Duckfighter Illustrated: Hell Freezes Over Special Report



It's the early 1990s all over again. And Race Bannon is calling for a Washington-Bama NC game.
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It's worth noting that Ramblings has already been submitted and I am not a fucko plagiarizing Race's shit anymore than we are all merely regurgitating thoughts Race has long since espoused upon us.
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Race invented thoughts.Mad_Son said:It's worth noting that Ramblings has already been submitted and I am not a fucko plagiarizing Race's shit anymore than we are all merely regurgitating thoughts Race has long since espoused upon us.
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One of your better efforts.*
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Not your best effort.
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First!
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I have a semi.
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Instant classic.
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Voted up for the Cleveland mention.
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W, JW
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#RaceWasntThere
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...here we are now, entertain us.
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People forget that the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals.allpurpleallgold said:Voted up for the Cleveland mention.
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nybe
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He was @ WoodstockLoneStarDawg said:#RaceWasntThere
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Helps Trump IMO
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A turn the block clock type of Opus. Not like Jim Plunkett or Moses Malone.
The More of a bloody sock Schilling type of effort.
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I've said there were a few things that Jakey B would have to do for me to stop calling him Brownsocks:
1. Convert on MANY third downs in key situations in one game (I feel he took a huge step forward vs. STAN in this regard.
2. Lead a drive against a good team when we are up be 7 to put us up by two scores. (He did this in the first quarter vs. STAN; if he keeps going this will be gone).
3. Lead us on a late drive where we are down to go ahead, then win.
4. Stop taking sacks at critical moments and in critical areas of the field.
Obviously 1 and 2 have had substantial progress made on them. 4 is sort of ambiguous and 3 hasn't happened (no opportunity).
Jake looked great against Stanford and we need him to continue that high level of play. Let's face it, after this week we will know what we have in Jake.
He's done pretty much everything except for beating a team like Oregon on the road.
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It's a new era.
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Duckfighter Illustrated, but for the love of Don Fucking James, could you format that shit so it's more readable?
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I just write themBennyBeaver said:I
Duckfighter Illustrated, but for the love of Don Fucking James, could you format that shit so it's more readable?
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FO, G
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Half assed poster, half assed writer.RaceBannon said:
I just write themBennyBeaver said:I
Duckfighter Illustrated, but for the love of Don Fucking James, could you format that shit so it's more readable?
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Shouldn't you be getting your own house in order?BennyBeaver said:
Half assed poster, half assed writer.RaceBannon said:
I just write themBennyBeaver said:I
Duckfighter Illustrated, but for the love of Don Fucking James, could you format that shit so it's more readable?
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I know you're being sarcastic but it's called a lodge.unfrozencaveman said:
Shouldn't you be getting your own house in order?BennyBeaver said:
Half assed poster, half assed writer.RaceBannon said:
I just write themBennyBeaver said:I
Duckfighter Illustrated, but for the love of Don Fucking James, could you format that shit so it's more readable?
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does anyone know how i ended up in this topicDennis_DeYoung said:I've said there were a few things that Jakey B would have to do for me to stop calling him Brownsocks:
1. Convert on MANY third downs in key situations in one game (I feel he took a huge step forward vs. STAN in this regard.
2. Lead a drive against a good team when we are up be 7 to put us up by two scores. (He did this in the first quarter vs. STAN; if he keeps going this will be gone).
3. Lead us on a late drive where we are down to go ahead, then win.
4. Stop taking sacks at critical moments and in critical areas of the field.
Obviously 1 and 2 have had substantial progress made on them. 4 is sort of ambiguous and 3 hasn't happened (no opportunity).
Jake looked great against Stanford and we need him to continue that high level of play. Let's face it, after this week we will know what we have in Jake.
He's done pretty much everything except for beating a team like Oregon on the road.
I'm hoping I retire Brownsocks and we can just call him Cobra starting Sunday, but who the fuck knows.the script is gone. I have no idea what will happen.