HuskyFanPodcast ready to roll against Race and DJ
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ANSWER THE QUESTION.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Jesus tom that is some embarrassingly lame shit dude. Stick to..uh..well..um...dancing? Reading? Whatever it is you do when not on HH. Which leaves you a few minutes in the day for a quick foxtrotThomasFremont said:
When is Gorst getting their own Dick's???puppylove_sugarsteel said:I thought even you agreed Tommy that comedy isnt in your wheelhouse? Now back to your register at Yazdi, the plus-sized women are getting hungry, wanna pay and get on over to Dicks for lunch.
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Gorst: It's not much different than Auburn.
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ROFLpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Anything about women and sex depresses you 55...reminds yourself of the 55 years youve been rejected, laughed at, ridiculed, left out, unfucked, unsucked, ignored and kicked out of any room with a pretty girl in it. Quick Road, call your PCP, get on 20mg of lexapro, and a steady diet of viagra then try your hand at sex again. Its not too late. Youve still got time for that ever elusive ass poundins, splitter lickins, fuckins and dick suckins.RoadDawg55 said:
Only Puppy would act like there was anything cool about that story. That strip club depressed the shit out of me and I can imagine a decent looking black stripper in there. There were literaly meth head 3's dancing in there when I went.DerekJohnson said:"It was a dirty, rainy night in Gorst..."
Depression is manageable, and you'd be shocked to know how women can work, in conjunction with the lexapro, to cure what ails you, set you on a path to happiness. Even a girl with meth mouth can bring you joy Roady, Dont knock them as they might be all thats leftover in the cosmopolitan clubs of Auburn, after the good lookin guys already took the pretty girls home. Its ok, they prolly feel the same when that penny slides down your rail. And dont knock Gorst, its not much different than Auburn. -
Gorst and Auburn both suck and I hope I never set foot in either place again. I definitely won't be hitting up the Cosmo clubs there. I have no clue where Maltby even is, but I know it sucks there too.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Anything about women and sex depresses you 55...reminds yourself of the 55 years youve been rejected, laughed at, ridiculed, left out, unfucked, unsucked, ignored and kicked out of any room with a pretty girl in it. Quick Road, call your PCP, get on 20mg of lexapro, and a steady diet of viagra then try your hand at sex again. Its not too late. Youve still got time for that ever elusive ass poundins, splitter lickins, fuckins and dick suckins.RoadDawg55 said:
Only Puppy would act like there was anything cool about that story. That strip club depressed the shit out of me and I can imagine a decent looking black stripper in there. There were literaly meth head 3's dancing in there when I went.DerekJohnson said:"It was a dirty, rainy night in Gorst..."
Depression is manageable, and you'd be shocked to know how women can work, in conjunction with the lexapro, to cure what ails you, set you on a path to happiness. Even a girl with meth mouth can bring you joy Roady, Dont knock them as they might be all thats leftover in the cosmopolitan clubs of Auburn, after the good lookin guys already took the pretty girls home. Its ok, they prolly feel the same when that penny slides down your rail. And dont knock Gorst, its not much different than Auburn.
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I had this great aunt who lived in Auburn, then got stuck in a convalescence home about five minutes from Gorst. Cool story huh?
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@puppylove_sugarsteel loves the dick.ThomasFremont said:
When is Gorst getting their own Dick's???puppylove_sugarsteel said:I thought even you agreed Tommy that comedy isnt in your wheelhouse? Now back to your register at Yazdi, the plus-sized women are getting hungry, wanna pay and get on over to Dicks for lunch.
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Lakewood: It's not much different than Tacoma.
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I am aware that you are aware.DerekJohnson said:
Yes, I'm aware.H_D said:
#ThatsTheJokeDerekJohnson said: -
This is a great fucking post. Glad I found this again.TurdBuffer said:Chest needs to focus on his new venture and stop trying to control the behavior of the fanbase. In so doing, he's already playing toady to the AD and her feel-good branding efforts. The AD's repulsion at this site is just as likely to result in 25% growth in the near term as it is to cause it a slow death, because true fans hate sanitized, controlled, media speak and the sycophantic bobble-head transcriptionists masquerading as "news reporters" who air and publish it. Welcome to the Willingham era, again.
Or, Fuck That. These boards are where the "consumers" go to rate UW's "product," versus the cake and ice cream dawgman shit that spit-shines and repackages losing and mediocrity like a Tijuana Rolex. HH is the other side of the coin, filling a niche that will always exist. That's the part the media-access monkeys don't get. -
Fuck. I used to be able to write. Now I just get drunk and hate.Swaye said:
This is a great fucking post. Glad I found this again.TurdBuffer said:Chest needs to focus on his new venture and stop trying to control the behavior of the fanbase. In so doing, he's already playing toady to the AD and her feel-good branding efforts. The AD's repulsion at this site is just as likely to result in 25% growth in the near term as it is to cause it a slow death, because true fans hate sanitized, controlled, media speak and the sycophantic bobble-head transcriptionists masquerading as "news reporters" who air and publish it. Welcome to the Willingham era, again.
Or, Fuck That. These boards are where the "consumers" go to rate UW's "product," versus the cake and ice cream dawgman shit that spit-shines and repackages losing and mediocrity like a Tijuana Rolex. HH is the other side of the coin, filling a niche that will always exist. That's the part the media-access monkeys don't get. -
TurdBuffer said:
Fuck. I used to be able to write. Now I just get drunk and hate.Swaye said:
This is a great fucking post. Glad I found this again.TurdBuffer said:Chest needs to focus on his new venture and stop trying to control the behavior of the fanbase. In so doing, he's already playing toady to the AD and her feel-good branding efforts. The AD's repulsion at this site is just as likely to result in 25% growth in the near term as it is to cause it a slow death, because true fans hate sanitized, controlled, media speak and the sycophantic bobble-head transcriptionists masquerading as "news reporters" who air and publish it. Welcome to the Willingham era, again.
Or, Fuck That. These boards are where the "consumers" go to rate UW's "product," versus the cake and ice cream dawgman shit that spit-shines and repackages losing and mediocrity like a Tijuana Rolex. HH is the other side of the coin, filling a niche that will always exist. That's the part the media-access monkeys don't get. -
I suspect Helfrich already wrote "Phil Knight" on himself.Swaye said:TurdBuffer said:
Fuck. I used to be able to write. Now I just get drunk and hate.Swaye said:
This is a great fucking post. Glad I found this again.TurdBuffer said:Chest needs to focus on his new venture and stop trying to control the behavior of the fanbase. In so doing, he's already playing toady to the AD and her feel-good branding efforts. The AD's repulsion at this site is just as likely to result in 25% growth in the near term as it is to cause it a slow death, because true fans hate sanitized, controlled, media speak and the sycophantic bobble-head transcriptionists masquerading as "news reporters" who air and publish it. Welcome to the Willingham era, again.
Or, Fuck That. These boards are where the "consumers" go to rate UW's "product," versus the cake and ice cream dawgman shit that spit-shines and repackages losing and mediocrity like a Tijuana Rolex. HH is the other side of the coin, filling a niche that will always exist. That's the part the media-access monkeys don't get. -
That might be the most pussy post I've ever read here.
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Had to stop reading like half of the way through it got so painful to read.
He needs to stop taking himself so seriously. No one wants to listen to some random Husky fan douche blabber on over analyzing shit for a hour and a half every week. He's retarded if he thinks his podcast is going to be anything near relevant.
$500 though... damn... that's like a years salary for me. -
Who the fuck are you?TheHB said:That might be the most pussy post I've ever read here.
Fuck. Off. -
Someone who used to give a fuck, then couldn't give two fucks for quite some time.RaceBannon said:
Who the fuck are you?TheHB said:That might be the most pussy post I've ever read here.
Fuck. Off. -
This is some kind of a signTheHB said:
Someone who used to give a fuck, then couldn't give two fucks for quite some time.RaceBannon said:
Who the fuck are you?TheHB said:That might be the most pussy post I've ever read here.
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Why the fuck would he need or give a fuck about Udub's blessings to write a book?
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Look if we're talking about SE King County then Enumclaw is nice, Auburn is the inside of a filthy meth pipe.
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Horses disagree.doogsinparadise said:Look if we're talking about SE King County then Enumclaw is nice, Auburn is the inside of a filthy meth pipe.
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I actually listened to about 10 minutes of the latest podcast. Outside of the clear shot at TSIO calling them dumb for not being high on browning before this year it was mostly boring and just chest and cornel bragging about how right they were.
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I feel like 2/3rds of TSIO always liked Cobra, no?
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Generally yes. I just assumed when they said "another podcast" that's who they were implying I
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so, Hardcore husky started, then grew, then a podcast started by chest was added and it grew, then the podcast player thought he was bigger than the league, left, got cold cocked by reality and is now bitter his podcast fell back into oblivion and it's all Race's fault?
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JHC!!!
Chest reminds me of this fat guy I knew a while back. He outweighed me by at least 100 lbs. One day he used a phrase "guys our size". as he was standing next to me.
F you!
One of us, has a really dilusional self image.
I hope Chest is dead wrong about DJ not getting a chance to write about how
"CP put out the UW dumpster fire"
This @DerekJohnson fan, says "FTG"!
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went looking for a Gorst rant and found this. I mostly had forgotten all about it.
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DJ made me. No one can deny it. Still waiting to be lead into the basement though.
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Sounds like he caresHouhusky said:Derek Johnson’s Contribution to the HuskyFanPodcast and Race Bannon
By HuskyFanPodcast | April 2, 2016
Derek Johnson of HardcoreHusky helped our podcast get off the ground. I am thankful for that. However, its a bit rich to hear that he made the show and now I want to shit on him.
This statement comes from Race Bannon, a cult hero among misfit husky fans, former writer for Dawgman.com and legend in his own mind. I enjoy Race’s DuckFighter Illustrated. His satire is great. However, as senility and dementia, or both creep in, Race’s memory and thoughts are not too lucid.
Initially Derek did not support the podcast. When he did not post a link, others on his website asked why. Derek thought the podcast was juvenile and repetitive. Not that I disagreed then.
As Hardcore Husky grew so did the podcast. However, other sources also fueled the growth of the podcast and the podcast itself helped Hardcore Husky grow.
In fact, the HuskyFanPodcast, the only legitimate podcast focused exclusively on Husky Football spawned or inspired the creation of a handful of other podcasts. Derek himself started his own podcast thanks to my encouragement. Then a few others started their own recruiting focused podcast. A Hardcore Husky Radio Network was spawned.
Oh and I should also mention the one listener we had who hated us started his own podcast, as well as two guys from UWDawgpound (who also mildly objected to our cast) and Dawgman.com started doing regular podcasts.
But Derek made us?
Nevermind the roughly $500 I’ve spent hosting the site plus many hours researching and preparing for shows and generating the insights that 99% of fans can’t generate and asking the questions that most professionals won’t ask.
Derek made us?
Sadly, this isn’t the worst of Race’s thoughts in recent months. There was the one where he tried to compare the UW 2015 football team to the UW 2000 team (in an effort to support his biased, pathetic and incorrect coach hating view). I shit you not.
And the constant bashing of metrics and advanced analytics….which programs use, big business uses, etc…because its predictive! It’s like a leading indicator. When Race and his ilk correctly bashed Sark in 2010-2011 they pointed out the constant blowouts, lack of wins against good teams etc. They were making a metrics based argument but didn’t know it.
Now when the metrics favor UW, it’s meaningless bullshit.
(Race also was down on Pete Carroll early in his 3rd year despite strong metrics in year 2 (2011) when the Seahawks lost 5 games by a total of 18 points. In fact Carroll’s year 2 vs. year 1 with the Hawks is quite similar to Petersen’s year 2 vs. year 1 with UW).
HardcoreHusky and Derek Johnson will have to change with the times or the website and community will die a slow death.
At the end of Steve Sarkisian’s tenure, there was a need for a critical voice. Sark ordered Kim Grinolds of Dawgman.com to get his message boards under control. He allegedly sternly asked Kim if he wanted to be WalMart or Nordstrom (in regards to his clientele). Nevermind that WalMart makes a fuckton more. And remember Molly Yanity speaking to how Sark edited Greg Bell’s stories before he published them?
That is why we started the podcast and supported HardcoreHusky. There was a desperate need for a critical voice because there was none. And there was no need for proper decorum or etiquette.
While Derek and Race predicted Sark would be the coach at UW forever as long as he won 7-8 games, I before the start of the 2013 season predicted Sark would leave within two years. I was right, which is becoming commonplace lately.
(I also wrote that Mark Helfrich sucked before the NC game and would lead Oregon to regress as a program. I was viciously attacked by HardcoreHusky posters, yet I was obviously right).
Anyway, a championship coach fell into UW’s lap and he has his team poised to be very good this season and the years ahead. The problem for HardcoreHusky is it thrives on UW losing and fucking things up. Race and his ilk are stuck in 2005. When Petersen takes the program to a higher level, HardcoreHusky will lose its essence.
Unfortunately for Derek, he will also be at a crossroads soon. Will he continue to shell out hundreds of bucks a month so people can essentially continue to make derogatory comments about specific players, coaches and AD personnel? Note I said derogatory and not critical. It’s fine to say Jen Cohen would be a bad AD. But you can’t make derogatory comments about her.
Or will Derek take the advice I gave him, clean up his site and then be able to get back into writing with UW’s blessing? He needs to do what I told him to do and what I did or his career as a Husky writer will be over. That would be a shame because I like his books and he needs to write a book about how Petersen revitalized the program. This is a guy who was friends with Don James and knows many former players personally. (Sadly it will probably be Fetters from Dawgman.com who writes said book and we won’t get to hear about Sark’s ridiculous relationship with Dawgman.com).
But according to Race I’m shitting on Derek now.
NOTE: I believe it is perfectly ok to post this here give it is not behind a pay wall or anything of the sort. -
Sad to see how far the chesticles have dropped
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Was this a real thing? missed this one. What’s the executive summary?