 years of being pretty good to 1-10 is fucking inexcusable.

Ty's seasons were 2 wins (John Ross! double the win total he took over from), 5 wins (improvement! 5x the amount of wins we had prior), 4 wins (deflation, fire him! but still 4x the amount of wins we had when he took the job) and 0 wins.

As I always say, Gilby steered us into the iceberg, Ty just took over as captain and shouted orders while we sank.
Gilby was worse, no question, but when Ty took over we had had one losing season in the last forever. We? sucked, but we still had cache, recruiting prowess and a generation who were used to us being good if not great.

There was one worthless recruiting class but plenty to keep the program afloat, including a solid QB in Stanback. Like Lockner, he could have been something with some coaching.

Ty sucked the life out of the program, turned us into a school with one outlier dumpster fire season to a perrenial loser.

Sure, Gilby would have done the same thing with the opportunity, but he didn't. Ty did.

4 years of shit did more damage than 2 years did.

And yes, this is the ultimate Sark > Ty argument of all time.
I agree that Ty was here longer, therefore he is more hated. I fucking hated Ty. HATED. Don't worry. Kim hated him too (probably because he's kind of racist). Everyone hated Ty.

But my problem is with things like, in Derek's article, 'things were getting weird, but Ty came along and it went to hell'.

We were burning in the flames before Ty got here. That's my issue.

Kim might have hated Ty but he sure kept his little mouth shut about that publicly until it was obvious Ty was done. Fuck Kim.

bananasnblondes · October 2016

I've jerked off fantasizing about your mom many over the last couple months

topdawgnc · October 2016

bananasnblondes said:
I've jerked off fantasizing about your mom many over the last couple months

Something tells me you're not talking about football.

Doog_de_Jour · October 2016

Don't be too hard on your Mom @DerekJohnson RE: her wardrobe choices. The only clothing designer in department stores right now is Nike and they don't even know how to properly dress their primarily nouveau riche clientele, much less a former Rose Bowl Queen.

PostGameOrangeSlices · October 2016

Doog_de_Jour said:
Don't be too hard on your Mom @DerekJohnson RE: her wardrobe choices. The only clothing designer in department stores right now is Nike and they don't even know how to properly dress their primarily nouveau riche clientele, much less a former Rose Bowl Queen.

Those uniforms are the best in football and Oregon should wear those every home game.

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