PM to Chris Peterman
Allow me to introduce you to Gil Fucking Dobie. As legend has it (@RaceBannon, true?!), Coach Dobie was livid with his squires for not for not scoring more against the vaunted Whitman Missionaries. The Midgets from Montlake had given the the Fighting Missionaries the business end of the plunger to the tune of 105-0. It wasn't enough.
Fast forward to Saturday October 8, 2016. As the end of the the worst run in Husky football is nye, be sure to look at the jumbotron as the fucktarded Zero faithful cheer for Kenny Wheaton sprinting down the field.
We? the Husky faithful, former players, and the University have had to take the brunt of everything that is wrong with Nike U - from the toothless fans' spittle, to drunken fist fights, to the gaudy arrogance manifested in 101,928,374 uniform combos.
We know we know you will take a commanding lead and consider letting off the gas because its the Nebraska Classy thing to do.
NOW IS NOT THAT TIM.
It is time for retribution. It is time to take a steaming beer shit on "O" and rub their faces in it. Don't let off the gas. Keep your foot on their throat and make them choke on the feces. There is no more deserving program in America for the humiliation of 86-0 final score. It won't be enough.
Now more than ever, Peterman, Husky Nation needs you to do what is right and just. The ghost of Gil Fucking Dobie commands it.
Faithfully doogish,
@pawz
(apologies to @Swaye)
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Flagged for giving Oregon 2 poontspawz said:Coach Peterman,
Allow me to introduce you to Gil Fucking Dobie. As legend has it (@RaceBannon, true?!), Coach Dobie was livid with his squires for not for not scoring more against the vaunted Whitman Missionaries. The Midgets from Montlake had given the the Fighting Missionaries the business end of the plunger to the tune of 105-0. It wasn't enough.
Fast forward to Saturday October 8, 2016. As the end of the the worst run in Husky football is nye, be sure to look at the jumbotron as the fucktarded Zero faithful cheer for Kenny Wheaton sprinting down the field.
We? the Husky faithful, former players, and the University have had to take the brunt of everything that is wrong with Nike U - from the toothless fans' spittle, to drunken fist fights, to the gaudy arrogance manifested in 101,928,374 uniform combos.
We know we know you will take a commanding lead and consider letting off the gas because its the Nebraska Classy thing to do.
NOW IS NOT THAT TIM.
It is time for retribution. It is time to take a steaming beer shit on "O" and rub their faces in it. Don't let off the gas. Keep your foot on their throat and make them choke on the feces. There is no more deserving program in America for the humiliation of 84-2 final score. It won't be enough.
Now more than ever, Peterman, Husky Nation needs you to do what is right and just. The ghost of Gil Fucking Dobie commands it.
Faithfully doogish,
@pawz
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Flagged for giving Oregon 2 poontspawz said:Coach Peterman,
Allow me to introduce you to Gil Fucking Dobie. As legend has it (@RaceBannon, true?!), Coach Dobie was livid with his squires for not for not scoring more against the vaunted Whitman Missionaries. The Midgets from Montlake had given the the Fighting Missionaries the business end of the plunger to the tune of 105-0. It wasn't enough.
Fast forward to Saturday October 8, 2016. As the end of the the worst run in Husky football is nye, be sure to look at the jumbotron as the fucktarded Zero faithful cheer for Kenny Wheaton sprinting down the field.
We? the Husky faithful, former players, and the University have had to take the brunt of everything that is wrong with Nike U - from the toothless fans' spittle, to drunken fist fights, to the gaudy arrogance manifested in 101,928,374 uniform combos.
We know we know you will take a commanding lead and consider letting off the gas because its the Nebraska Classy thing to do.
NOW IS NOT THAT TIM.
It is time for retribution. It is time to take a steaming beer shit on "O" and rub their faces in it. Don't let off the gas. Keep your foot on their throat and make them choke on the feces. There is no more deserving program in America for the humiliation of 84-2 final score. It won't be enough.
Now more than ever, Peterman, Husky Nation needs you to do what is right and just. The ghost of Gil Fucking Dobie commands it.
Faithfully doogish,
@pawz
(apologies to @Swaye)
Story time: My first trip ever to Autzen Arena ('97?) I was sitting in the fun zone and watched a hole open for the Zero RB. Lester Towns was having none of that shit. Met the RB in the hole and dropped his ass for a safety.
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Best part about this, is on my computer in this thread, this peterman pic takes a glance up and looks right at the ass of the jumping doog girl.GrundleStiltzkin said:
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Dawgs are so fucked it isn't even funny.
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doogsinparadise said:
Dawgs are so doomed it isn't even funny.
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Never apologize for this
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My favorite part is when Kneip casually picks a booger and puts it in his mouth. It gave me a booger boner.Alexis said:
Best part about this, is on my computer in this thread, this peterman pic takes a glance up and looks right at the ass of the jumping doog girl.GrundleStiltzkin said:
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I belive that this is where I lost itpawz said:
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Peterman°.
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Never apologize for linking the tits of Doog.
IRace made it to be used plentifully.
